Hogwarts Chat Rooms

by siriuslives394

Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.

2. Incredibly Stupendous Chat Room

Incredibly Stupendous Chat Room

gryffie4ever has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever: Uh... Hello?

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u has joined the chat.

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Why, hello Harry. Joined the Incredibly Stupendous Chat Room, then?

gryffie4ever: Yeah. What's so Incredibly Stupendous about it?

malfoyjr has joined the chat.

malfoyjr: Well, isn't that obvious Potter? I'm what's so Incredibly Stupendous!

gryffie4ever: Yeah, right. XD

gredweasley has joined the chat.

forgeweasley has joined the chat.

gredweasley: Harry!

forgeweasley: How are you?

gredweasley: Staying out of-

forgeweasley: trouble?

gryffie4ever: Hiya Fred and George.

malfoyjr: Do either of you two nitwits realize just how strange that was? O.o

gredweasley: Why, if it isn't little Malfoy!

forgeweasley: Seen dear old Voldie lately?

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Excuse me?

malfoyjr: I don't know what you're talking about...

gredweasley: Oh, I think-

forgeweasley: you do.

gryffie4ever: He's right that is kinda creepy. O.o

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Excuse me?

gryffie4ever: Yeah, Luna?

malfoyjr: Oooh, is it old Loopy?

gryffie4ever: Don't call her that.

malfoyjr: I can call her anything I want to. Loopy!

gryyfie4ever: Stop, Malfoy!

gredweasley: Yeah, stop-

forgeweasley: Malfoy!

malfoyjr: Make me.

gryffie4ever: Oh, how mature.

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Excuse me?

forgeweasley: OI! Luna has something to say! Shut it!

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Thank you. Now, as Harry did ask earlier what made this chat room so Incredibly Stupendous, I'm going to answer.

gryffie4ever: Oh, it's all right Luna.

malfoyjr: Why do we care Loopy?

gredweasley: You remember your brief experience as a ferret? Yeah, we can make it so you can re-experience it.

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: What makes it so Incredibly Stupendous is the fact that while you're sitting, typing, in this chat room, it's downloading all of your personal information. Pictures, everything. :P

gryffie4ever: O.o What?! That's insane.

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malfoyjr: For once I agree with Potter.

malfoyjr has left the chat.

gredweasley: That's seriously-

forgeweasley: messed up.

gredweasley has left the chat.

forgeweasley has left the chat.

crumple1horn1snoracks1pwn1u: Hm... I never knew that Malfoy knew how you use a digital camera... Or how to use one like that... I wonder what everyone would think of these...?

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