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Aceie looked around the cell, they'd taken her coat and knives but she didn't mind "So this is the famous department, you rebuilt it after that itty bitty explosion then?" She asked an officer cheerily, he looked at her warily "Are you scared?" He shook his head curtly "You should be!" Aceie dissolved into helpless laughter "Oh you should be!"

Gordon walked in and heard the laughter "Got anything Seargent?" "No sir, clothings custom, nothing in . . ."
"My pockets but knives and lint" Gordon turned and saw the Joker's sadistic smile on a young womans face "We meet agan Comissioner, I hope you aren't . . ." She licked her lips, Gordon shivered, she was too much like the Joker " . . . injured in any way"
"Boys, take her into questioning I'll be along shortly"

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Aceie sat at the questioning table and smiled at the officer who guarded the door "Have you ever hated someone?" She queried, the guard remained motionless "Of course you have, you hated them so much didn't you?" The guard's eyes held hers for a moment, she continued "You wanted to kill them didn't you? Why don't you? It's easy anything can take a life, a knife, a gun even an icy road" The guard was listening now "Is it easy?" He asked in a whisper "Oh yes, as easy as 1 . . . 2 . . . 3"

The Commisioner walked in "You can go now Officer" The policeman backed away from Aceie "Yes Comissioner" Aceie watched the man hurry away then turned her painted unscarred smile to Gordon "Can I help you, Comissioner?"
"We want to know who and where the Joker is" Aceie tipped back on her chair "What's the time?"
"Midnight"
"Ah . . . Tell me Comissioner, how are your children?" Aceie saw the flicker of fear in his eyes "You have two I beleive, your daughter, Annie and your son, Daniel"
"Where are they?" Gordon demanded, Aceie laughed " Tucked up safe and sound in their beds I would imagine, tsk tsk good parents always know where their children are, my daddy knows where I am"
"Who is your father?" Aceie grinned, sharp, white teeth distorted the painted smile"I'll give you a clue, he wears purple and smiles"
This girl is the Joker's daughter!? Gordon thought Well it's not that surprising "The Joker is your father?" Aceie giggled "Not just a pretty face . . . it's a shame really"
"What is" Aceie smiled and flicked her hair out of her eyes "Oh nothing" Gordon's phone began to ring "I have to take this, we need an officer in here now" Another officer marched in and saluted the Comissioner's retreating figure, Aceie leant back in her chair
"Well, something's ruffled his feathers"

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"Hello? Police Comissioner Gordon speaking" laughter rang down the line
"Well Commisioner . . . it seems you have something of, if you let my little girl go then every one's a winner" Gordon replied "When you turn yourself in" More laughter " Oh I'm afraid that's not an option, I have some people here to talk to you say hello to Daddy children" Gordon's blood froze and he trembled "Daddy I'm scared"
"Don't worry son it'll be alright I'll save you"
"Aww isn't that sweet, it'll be alright, oh the lies people tell" The Joker's laughter filled Gordons head "If you want to see them bring my daughter and just my daughter to 33 Riverside Bank"

The phone went dead.

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Aceie was staring around her cell when Gordon marched over "Your father has my children" Aceie looked bemused, again looking so much like the Joker that Gordon shivered "Hmmm . . . He said he'd call at midnight, oh well better late than never" Aceie giggled "Well that might not be the case for your kids" Anger welled up in Gordon and he lashed out at the laughing face, Aceie laughed harder "Forgeting your precious codes already? She laughed "Welcome to my world"

Gordon glared at her, his fist itched to hit out again but instead he handcuffed her and said "If he's done anything to my children he'll regret it" Aceie giggled "My Daddy never regrets anything" She followed Gordon into a police car.

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Please R&R 2 more chapters due on this story The sequel is in the pipeline :)