Masquerade Chat Room

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kittykittykittycat: Hello?

halfbloodprince: Minerva?

kittykittykittycat: I am not!

queenofdabooks: Minerva?

kittykittykittycat: NO.

halfbloodprince: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

queenofdabooks: Shakespeare! A muggle classic!

aintasquib: I AIN'T A SQUIB!

halfbloodprince: Of course you aren't.

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halfbloodprince: I agree completely.

scarheadsucks: With what?

halfbloodprince: Your name.

kittykittykittycat: Well I don't!

scarheadsucks: Professor McGonagall?

kittykittykittycat: NO!

queenofdabooks: Isn't this supposed to be anonymous?

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elbowinthebutterdish: Hi!

aintasquib: I AIN'T A SQUIB!

elbowinthebutterdish: Hi!

scarheadsucks: It's supposed to be anonymous, but someone is giving it away!

elbowinthebutterdish: Hi!

kittykittykittycat: I'm not the one guessing!

elbowinthebutterdish: Hi!

halfbloodprince: I wouldn't if someone wasn't being so obvious!

aintasquib: I AIN'T A SQUIB!

elbowinthebutterdish: Hi!

scarheadsucks: ALRIGHT! WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST FOUR TIMES!

elbowinthebutterdish: You don't have to be so rude!

scarheadsucks: Eh, piss off.

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kittykittykittycat: Language!

halfbloodprince: What did we say about being obvious, Minerva?

kittykittykittycat: ... be quiet.

aintasquib: I AIN'T A SQUIB!

queenodabooks: For the love of books! We understand that you are not a squib! Please stop spamming!

aintasquib: But I ain't a squib!

halfbloodprince: Get out.

aintasquib: You can't make me. After all, I'm a wizard. Not a squib.

halfbloodprince: Get out now. Before I hunt you down, cut you into little pieces, pickle you, and put you in my office. It's Filch, correct?

aintasquib: Uh...

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kittykittykittycat: Severus?

halfbloodprince: No.

scarheadsucks: Yeah it is.

halfbloodprince: No.

queenofdabooks: Severus, it's quite obviously you. No one else can be quite that creepy. Ta ta!

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halfbloodprince: No.

scarheadsucks: It's quite obvious who all of you are! Madame Pince, Professor Snape, and Professor McGonagall!

kittykittykittycat: That applies to you as well, Mr. Malfoy.

scarheadsucks: gasp How did you know?!

kittykittykittycat: You're the only one who uses 'scarhead' as a pet name for Mr. Potter.

scarheadsucks: Pet name! It's an insult!

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boywholived: Um... nasty.

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halfbloodprince: ... Potter. twitch

kittykittykittycat: That's actually pretty creepy Severus.

scarheadsucks: Hey! Back over here!

kittykittykittycat: What?

scarheadsucks: It's not a pet name!

kittykittykittycat: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

halfbloodprince: ...

scarheadsucks: Hey! I'm not a lady...

kittykittykittycat: That's debatable...

scarheadsucks: What?

kittykittykittycat: Nothing...

halfbloodprince: She said: That's debatable.

scarheadsucks: Yeah, I know that! Duh!

halfbloodprince: Are you PMSing, Draco?

kittykittykittycat: Ha!

scarheadsucks: You two are teachers! You're not supposed to insult students!

halfbloodprince: We're off duty.

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halfbloodprince: Well that was sufficiently amusing.

kittykittykittycat: Severus, why is your name 'halfbloodprince'?

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kittykittykittycat: That was rude... Maybe he's PMSing too...

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A/N: I'm just going to continue this as I think of it… There will be more if I write more. Thanks.