Author's Note:
Sorry to all my loyal fans about the long waits between chapters.
Just so you guys know, after this is going to be a oneshot called "Merry Christmas, Prince Vegeta!" Three guesses what that's about.
Then I'll probably have "The World According to Vegeta." That's an ongoing one.
But before I can begin those, I have to finish this one. I told myself that so I wouldn't make a whole ton of one-chapter fanfics!
...I just realized that two out of three of my fanfics I plan on finishing have Vegeta in the title.
I'm obsessed. SO WHAT!
Vegeta: ...?
Dani: Anyway... DISCLAIMER TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. I'm not Akira Toriyama. Am I? (looks in mirror) Oh my Kami! I am Akira Toriyama! Woohoo!
(wakes up)
Aw man...
"So, I suppose it's time for you guys to get to work on defeating the Stick Villains. Chop, chop!" The Voice said, clapping her hands.
The Voice went to a large drawer and opened it. A small stick rendition of Frieza flew out.
"Muahahahahaha!" Stick Frieza laughed evilly for no particular reason.
"Wait! I have an idea!" The Voice said. "But it'll only work on Stick Frieza, because he can't regenerate."
"I am going to get the Dragon Balls, then I'll be immortal!" Stick Frieza said.
"But before then, you're still a very small stick person. Even if you did have the Dragon Balls, you'd still be a villain reduced to living in the sock drawer of a terminally bored and annoying teenager. How does doing that for the rest of your immortal life sound?" Stick Vegeta asked.
Stick Frieza shut up.
The only sound left in the room was the sound of the Voice rummaging in one of the drawers of the desk.
Stick Goku attempted to make the first hit.
He came flying at Stick Frieza with all of his might. Stick Frieza moved out of the way and Stick Goku crashed into the wall.
All of a sudden, the Voice shouted, "FOUND THEM!" She brandished a pair of scissors.
With one swift snip, the Voice cut Stick Frieza in half. His halves fell to the carpeted floor uselessly.
"There. Problem solved. It'll be harder for the other two, though, because they can regenerate."
The Stick Z Fighters flew back to the desk to rest from... doing nothing, except Stick Goku who had paint on his face. The Voice erased his head and redrew it, removing the paint.
Suddenly, Fang the cat returned, carrying a badly mangled Stick Yamcha in its mouth. The Voice clapped her hands and jumped in glee as Fang took off with the deceased Stick Frieza's upper half.
"Oh, hooray! Stick Yamcha's back! That means more torture!" She picked up Stick Yamcha, taped him to a dartboard, and took out the darts. On her first throw, she got a bulls-eye and hit Stick Yamcha right in the center of the head.
"Bulls-eye!" she shouted as Stick Yamcha flailed his limbs and screamed in agony.
"Unless you want to be practice shots, you better beat Cell too, Stick Z Fighters."
"MY NAME ISN'T STICK VEGETA! Wait, what?"
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-Dani