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This is the new Chapter 1. The old one stinks……
Mikan's POV

"Lunch complaints… Minor explosion on East side….. This one is for you, Natsume."

"Give it to Mikan."

"Hey! That was my coffee!"

BakaBakaBaka

A typical morning in the office of the presidents.

I got up from where I was smacked down by a Baka bullet.

"Hotaru! Grow up…" I rubbed my back-side with a pained expression. It hurted. OUCH.

"This is Invention No. 499: Updated sister of the former Baka Gun. With faster reactions and bigger Baka bullets. I'll updated the Baka Cannon and celebrate the 500th Imai invention."

"Uh…. Sakura? Are you alright" Ruka cautiously asked.

"Ye---Ouch!" I shrieked as I attempt to get up. "Well, maybe."

"Bunny bottoms will be fine, Ruka. Leave her alone." Natsume nonchalantly reported.

"HENTAI!"

"Now, now…. It's time for daily reports. Minor explosion….. Natsume….. House-robot blew up slightly, lost an arm…. Hotaru….. Unknown amplified sounds hypnotized animals… Oh my, that's probably me….poor deers…..Um….invading armies of poison ants in Elementary, Section A….. Sakura."

"Fine with me." Natsume replied.

"Lost arm, huh?" Hotaru questioned.

"Sigh. Yesterday it was jumping beetles. Now I have to exterminate ants?" I whimpered. Why do I get the hard jobs?

"I'll burn them for you." Natsume offered.

"NOOOO! The ants have a right to live!!! I'll switch with Sakura!" Ruka cried, on the verge of tears.

"Great. Now I'm to nullify the unknown sound?" I sighed. I may sound spoiled, but then, on the other hand, welcome to the world of Gakuen Alice, where absolutely nothing makes sense!

"I'll roast the animals for you." Natsume offered again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'll also do Sakura's job!"

"Um…. Then what do I do?" I asked.

"Don't come with me unless you want to be tester for the cause of the explosion." Natsume warned.

"You can come with me! I'll use you as a tester for the slight damage. Let's start with the one-celled acid!" Hotaru said with mock happiness.

"KYA!"

"Sakura, do you want your old job back?"

"NO WAY!!!!"

"So what'll you do?"

"I DON'T KNOW! NATSUME AND HOTARU ARE USING ME AS A BAIT!"

"Let's pick straws!" Hotaru asked holding up her new invention.

"Okay…." Ruka inspected the twitching straws in her hand.

"Invention No. 500 (YES!): Picking Straws. An new, twitching twist to the old-fashioned choosing game. Choose the viper-tipped straw, Mikan, go with Natsume. The mini Baka-gun tipped one, go with me. The poison scorpion, go with Nogi. Oh, by the way, just because their mini,m they still have the traits of the real animal or thing."

"A… a… a death or death situation…." I defeatedly said. Don't defy Hotaru, number 1 rule.

"It's okay, Sakura. Imai may be joking."

"I'm not."

Catiously, going in slow-motion, I reached out for a straw. I randomly grabbed one, pulled it…………

"KYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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