Author's Note for CHAPTER 5! WHOOT!:
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Note: This chapter's plotline was created by me and one of my friends named Lydia while we were on the bus today.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. I never will. Get it? Got it? Good.
While the Stick Z Fighters were preparing for battle, the Voice opened a window. A ladybug flew in and started trash-talking to Stick Vegeta.
"Stick person. If you can defeat me in a battle, then I will do whatever you want. Unfortunately for you, you look like you fight like my saggy old grandma."
Stick Vegeta replied, "I'll crush you, little ladybug! I'll teach you never to challenge Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans!"
And so, the rest of the Stick Z Fighters proceeded to fight Stick Cell, while Stick Vegeta tried to defeat a ladybug.
It wasn't working.
No matter how hard Stick Vegeta tried, the ladybug could always match him, blow for blow. It was kind of pathetic, when you think about it. "STUPID LADYBUG!" he shouted.
The Stick Z Fighters left Stick Yamcha to try to stall Stick Cell while they came up with a new plan. Unfortunately, that was a bad idea and Stick Yamcha got blown to smithereens in about half a second. So the Voice redrew him and told Stick Cell to go easy on him, so they could torture him later. Stick Cell liked this idea and started simply beating the crap out of Stick Yamcha.
"What are we going to do?" Stick Mirai Trunks asked.
"The only thing we can. We have to help Vegeta beat that ladybug!" Stick Bulma said. "I heard it say that it would do whatever we wanted. So we just ask it to destroy Cell for us, and our problem's solved!"
Stick Chichi went over to the ladybug and told Stick Vegeta to move over. He moved and Stick Chichi smashed the ladybug with her Stick Frying Pan of Doom.
"You could only smash it because I weakened it first," Stick Vegeta muttered.
The ladybug got back up and said, "My name is Rashelo, and since one of you has managed to defeat me, I will help you in any way I can."
"Destroy that stick person over there, and every one of his cells," Stick Chichi ordered, pointing to Stick Cell.
"Very well," Rashelo replied, and flew over to Stick Cell and proceeded to spit on him.
Now, as you may have gathered, this was no normal ladybug. Rashelo was a weird ladybug who could spit acid that deteriorated paper. Stick Cell was vanquished in a matter of seconds.
"Now, Rashelo! What else can you do?" the Voice asked.
"Well, if I bite a stick person, I can make it so that they have immense pain rampaging through their bloodstream for about an hour, that won't kill them," Rashelo said.
"Great! Now bite that guy!" the Voice demanded, pointing to Stick Yamcha.
Rashelo bit Stick Yamcha as Stick Yamcha screamed in horror and pain. He was then forever scarred for life and would scream in terror whenever he saw a ladybug. That was why the Voice started drawing stick ladybugs.
"Farewell," said Rashelo, and he flew out the window once more. The Voice shut the window before Stick Yamcha could escape.
"I can't believe you couldn't defeat a ladybug, Stick Vegeta."
"MY NAME ISN'T STICK VEGETA!"
I've only got two more chapters planned! Read and review while you still can-ned!
Vegeta: That was a lame rhyme... and it didn't even make sense...
Dani: Who cares? MASHED POTATOES!
Vegeta: What I don't get is why you aren't in a mental hospital.
Dani: My grandma always used to threaten to send me to the 'nut barn' when I was little. Now I wonder why she didn't.
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