A/N: FYI, this chapter is incredibly AU.

I noticed my explanation was cut off in my last chapter. So, here it is:

""" A/N: Heyoh, yeah. I'm back. Miss me? I know you did.

Want an explanation for my (very, very, VERY) long absence? Here's a brief summary:

- For three weeks I just didn't write, I just started high school, and I was busy

- Then (from everything after September 26) my computer died. Yes, that's right. And this is my laptop, the one with ALL of my stories and stuff on it. Why didn't I use one of the other 5 computers in my house? Because I get an hour a day on any computer other than my own. One hour, no exceptions. That is not enough time to write anything. So I waited until my computer was returned! And, it was yesterday, so I put off sleep and write instead (I blame my math test's mark on you people!)."""

Yup, that's it.

Animagus Chat Room

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes has joined the chat.

gryffie4ever has joined the chat.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Harry? When did you become and Animagus?

gryffie4ever: A bit ago.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Splendid! Absolutely superb, old boy!

gryffie4ever: Uh...

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: What animal are you?

gryffie4ever: Oh. A hippo!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: ... a hippo?

gryffie4ever: Yes. A hippo.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: ... seriously?

gryffie4ever: Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Hippos are very manly and menacing.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Er, whatever you say.

gryffie4ever: Are you doubting the mystical hippo's manly menacing ways?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I would never do that.

gryffie4ever: Good. Because Harry the mystical, manly, menacing hippo can spot lies!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'm sure you can, Harry.

gryffie4ver: Don't talk down to me!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I wouldn't dream of it!

gryffie4ever: Oh yes you would!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Generally, my dreams don't include hippos or talking down to you.

gryffie4ever: Generally, you say. Oh! Does that mean you do sometimes?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, I just said it!

gryffie4ever: Harry The Hippo spots a LIE!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Harry The Hippo has been snorting pixie dust.

gryffie4ever: Are you implying that I'm on drugs?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Are you inferring that?

gryffie4ever: No, you're implying it.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I would never dream of being so disrespectful to Harry The Hippo by implying something. Harry The Hippo must have inferred it.

gryffie4ever: I smell LIES!

bookworm500 has joined the chat.

bookworm500: ... Harry The Hippo?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: See? I'm not the only one who finds that odd!

moonythemagnificent has joined the chat.

moonythemagnificent: Sirius, you should support Harry. Even if he is a hippo.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Remus, he's calling himself Harry The Hippo!

moonythemagnificent: Then you should say: Very nice, Harry The Hippo.

bookworm500: Oh, he's not a child. He doesn't need to be coddled.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: See? Hermione agrees with me!

gryffie4ever: Harry The Hippo HUNGERS! FEED THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!

bookworm500: ... oh dear lord...

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Can I put him out of his obvious misery?

moonythemagnificent: No.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Please?

moonythemagnificent: No.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Please?

moonythemagnificent: No.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Pretty please?

moonythemagnificent: No!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Pwetty Pwease? puppy dog eyes

moonythemagnificent: NO!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Awwww...

gryffie4ver: Bring me MINI WHEATS!

moonythemagnificent: What're Mini Wheats?

bookworm500: They'll eat your soul.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Like Diet Pepsi?

bookworm500: Exactly. And what have we learned, children?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh! That Diet Pepsi and Mini Wheats eat your soul.

bookworm500: No. We learned that you are an idiot that isn't helping Harry!

gryffie4ever: Harry The Hippo KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.

moonythemagnificent: Yes, and you're welcome to visit anytime.

bookworm: cough Coddle cough

gryffie4ever: Harry The Hippo smells HIDDEN MOCKERY.

moonythemagnificent: And not very well hidden, either.

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has joined the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart: I am a Liopleurodon! (see A/N at bottom for what a Liopleurodon is)

bookworm500: You're a what?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: A Liopleurodon!

moonythemagnificent: And what exactly is that?

bookwormgrangerheart 3: It's a Liopleurodon.

bookworm500: Yes, but what is it?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I believe that it has been made quite clear that he is a Liopleurodon. Congrats, Ron!

moonythemagnificent: So, you're proud of him when he discovers that he's actually a Liopleurodon, but not of Harry when he discovers he's a hippo?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Is Ron referring to himself as: Ron The Liopleurodon? I think not. Is he saying that he can smell lies? I think not. Therefore, yes, I congratulate him.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: Ron The Liopleurodon smells KIDNEYS!

bookworm500: Oh, hell. I'm leaving. You're all nut jobs.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Seriously... hippos and Liopleurodon? Why not a lion... or a tiger...?

bookworm500 has left the chat.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes has left the chat.

moonythemagnificent: There's nothing left that I can do for you.

moonythemagnificent has left the chat.

bookwormgrangerheart 3: I'm off to Candy Mountain!

bookwormgrangerheart 3 has left the chat.

gryffie4ever: Harry The Hippo is LONELY!

gryffie4ever: Come back to Harry The Hippo!

gryffie4ever: Come BAAAAAAAAAACK!

A/N: I am such a geek. I sit in my pink, green and blue walled room (decorated with band (and Harry Potter) posters, everywhere) charging my ipod as I knit a neon green blob while listening to Slipknot, The Used, She Wants Revenge, System Of A Down, Lost Prophets, Kill Hannah, Limp Bizkit, Story Of The Year, Sixx AM, Saliva and Mindless Self-Indulgence. I. Am. A. Geek. Eh, geeks rule.

Ha ha, this is written the night before Bring Your Kid To Work Day, so, I take advantage of 'No School' and write till late.

Yes, I like to mock Harry. Shush. Anyone pick up on my reference to Charlie The Unicorn? (a freaking hilarious video, look it up on You Tube). That's right, a Liopleurodon. When I grow up, I want to be a Liopleurodon! Ha ha... Liopleurodon... Yeah, it's this thing that looks kind of like a cross between a turtle (without the shell) and a crocodile.

I forgot to credit Ashla86 with giving me the idea for the Gryffindor Chatroom.