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Chapter 2:
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"So...wait – what?"
Neji felt like banging his head on the bar counter. Honestly. He had never known that Uchiha Sasuke could possibly be more oblivious than Naruto, and that was really saying a lot. "
"We have reached several conclusions and proven the hypotheses that many of our fellow shinobi friends have theorized," Neji said, attempting to suppress his irritation. God.
"Okay?"
Was it because he was drunk? He didn't think that the other drank a lot, but maybe he had low alcohol tolerance. Maybe he was a stupid drunk who seemed sober.
Who was he kidding?
"You're stupid, Uchiha," Neji sighed. "In the past hour or so, we've established that you're bisexual, leaning towards gay, that you're in love, and that you should really confess."
"Except I'm straight and I'm not fucking in love with anyone!" So, he was getting mad, was he? Well, he was, too, so they were even.
He wasn't thinking straight, and he sighed.
"Shut up, dumbass," he said wearily. "Just shut up."
"Why? Why are you telling me this?" Uchiha looked confused.
Good for him. That dumbass. Shit, he was drunk too. Every bit as drunk as Uchiha, if not more. Not very drunk, but still.
"Just – just listen to me on this," he said. "You are in love. You are in denial. And I know who you're in love with. Everyoneknows. And he loves you, too. You go figure it out by yourself, dumbass."
And he left, slouching uncharacteristically, leaving behind the confused Uchiha.
Damn you, Uchiha Sasuke, he thinks. You're everything to him, and he's everything to you, but you don't even fucking realize it.
Goddamned assholes.
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Written: July 25, 2008
Words: 276