A/N: Hiya, I wrote this all last night. Thanks for your reviews! I probably would have left it of at chapter 5 if not for you! Thanks!

Minions Chat Room

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halfbloodprince has joined the chat.

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

scabberstherat: Bellatrix!

halfbloodprince: ... Pettigrew.

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halfbloodprince: Lucius, why is your name so very... disturbing?

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Uh... its not Lucius.

scabberstherat: Omg! My Lord! I apologize! Please forgive me! cowers

halfbloodprince: You idiot Pettigrew. It's obviously not the Dark Lord!

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

malfoyofthelusciouslips: It's... uh... it's Draco. Yes! That's it!

halfbloodprince: Is that so?

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Yes.

scabberstherat: But... when did you become a minion?

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

halfbloodprince: You idiot Pettigrew. It's obviously Lucius.

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malfoysr: Who's obviously me?

scabberstherat: See? Ha Snape! I was right!

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

halfbloodprince: You do realize that you're expendable Pettigrew?

scabberstherat: Uh...

malfoyofthelusciouslips: I told you I wasn't Lucius.

malfoysr: Ah ha! So you're the one!

halfbloodprince: The one what?

malfoysr: The one who's been using that name! People think its me and BAM lip jokes!

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Piss off.

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

scabberstherat: But you're not Lucius, then?

halfbloodprince: I thought that that had been made exceedingly clear, Pettigrew.

malfoysr: I demand that you tell me who you are!

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Shan't tell.

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

malfoysr: Tell. Me. Now.

malfoyofthelusciouslips: I shan't.

scabberstherat: If we guess will you tell?

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Perhaps...

scabberstherat: Oooooh! Are you Potter?????

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

halfbloodprince: What a stupid question, Pettigrew.

scabberstherat: What? It could be Potter!!

halfbloodprince: I doubt that Potter has sufficient enough intelligence to string two words together.

malfoysr: Silence! Are you Potter?

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Nope.

halfbloodprince: Parkinson?

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

scabberstherat: You thought mine was stupid?!

halfbloodprince: I know yours was stupid, Pettigrew.

scabberstherat: Potter can type properly! Have you ever seen her type?

halfbloodprince: No Pettigrew! I don't often chat with my students!

halfbloodprince: ... wait... when did you see her type Pettigrew?

scabberstherat: Funny story, that.

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

malfoysr: Be silent! Are you Parkinson?

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Nay. One more guess you have.

malfoysr: Er... Draco?

halfbloodprince: Lucius! Have you ever heard your son say 'nay'?!

malfoysr: I wouldn't know... We don't really talk. That's his mother's job.

scabberstherat: ... wow.

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

halfbloodprince: Are you Draco?

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Yup.

malfoysr: What?!

insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Hey! I told you earlier! It isn't my fault that those two nitwits didn't believe me!

halfbloodprince: ... did you just call me a nitwit?

scabberstherat: Yeah, he did. Personally, I agree.

malfoyofthelusciouslips: Oh damn. .

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malfoysr: Draco! Get back here! We need to talk. Luscious lips! Honestly!

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insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

halfbloodprince: Pettigrew?

scabberstherat: What?

halfbloodprince: You think I'm a nitwit?

scabberstherat: Uh... Maybe? .

halfbloodprince: You remember what I said about you being expendable? That still applies.

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halfbloodprince: Coward.

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insanewitchbella: Mwahahaha!

insanewitchbella: ... wait...

insanewitchbella: Where did everyone go:(

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