A/N: So sorry for the wait! But I started high school, and from there I just got sidetracked. Sorry!

Gah, it's a crap chapter.

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I Hate The Death Eaters Chat Room

malfoysr has joined the chat.

lordofthedance has joined the chat.

yummybabyyummy has joined the chat.

malfoysr: My Lord, I mean no disrespect, but sure you sure that this is a good idea?

lordofthedance: Of course, you fool! I must know where the world's loyalties lie!

yummybabyyummy: hisses agreeingly

malfoysr: But, My Lord, surely anyone truly loyal to you would have no use for a filthy muggle object, such as this!

lordofthedance: Then why is it then, Lucius, that you seem to possess a computop?

malfoysr: Er, My Lord, I retract my previous comment.

lordofthedance: I thought you might.

yummybabyyummy: hisses mockingly

malfoyjr has joined the chat.

malfoysr: Get. Out.

malfoyjr has left the chat.

lordofthedance: Who was that, Lucius?

malfoysr: Someone masquerading as Draco, My Lord.

lordofthedance: Is that so?

yummybabyyummy: hisses doubtfully

malfoysr: Yes, My Lord.

lemondropsaremygod has joined the chat.

lordofthedance: Dumbledore.

yummybabyyummy: hisses loathingly

lemondropsaremygod: Why, yes I am!

malfoysr: We know.

lemondropsaremygod: Why, Lucius Malfoy? I was always sure that you were a big Death Eater. Wrong, was I?

malfoysr: Yes, very much so. I'm as light as unicorn on the sun.

lordofthedance: You... you cretin!

yummybabyyummy: hisses menacingly

malfoysr: Er, yes, I'm very light, just like my friend here. Isn't that right, lord of the dance?

lordofthedance: Er, right! Of course! I was, ah, just a tad upset.

lemondropsaremygod: Over what, may I ask?

lordofthedance: Er, if Lucius here had a unicorn on the sun, it'd die! Because the sun is hot, you see. And I absolutely adore unicorns! They have the most delightful bloo- er, horns.

lemondropsaremygod: That they do. What made you hate the Death Eaters? Or is it that smelly, moldy, old, soon-to-be-dead Voldemort?

lordofthedance: Old? He is not old! He's very young.

yummybabyyummy: hisses supportingly

lemondropsaremygod: If you call old young, then I suppose he is.

lordofthedance: Oh, and you're young, are you Dumbledore?!

malfoysr: My, er, lord of the dance, please, calm yourself.

lordofthedance: Who are you to tell me, the lord of the dance, to calm himself?!

malfoysr: No one! I am no one! grovels

lemondropsaremygod: ... how did you come by that interesting title, lord of the dance?

lordofthedance: Ballet?

malfoysr: Why, I never knew you were a ballet dancer! I myself enjoy a pirouette or two, occasionally.

lordofthedance: Why else would I be lord of the dance?!

yummybabyyummy: hisses agreeingly

lemondropsaremygod: Why, this conversation does seem to be full of surprises. First, we find out that Lucius isn't a Death Eater, then we discover that he does ballet. Interesting, is it not?

lordofthedance: ... very...

gryffie4ever has joined the chat.

lordofthedance: Potter.

lemondropsaremygod: Why, good afternoon Harry.

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: Hello, Professor.

lordofthedance: Potter.

malfoysr: Good afternoon, Potter.

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: Malfoy. Decided to be 'reformed' today?

lordofthedance: Potter.

malfoysr: Why, I have not idea what you're talking about. I'm always reformed.

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: Alright! Who are you and why must you repeat my name?!

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: Stop!

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: STOP!

lordofthedance: Potter.

gryffie4ever: GAH! twitches

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lordofthedance: I seem to have driven him insane. Excellent.

malfoysr: Very good job, my lord of the dance.

lemondropsaremygod: I thought you were reformed...?

malfoysr: I am! Goo- no, bad- I mean- er, um, okay?

lordofthedance: Very eloquent, Lucius.

malfoysr: Thank you, my lord of the dance.

lordofthedance: That, Lucius, is what they call sarcasm.

yummybabyyummy: Hisses mockingly

lemondropsaremygod: Who are you and why are you hissing?

malfoysr: She... er... she has a throat disease!

lemondropsaremygod: Oh?

malfoysr: Yes! And the only way she can communicate is by hissing!

lemondropsaremygod: And how, may I ask, does that affect typing?

lordofthedance: Flee my minion, flee! He has discovered us!

malfoysr: flees

lordofthedance: flees

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gryffie4ever has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever: Professor, what was that all about?

lemondropsaremygod: That Harry, is what Voldemort would call an 'ingenious scheme'.

gryffie4ever: But... he brought his snake in the chat room! Isn't that kind of a give away?

lemondropsaremygod: Not one of his best 'ingenious schemes', I'll admit.

gryffie4ever: How did you know it was him, though?

lemondropsaremygod: How many self-respecting men call themselves 'Lord Of The Dance'. Also, how many of them own typing snakes?

gryffie4ever: Er... not a lot?

lemondropsaremygod: Exactly. And this is why we're depending on a teenager to defeat him.

gryffie4ever: Oh.

lemondropsaremygod: Indeed

gryffie4ever: Very much so.

lemondropsaremygod: I agree.

gryffie4ever: Yes.

lemondropsaremygod: Alright.

gryffie4ever: Well, then.

lemondropsaremygod: Yes.

gryffie4ever: Shall I leave, then?

lemondropsaremygod: Perhaps.

gryffie4ever has left the chat.

lemondropsaremygod has left the chat.

lordofthedance has joined the chat.

malfoysr has joined the chat.

lordofthedance: Perhaps not one of my best ingenious schemes?

malfoysr: No, perhaps not.

lordofthedance: Crucio!

malfoysr: withers Thanks you, my Lord. May I ask what prompted such a gift?

lordofthedance: You doubted me! You also didn't defend me when Dumbledore called me old...

malfoysr: My apologies, my Lord! But I was masquerading as a member of the Light!

lordofthedance: I don't care.

malfoysr: Of course my Lord...

lordofthedance: Begone!

malfoysr: Of course my Lord!

malfoysr has left the chat.

lordofthedance: I'm not old...

lordofthedance has left the chat.

A/N: For those of you who honestly didn't pick this up, Nagini is yummybabyyummy, and FYI, she means that literally. She thinks babies are yummy. As in tasty.

Thanks to irish gal 2 for giving me the Nagini idea. And thanks to irish gal 2 for giving me the Voldemort idea! Go… well, you!

Idea? Let me know. I'd credit you.

Alright, this is a rather important note here.

Now, as much as I adore writing this story (really, I love it) the updates are going to be rather sporadic. The reason for this is because I just started high school, I also start working today.

I write best at about 4 in the morning, which I won't be able to do when in school. Anyway, I'll hope to get some out to you within a reasonable time, but I'm just warning you that it may be a while between updates.

I just want to tell you, I am not abandoning this story! I love writing it!