Disclaimer: Not mine. J.K.'s

The Harry Potter Trio gets to watch Potter Puppet Pals. Oh, the joy…

Harry: Will the torture and humiliation ever end?!

Hermione: Doubtful.

Ron: Whoa! What's a computer?

Author: A muggle machine.

Ron: eagerly I get one?

Hermione: Yes. Though, the chances of you getting a computer and making a rather mediocre movie with it are rather slim.

Author: Yes, that one was one of my favorites. "Ron's New Computer". However, you just can't beat the classics.

Harry: "Bothering Snape" was really pointless.

Author: Rather like this story, hmmm?

Ron: Well, at least we got to…well, bother Snape.

Harry: bewildered But he killed us? WTF?!

Author: Oh, and Dumbledore stole from you.

Harry: Yes, I'm going to be having some "words" with him.

Ron: Is that code?

Harry: What? No!! Ewww! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Ron: Well, I just thought-

Harry: JUST BECAUSE HE HAS SOME NUDIST TENDANCIES DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!

Author: Okay, we get it. Chill with the wizard angst.

Harry: YOU'RE WRITING THIS!!

Author: Whatev.

Hermione: changing the subject "Trouble at Hogwarts" was rather amusing.

Ron: What were the guns we used? .38? .45?

Author: I figure it was of a higher caliber, though .45 seems a bit much.

Harry: gawking Whoa, when did Ron get smart?

Hermione: He didn't, not really. He's more of an idiot savant.

Ron: indignant I am not an…an…whatever you said!

Harry: Congratulations, Ron. You're the first person to have a negative IQ.

Ron: beaming Thanks!

Author: Well, there was a video called "Deathly Hollows Outtakes". Now THAT was hilarious.

Hermione: I agree. So entertaining.

Ron: I, personally, found it offensive.

Harry: What offended you?

Ron: Um…nothing, I just wanted to say something.

Hermione: quoting "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."

Author: So true.

Ron: thinking…painfully Wait…are you saying I'm…a fool?

Hermione: sarcastically Well done, Ronald. Want a cookie?

Ron: backing up Oh no. Last time I took a cookie from one of you I died.

Author: That's right…how did you come back?

Ron: Magic.

Author: Of course.

Harry:…You know, Voldemort's usually a wimp in the PPP videos.

Author: Yeah! Remember that time with the Butterfly Wand Of Doom?

Harry: How could I forget? He gave Ron boobs!

Ron: What??

Author: laughing Yep, and Ron was all like, "I'M DISPROPORTIONATE!!"

Ron: STOP MOCKING ME!!

Harry: Stop being a baby!

Ron : I WAS SLOW IN DEVELOPMENT!!

SILENCE

Harry: Okaaayy…

Author: Ron, did your mother drop you when you were a baby?

Ron: smartly No, it was my brother.

Hermione:…That clears things up.

Author: checks pages Well, we have about 300 words left. Why don't I bring in a mystery guest?

Puppet Snape appears

Puppet Snape (or PS): What- how did I get here?

Author: strapping down PS in a chair with rope Magic.

Harry: Rope. How kinky.

Author: Keep your head out of the gutter.

Hermione: Isn't kidnapping illegal?

Author: logically But this isn't kidnapping, it's puppetnapping. And most puppets are non-sentinent things.

Hermione: Nice thinking.

Author: I try.

Author sits down in a cushy chair like one of those posh talk shows

Author: Okay, Puppet Snape. How did you feel when Puppet Harry and Puppet Ron bothered you?

PS : Let me go, you foul girl! Let me go, I say!

Ron: Maybe you sould let him go.

Harry: Yeah, before he chews his arms off.

Author: Yeah, like that ever happens.

She looks back to see only Puppet Snape's little fabric arms left

Author: Darn. And I was going to hold him for ransom. Oh well.

Harry: I doubt that would have worked anyway.

Author: Yeah, you're probably right.

Hermione: What are we going to do now?

Author: Well, somebody has to be in the chair. Any takers?

Everyone backs away

Author: No? Okay, Ron, c'mere!

Ron: terrified NO!!

A few minutes later…

Hermione: Where's Ron?

Author: In the closet. I doubt he'll ever come out.

Hermione: I'll pretend I didn't just hear the innuendo in that sentence.

Harry: Why is he in the closet?

Author: I dunno. You'll have to ask one of my other personalities.

Hermione: WHAT?

Author: Sure, there's Cathy, Princess, Bobo, Fouton…

Harry: whispering to Hemione Walk away slowly.

They backed up and ran away

Author:…Archibald, Cocoa, Cleopatra, and Francis. looks around and sees no one Hey, where'd they go?

Author wanders off while Ron kicks the door sporadically

Ron: muffled Help!

FIN (For real, this time)

A/N- Well, a lot of people were asking for this, so I took a hand at it. So, please review!