AN for Chapter 9:
As you are all aware, this is the last chapter of Stick DBZ. :'( I've had a lot of fun and look forward to writing another fanfiction with, hopefully, a lot of fans. You guys are great just for reading my humble random fanfic. Whether I reviewed one of your stories and you decided to check out what I had, or if Stick DBZ was just on the front page of the DBZ fanfic list, I thank you. You are some of the best people in the world for reading the work of a small town Iowa girl (who, ironically, listens to alternative and heavy metal). Also, I am sad to inform everyone that I will not be writing a Stick DBZ 2. A new story would need a plot, something of which I have none. Or, at least, it would sort of have to have a plot.
...Isn't it surprising how serious I can be when I want to?
And, I still don't own DBZ.
Epilogue
I suppose you all have a lot of questions about Stick DBZ. Who is The Voice? What happened to the characters once the story was over with? If you're asking these questions, they'll be answered. Have other questions you urgently need answered? Tough luck, Chuck. Those are the only ones I'm answering. First of all...
WHO IS THE VOICE??
A curtain pulls back, and all the story's characters gasp. Paris Hilton is on the stage.
Yamcha: Could it be?
Dani: Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!
Bulma: What?
Dani: I'm The Voice, not that drooling bimbo! She pushes Paris Hilton off of the stage.
Bulma: Oh. I had my suspicions, but...
Dani: Yeah! I'm The Voice! Really, who didn't see that one coming from fifteen miles away? Now then, to the rest of the epilogue!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHARACTERS?
Stick Yamcha was eventually turned back into his normal form, after a long and harrowing journey filled with torture and cat spit. Unfortunately, just before he left, The Voice erased him and redrew him with AIDS. (Yes, it is possible to draw a stick person with AIDS.) He died three weeks later.
The Voice posted their story online, calling it "Stick DBZ." She was later dragged into a mental institution.
Mischa became a rabid fangirl of Vegeta... actually, that already happened.
Artemis later became ruler of the world... even though DBZ Know your stars was done long before this story. (See DBZ Know your stars by Artemis Day for the full story.)
Ginny died a horrible and painful death... again, use your imagination.
Frieza was eventually entirely eaten by Fang and became cat poop.
Cell was reduced to a stain on the Voice's carpet.
Kid Buu was also reduced to cat poop.
Fang became the president of the United States... there have been no wars since, there is no one in poverty, and all the stupid people have been shot. The United Nations has been considering making Fang president of the world, and are planning on going through with it. Look to see Fang as the new World President this fall. He plans on ruling beside Artemis and not against her, so they can campaign together in the war against idiots and HSM.
Rashelo starred in his own TV series... unfortunately it was on at the same time as the High School Musical Marathon on Disney Channel. No one watched his show because the HSM zombies (See DBZ Know your stars by Artemis Day) were all watching TV. Rashelo has since dedicated his life to killing everyone in HSM... we're not quite sure how that's working out for him yet.
The characters from DBZ all went back to their normal lives, with Yamcha not in them. Bulma was so inspired by his not coming around anymore that she developed a cure for AIDS and cancer. When Yamcha came back, she decided not to give him the cure for AIDS. Everyone lived happily ever after... except Ginny and Yamcha, and the villains who died, and so couldn't live happily ever after.
The End