AN- On with the show! :D

"MARRIED!?"

"Yes dear, married. After all you are 16 and that is the age of marriage in the land of Hogwarts"

"But Mother! I don't even know any princes, or other royalty! Oh no! You're not going to Arrange a marriage are you??"

"Of course not dear don't be silly, why I would arrange a marriage for you when I spent all this time planning a huge Birthday Ball for tonight! It will be splendid! All of the Young Princes' and other royalty from the lands are coming! You'll be able to choose one of your liking! Isn't that just wonderful?"

"Wonderful? No it is not WONDERFUL! It is horrible! Awful! Deranged! MAD! Mother, you do remember that I am a male, right?"

"Oh don't be silly! You're wearing a dress for goodness sake! Of course you're a girl!"

"No- but..Wait…MOTHER!"

"Now now run along dear I must arrange for the decorations and food for tonight. My, My won't it just be Splendid!" And with that Queen Lily turned on her heel and swept away towards the kitchens, muttering to herself all the while about cakes, dress fittings and rose petals.

"She is INSANE!" Harry yelled at no one in particular, quickly making his way up to his room. Or as quickly as one can when you are ensconced in several heavy layers of taffeta and cloth. But proudly Harry would be able to tell anyone that ever asked that he had only tripped twice on the way up to his room, not that anyone would ever care to ask him, but he felt proud all the same.

He was also satisfied by the very loud BANG that his heavy oak door made when he slammed it shut.

With that, he flung himself onto his large canopy bed in a very un-lady like manner. But like always, his anger had all but drained from his body after a few moments and he was now ready to take action.

Well there is no use moping about the situation seeing as how there is no force on this earth that could stop my mother from planning a party thought Harry with a small sigh. With that he heaved himself off of the bed and headed back to the Great Hall to see what havoc his mother had reaped on the ballroom for tonight. As long as it's my birthday, I might as well have a say in the planning. And maybe cause a little trouble to make everything fall apart! Giggling evilly to himself he continued on his journey down to the abyss.

-- (aka a scene change)

-1 week earlier-

"There has been an invitation sent for your son King Lucius"

"Who has sent it Mr. Nott?"

"King James and Queen Lily of Gryffindor, Sir. It seems to be an invitation for their daughters 16th Birthday Ball. "

"Really?" Lucius asked with an evil smile, "And does Draco know of this yet?"

"No, he does not yet, sir. Will you allow me to summon him for you?"

"That would be grand Mr. Nott. Have him meet me in the Library."

"As you wish sir" Mr. Nott said with a bow. He then rapidly made his way out of the room in search of the Kings son.

AN- well it's pretty short but i got really excited because i had 4 review so i decided to post this. Hope you like it! Although it may not be as funny as i was going for, but we'll fix that in following chapters. MWAHAHAHA!!:D Read and Review!