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How to get on YouTube

Chapter Two: Auditions

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Mello dragged the video camera down the stairs along with the laptop. He didn't get why Matt forced him to carry all his junk. The bastard could at least help, but all he was doing was carrying a bunch of cords. At that moment, Mello was sure he couldn't have hated anyone else more in the whole world.

"Mello, you're going to break the camera! Pick it up!" yelled Matt.

"Maybe if you helped me, I would have to drag it!"

"Shut up! We're almost outside."

A small growl escaped Mello's lips, but he stopped complaining. After all, they were going to be rich. When they got outside, Matt started setting up on a table they had brought out before. Mello pulled out a giant poster and started thinking what he should write on it. Luckily, in a way, Linda was the savior.

"Hey, Linda, you're an artist, right?" asked Mello as the posy walked past.

Linda narrowed her eyes. "Yes, but what's it to you?"

"I need you to write something on this poster," said Mello, "and maybe draw something eye-catching."

"Okay. What do you need me to draw? And I expect to be paid," said Linda.

Mello mumbled something and then said, "Ask Matt. He'll tell you."

"Write "GameloverX's Video Auditions Here,"" said Matt, plugging in a cable.

""GameloverX"? This is a joke, right?"

"Uh…no…"

"How dare you make fun of GameloverX? He's awesome!" yelled one of the girls.

"Shut up, Coco!" yelled Jia.

"Well, we've met him and he asked us to have auditions. I'll even show you a video he sent to us," said Mello. Matt turned the screen to Linda and a video came up showing a giant lolcat.

"Hello, Matt and Mello. You remember me, GamerloverX? Well, I need to ask the two of you a favor. Hold auditions for me and tape them. Send the tape to me and I will choose two people to be in my new video. You're welcome to show this video to anyone who asks," said a scrambled voice. After that, the video ended.

"Oh, I want to audition!" yelled Coco.

"Me too!"

Linda and Jia both crossed their arms and glared at Matt and Mello. They then turned around and tried to stop the crowd of screaming girls that were running over to Matt and Mello.

"Me first!"

"No, me!"

"Get out of the way, you stupid bitch!"

"Ladies, Ladies, please. Form a line! One at a time please," said Matt.

"Ya know, if they really work for GameloverX, we could be in one of his videos so why not go for it?" offered Linda.

"No way! I'm not giving Matt or Mello the satisfaction!" yelled Jia.

"Fine," said Linda.

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"Okay. Who's next?" asked Matt.

"Hello. My name is Isana. I can play the piano with my elbows while playing the flute," said a black haired girl who had dragged a keyboard in front of the table and was holding a flute case.

"Uh…okay…go ahead," said Matt, looking at a piece of paper.

The girl took out the flute out of the case and walked over to the keyboard. She started playing the flute. Mello thought that she wasn't bad. Suddenly, there was a giant crash and Mello leaped up.

"What the fuck was that?!" yelled Mello.

The girl stopped playing and looked up. "Uh…that was me playing the piano."

"Okay. You can keep playing," said Matt. As she kept on playing, Matt and Mello sunk lower in their seats so that the girl wouldn't see them plugging their ears. Suddenly, Matt fell off of his chair and the girl stopped playing.

"Okay. Next!" yelled Matt.

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"Hi! I'm Ragen! I've got a big drum!"

"What the fuck? Next!" yelled Mello.

"Oh, but please give me a chance! Please!"

"Security!" yelled Matt.

"Uh…we don't have security, Matt," said Mello.

"Dammit! Hey Jia, can you give me a hand?" Matt asked one of the passing girls.

"Uh…no. He's you're problem."

"What about you, Linda?"

"Hell no!

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"Hi. I'm Coco! And I can twist my hand three hundred sixty degrees! And I love you, Matt!"

"Uh..."

Coco placed her hand on the table and started twisting her arm. It kept turning even past the three hundred sixty mark.

"Okay. Stop that. It's gross!" yelled Mello.

Coco lifted her arm. "Wa…."

"Next!" yelled Matt, checking something off.

"Oh…please reconsider!"

"I said NEXT!" yelled Matt.

"Oh. Okay. I understand," said Coco. She leaned over and planted a small kiss on Matt's cheek. "Bye. Call me!"

When Coco was gone, Matt lifted his hand and started wiping away the kiss.

"Ew…"

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Matt and Mello walked back to their room. They placed the laptop on their desk and started watching the auditions. Half way through the auditions, Matt turned off the video player.

"Why the hell did you do that?" asked Mello.

"Because they all suck," said Matt. "They all tried to hard."

"What do you expect?" asked Mello. "It was an audition to be in one of your videos."

"Yeah, but this is a orphanage for L's heirs. Shouldn't people here be a little smarter?"

Mello shrugged. "Anyway, I guess you're right. Should we just post a video that some random person won and then say we're sorry, but the video has been canceled?"

"That's not a bad idea," said Matt.

"Well, it's getting late so I'm going to go to sleep," said Mello. With a yawn, he got out of his chair and walked into the bathroom.

"Okay. Night. I'm going to work on the video."

Mello stuck his head out of the bathroom and said, "Show it to me when you're done."

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That morning, Mello woke up with the sun in his eyes. He sat up and stretched his arms with a yawn. He felt something next to him and pulled off the covers of it. There lay Matt, curled up and drooling on this pillow. Mello felt the blood rush to his head. He imagined his face insanely red. When he was finally controlled himself, he kicked Matt off the bed. Matt fell on the ground, the impact waking him up.

"Mello, what was that for?"

"Why the fuck were you in my bed?!" yelled Mello.

Matt shrugged. Then grinned. Mello could have could have sworn that Matt could have beat the Cheshire Cat in a grinning contest with that grin.

"Mello, you're blushing!" pointed Matt.

Mello covered his face with his hands. "Am not!"

Matt just laughed.

To be continued…

A/N: One more chapter to go. I wrote half of this when I was half asleep so it's probably full of mistakes. Oh well. School starts the day after tomorrow. I'll work hard tomorrow to finish the last chapter. After all, after school starts, I'm probably going to only have time over the weekends to update.

I have two giant burns on my middle and pointer finger on my right hand. I got them from the bonfire because my friend, cough Windy, also known as sorrowful.dreams cough (I think I'm coming down with something) asked me to burn her marshmallows because I kept burning mine and she wanted hers burnt. Anyway, so I dropped them and I went to pick them up. (They weren't in the fire. I'm not stupid.) The fire was in this big pot and my fingers brushed against it. One of the burns was second degree. The skin was peeling! The hurt a lot and it's kinda hard to type. Oh well.

Isana belongs to MyCookiesNotYours. Not me.

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