A/N: I want to thank Taleitha for giving me the idea for a simple code for Sirius. And I used the "No I will not snog you" idea. Thanks!

Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately. They be J.K.'s -sigh- I've invited them to tea, we're having a gay ol' time

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"Sirius?" asked a concerned Remus.

The boy looked at him, "Huh?"

"I asked if you were okay. You look kind of spaced out."

"Sey. M'i enif."

By now they had made their way to Gryffindor Tower and were greeted by the other two Marauders.

"What were you guys doing?" asked James giving Remus a little nudge.

Remus pushed his arm, "Nothing. I was talk-."

"Remus!"

The four boys turned around to see Lily Evans running over to them. She stopped in front of Remus with a smile.

"Hi, Lily," Remus smiled. "What did you need?"

"Yes, my Lily Flower," interrupted James, who moved in front of Remus. "Why do you need our little friend? I'm sure I could be more helpful." He gave her his best 'Date-Me' smile.

Lily rolled her green eyes and pushed James away. "Well, Remus, there's a Prefect Meeting before dinner, right now. I wanted to know if you wanted to walk with me."

"I would love to, Lil," he stuck out his arm and she took it. They made their way to the portrait and Remus called out, "Bye guys. See you at dinner." He and Lily continued their way to the meeting.

"Eh saw gniklat ot Sulevins!" cried Sirius when they were gone. "Sulevins!"

James and Peter just stared at him.

"SULEVINS!"

"What are you talking about?" asked Peter.

Sirius started to pull at his hair, again.

"Why don't you try doing little signs or something?" suggested James. "Oh! We can play charades!" He and Peter ran to the couch and sat down, waiting patiently.

Sirius rolled his eyes and made his way to them. 'How the hell am I supposed to tell them about Remus and Snivelus?'

Sirius started to jump up and down, he was so excited. He held up four fingers.

"Oh, oh. Four words!" exclaimed Peter. Sirius shook his head rapidly.

He held one finger. He then placed his hands together, as if he was praying, and opened it up.

"Book!" yelled out James, and Sirius nodded. He then pointed to them. "Us!"

Sirius nodded again.

"Book and us," said Peter. "Oh, is the first word Remus?"

Sirius smiled and help up two fingers. "Second word."

He made a gesture with his hand, "Hand," yelled Peter.

James shoved him off the couch and looked back up at Sirius. "Ow"

James put the two words together, "Remus and talk. What's the third word?"

Sirius held up two fingers again. "No, Siri, they THIRD word," said James.

Sirius hit him in the head and held up the two fingers again. "The third word is 'to' James," said Peter. Sirius pointed to his nose. "So far, we've got Remus, talk, and to."

Sirius slicked back his hair and scowled. James jumped out of his seat and yelled, "Snivelus!"

Sirius was now jumping up and down again nodding his head.

"Remus talk to Snivelus?" Peter put together.

"Wait," interrupted James, "You mean to tell us that our Remus was actually talking to Snivelus?"

"SEY!"

"About what?"

"I t'nod wonk," Sirius said glumly.

"Huh?" they asked together. Sirius glared at them and shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm sick of not understanding you," James said suddenly. "We need to make up a code." They spent the rest of the afternoon coming up with a simple code so they could understand him when Remus wasn't around.

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"Why did we need that meeting?" asked Remus. They had just finished up and everyone was heading toward the Great Hall for dinner. "I mean, no one really has to worry about Sirius."

"Well," Lily answered, "You saw what happened at lunch today. You've still got some of the residue on you." She pointed to his purple-tinted hand. "The seventh years just want everyone to keep an eye on Black, to make sure something like that doesn't happen again."

"I guess you're right," Remus sighed. "I'm not going to tell him though. I don't want him to A) get worried, or B) make things worse for everyone."

Lily suppressed a smile and gave his arm a squeeze, "I'll see you later, okay?"

"Yeas, sure." She made her way over to her friends while he did the same.

"Sumer, sseug tahw ew did yadot," said an ecstatic Sirius. Remus sat down and looked at his friends.

"What did you guys do?" he started to put food on his plate.

"Uoy evah ot kool!"

"Yeah," said an equally ecstatic James.

Remus rolled his eyes and smiled before looking across the table to his friends.

Sirius pretended to push up a pair of glasses, "That's me," said James.

Sirius then puffed out his cheeks, "I still don't understand why that one has to be me," whined Peter.

Sirius then pretended to read a book. "Guess who that one is. Moony," asked James.

"Hmm…Let me guess. Me maybe?" he smiled. Sirius nodded his head enthusiastically. "That's very clever guys. Got anything else up your sleeves?"

"Yup," answered James and Peter while Sirius nodded. Sirius waved to Remus.

"Hello to you to, Siri." Sirius blushed at the nickname, but continued the show.

He puckered up his lips and then covered them, "That means 'No I will not snog you'," explained James.

"When will he ever use that?" asked a giggling Remus. And then Sirius did his impression of Snape. "I see. So when Severus finally reveals his true feelings, you can still reject him." Everyone was laughing except for Sirius, who turned to glare at said Slytherin.

"Is that another one?" asked Remus.

Peter and James looked at Sirius, who was still glaring at Snape. "No. Unless you guys came up with that one when I wasn't looking," answered Peter.

"Nope," said James. He was about to get Sirius' attention when a girl came up to him.

"Hi, Sirius," she said. She sat in the empty seat next to him. "How's it going?"

"Enif," he replied.

"Huh?"

"He said: 'Fine'," replied Remus.

"Oh. Okay." She smiled at him. "I was wondering if you had any plans for tomorrow."

Sirius placed a finger to his chin and thought. "Ton taht M'i erawa fo."

She looked at Remus who translated, "'Not that I'm aware of'."

"Good. Then could you help me with something at Hogsmeade? I'll buy you lunch."

A smile grew on his face, "Erus."

The girl looked at Remus again. He said, "'Sure'."

"Yayy," she leaned over a placed a kiss on his cheek. She hurried back from where she came.

Peter watched her go, "Who's she?"

"Her name is Angela Combs," supplied James. "I think she's a year under us. She's in Revenclaw."

"No wonder I don't know who she is," said Peter. "I only find out about girls like that when Sirius dates them."

Sirius' ears perked up when he heard that. "M'i gniog no a etad?"

"That's what happens when two people have a meal together," reasoned James.

"Ho," said Sirius. He shrugged his shoulders and continued to eat his dinner. The rest soon followed his lead

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"I don't see why you don't tell him," said James. Sirius and Peter went to Hogsmeade to get some firewhiskey while James and Remus went back to their dorm room.

"In case you failed to see at dinner," reasoned Remus, "Sirius has a date. With a girl. He doesn't even like guys."

"You don't know that," countered James. "Just because you've never seen him with a guy, doesn't mean that it can't happen."

"I don't want to talk about this with you."

"Why not?"

"Because, frankly, it's none of your business," Remus got up and started to collect his things when James placed a gentle hand on his arm.

"I'm sorry. Okay? Don't leave. I'm just trying to be helpful."

Remus sat back down on his bed, where James and he had landed. "I just don't want to talk about this right now."

"Does that mean that we can talk about it later," James asked hopefully.

Remus looked at James and slowly nodded his head. James was about to ask when, when Sirius burst into the room yelling, "Reven niaga. I esufer ot og htiw enoyna ohw t'nseod dnatsrednu em!"

Remus and James just stared at them. Peter told them that they had made it safely to and from Hogsmeade. But when they got into the common room they were stopped by Lily 'Perfect Prefect' Evans had caught them sneaking in with contraband. "She took it from us, and threatened to tell McGonagall."

"I dlot mih ot eb teiuq. Tub on! Eh dah ot yas gnihtemos," Sirius huffed and made his way to Remus' bed. James had gotten up and was opening his trunk.

Sirius had lain down on the bed and had rest his head on Remus' lap. Remus started to play with his hair unconsciously and Sirius started to lean into the touch and closed his eyes.

When James turned around as saw the spectacle, he raised an eyebrow and looked at Remus with a smile. "What?" mouthed Remus.

James just shook his head and mouthed back, "Nothing."

Peter had watched this all happen and when Sirius realized that it was silent, he opened an eye. "Yhw si ti os teiuq?"

"No reason, Siri," Remus got off his bed and headed down to the common room with the book he was reading earlier.

The other Marauders continued making up codes for simple things.

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"Hey," said James a few hours later. "Don't you guys have an essay to write for Sluggy?"

"I finished mine," Peter said smugly.

"This, I togrof!" cried Sirius. He collected his things and made his way to the common room.

When he got down there he stopped in his tracks. Sitting there looking like a beautiful angel was none other than Remus. The dying fire was hitting him just right, enhancing his gorgeous features. 'Beautiful? Gorgeous? Angel? What am I doing? I don't think like that. At least not about Remus.'

While he was thinking, Remus had looked up at Sirius.

"Are you just going to stand there? Or are you going to come sit down?"

Sirius stuck out his tongue and said, "M'i tsuj gniog ot dnats ereh."

Remus smiled to himself and returned to his book. A few minutes later, Sirius joined him on the couch. "So. I see you finally remembered about your essay for tomorrow."

"Puy."

"Let me guess. You want my help."

Puy, niaga."

"Okay," he placed his book on the table and faced Sirius.

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A/N 2: I'm going to stop there. It's not a cliffy like the other two chapters but I couldn't keep writing. I don't want this chapter to be too long. It's over 1,700 words long. The other two chapters weren't that long. So press that button down there. You know, the one that says 'Go'.It takes you to a review page. And if I get enough (10) reviews I might put up another chapter. :3