Ed groaned as he woke up. His entire body was sore because he had fallen asleep in a very awkward position. He sat up and pushed the couch off of his foot. Sadly, the couch had left a heart-shaped indent on his skin. In the middle of the heart were three letters. Ed looked with horror at the letters: R-O-Y.

"NOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!!!!" he shouted before realizing that he wasn't alone in the room.

Two dogs were staring at him. One was an adorable black lab with an adorable face and the cutest pity face on the face of the earth and wonderful brown eyes and a cute little pink harness, and the other was a badass-looking husky.

"Um… what's with the dogs?" Ed asked as he frantically rubbed his foot, trying to get rid of the Roy heart.

"Um… well… they're your next date, brother…"

Ed looked incredulously at his brother. "Al, are you feeling all right?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. That's what the Colonel told me when he dropped them off."

"Okay… what am I supposed to do with two random dogs?"

The husky walked up to him and sniffed his face. "You could start by taking us for a walk."

Ed started. "Gah! The dogs can talk?"

"I can," said the husky. The black lab walked up to Ed and started licking his pants. "My name is Kairi. This is Juno right here. She's a normal dog, but I'm not. I'm just taking her with me because Kyler's busy today."

"Who's Kyler?"

"He's our owner, but that's completely irrelevant to the story. Oh, and I'm part wolf too. Isn't that exciting?"

Ed scratched his head. "Um, sure…" He stood up. "Okay, so… I guess I'll be going out with these two, Al. See you later."

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As Ed took the two dogs down the street, he noticed that Kairi kept glancing at him when she thought he wasn't looking. Eventually, they came to a dog park, and Ed let Juno off her leash. Kairi was smart enough that she didn't need a leash.

Kairi sat next to Ed as Juno ran around and played with the other dogs. After a while, he decided to talk to Kairi.

"So… why did you decide to call?"

"I didn't call. Kyler did it for me. But, if you want a reason, I guess you could just say that I wanted to be able to talk to another human. I don't really get to talk to many."

"But why me?"

"Because that makes the story more interesting."

Juno began rolling in a random pile of snow. Ed watched with amusement. "So do you ever do normal dog things?"

"Yeah, sometimes. I just figured today would be a good day to take it easy."

"I see."

At that moment, Kakashi randomly popped into the story and let his dogs hang out with Juno. Juno ran around and sniffed stuff and played with the dogs and licked Kakashi's pants. Then she pinned Kakashi to the ground and tore off his mask, and Ed was like "OMG KAKASHI'S A HOTTIE!"

Ed ran up to Kakashi and tackled Juno because he was bored and then Juno whined cuz Ed had pushed her a little too roughly and Juno bit his right arm and a tooth fell out and I went up to Ed and punched him in the face for being mean to my dog, even though she's Kyler's dog in this story, but I'm Kyler in my mind so it all works out and then Kairi looked around and wished she weren't a fictional dog since she loves me and I love her and I love Ed and I'm going to shut up now because this isn't going anywhere.

So the rest of the day passed nicely, except for when Juno ate a bone and puked it up on Ed's shoes. Then Ed had to throw his shoes away and walked home in his knee-high penguin socks that he stole from me.