AN for Chapter 6:
SIX CHAPTERS!! That may not seem like much to you, but for me, it's awesome! That's probably because I'm lazy. Or because I'm an underachiever. Or both. Anyway, thank you to all of the reviewers for making me famous! Okay, not really. I wish I was, though. FAMOUSNESS! I might stretch this one out to nine chapters total. Then I MIGHT write a sequel if I'm feeling up to it, and if I get some positive input and some good ideas. (Hint, hint.)
ALSO, I will be allowing three lucky reviewers the opportunity to be in the next chapter! SO REVIEW!!
And so, the Stick Z fighters continued on their epic quest to defeat all of the Stick Villains and gather all seven Stick Dragon Balls, and wish themselves back to their homeworld.
The next and last Stick Villain they had to defeat was Stick Kid Buu. He was supposedly hiding in the inner workings of the Voice's bedroom door's lock. The Stick Z Fighters tried to call him out, but to no avail. He refused to come out. Stick Vegeta blasted the inside of the door with Stick Ki Blasts, which only flushed him out onto the other side of the door. The Voice opened the door to catch him, but he was already flying off at high speed toward the kitchen, looking for an escape route. The Voice ran toward him, then tripped and smashed her head against the kitchen table. She was out cold.
Just then, Fang the cat attempted to jump at Stick Kid Buu. He caught him and pinned him down with a paw. No matter how hard Stick Kid Buu struggled, the cat was just too strong.
Then Fang began to lick him.
As the hours passed, Stick Kid Buu remained under Fang's paw, being licked, as a very soggy piece of paper. The Stick Z Fighters knew not to interfere. If they did, they would most likely be eaten. The Voice regained consciousness and ran to her room for something.
She came back later with a rubber band. "What's with the rubber band?" Stick Goku asked.
"I need to fling one of you at Fang, to keep him busy and make him hungry while I rip Stick Kid Buu into pieces and hide him in Fang's food bowl. Then Fang eats, and Stick Kid Buu gets entirely dissolved by my cat's stomach acid! It all works! So, any volunteers?"
No one volunteered, except...
Stick Yamcha.
"I figure it'll be better than what you'll do to me later for torture anyway," Stick Yamcha said.
"That's very brave of you, Stick Yamcha. And yes, it is better."
Stick Yamcha muttered under his breath, saying what sounded like, "That figures, won't even give me a break when I'm helping," while flying over to the Voice.
The Voice used the rubber band to launch Stick Yamcha at Fang. Remembering his favorite Stick Yamcha-licious treat, Fang let go of Stick Kid Buu and caught Stick Yamcha and happily chewed on him.
The Voice used this opportunity to grab Stick Kid Buu and rip him up into tiny pieces, then sprinkle him over Fang's food like a seasoning. She then picked up Fang and brought him to his food bowl. Fang began to eat when he saw the food, after spitting out Stick Yamcha. The Voice grabbed a napkin and picked up the damp wad of Stick Yamcha with it. She then tied up the top of the napkin and went back to her room, seeing as how Stick Kid Buu was no longer a threat.
She opened the window once more and threw the napkin (that Stick Yamcha was in) out.
"That takes care of that," she said. "Now, about the Stick Dragon Balls..."
Will Stick Yamcha return? Will the Stick Z Fighters make it back to DBZ World? Will the Voice ever stop calling Stick Vegeta, Stick Vegeta? Find out next chapter!
Stick Vegeta: MY NAME ISN'T STICK VEGETA!!
Dani: SHUSH! I WAS BEING ALL DRAMATIC AND THEN YOU RUINED IT! WAAAAA!