Author's Note/Random Section at the top of the fic thing:

Sorry it took so long!

Thanks to all of the reviewers! I appreciate reviews! And also very much thanks to Artemis Day for the suggestion of the sharp objects used on Yamcha! Now... Vegeta! Thank all of the reviewers!

Vegeta: Unfortunately, Dani forces me to thank all the reviewers. Who are:

Artemis Day, xLordofTimex, HANNIBAL LECTER7878781, Reds Owshad Dark, The Petulant Purple Princess, daughteralucard, and Samantha-Girl Scout. Welcome to the Review Hall of Fame. Apparently.

Dani: And here's a cookie for reading Chapter 3!

(hands out cyber cookies)

Also I have been recently informed that a spark plug is a part of a car, and that I was actually talking about a plug-in. SO WHAT?!

Disclaimer time!!!

Disclaimer: If I ever own DBZ, run! Run for your lives!!!!

"And so the Stick Z Fighters went behind the Voice's desk to find the Magic Pencil. And then a magical pony came along! Stick Goku jumped onto it. He yelled, 'Hi ho, My Little Pony! AWAY!!!!' and rode off into the sunset. And everyone lived happily-"

"SHUT UP, STICK GOTEN!!!" the Voice yelled.

Stick Goten sulked.

And so the Stick Z Fighters went behind the Voice's desk to find the Magic Pencil, but the My Little Pony that they found was blown up by Stick Vegeta. They saw the pencil, and they rejoiced.

The pencil glowed with a magic glow. Duh. It was well sharpened and the eraser was clean, round, and pink. It was a Magic Pencil which could never go out of the 'perfect pencil' state. It always erased entirely but its eraser never got smaller. It was the best pencil in the world.

However, for all the Stick Z Fighters cared, it was just the heaviest pencil ever made.

Even with their combined stick might, they were no match for the heavy pencil. Then Stick Mirai Trunks had an idea.

"Why don't we just push it out from under the desk so the Voice can reach it?"

"That's an excellent idea! I thought of it first," the Voice said.

The Stick Z Fighters pushed with all their might and made the pencil move 1/2 of a millimeter.

They pushed again.

They had progressed one whole millimeter now.

To get the pencil to where they needed it, they had to push it 14 centimeters.

That was 140 millimeters.

3 hours later...

The Stick Z Fighters all collapsed from exhaustion of trying to push a pencil for 3 hours straight.

They were only halfway there, anyway.

4 more hours later...

The Stick Z Fighters finally pushed the pencil to where the Voice could grab it.

"Finally!" the Voice shouted. The Voice picked up the pencil and put it on the desk. The Stick Z Fighters collapsed on the floor.

"You guys might want to get up, unless you want to get vaccumed."

The Stick Z Fighters got on the desk as fast as they could.

"Now what?" Stick Yamcha asked as a cat came through the door.

"Now you get to be Fang's new toy. Remember, Fang loves to eat paper. Which is what you're made of." The Voice put Stick Yamcha on the floor, where the sharp-toothed cat promptly picked him up in its mouth and took him out of the room.

"That's why you don't get on my bad side, Stick Vegeta."

"My name isn't Stick Vegeta!"

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,

But Stick DBZ is so delightful,

And since I command you to,

PLEASE REVIEW, PLEASE REVIEW, PLEASE REVIEW!

I am aware that it's not Christmas anymore. But I made this song and by Kami, I'm going to use it!

P.S. The only reason that Goten was the one with the My Little Pony thing was because I couldn't think of anyone else.