A/N: I'm baaaack. :

Have Revenge On The Slytherins Chat Room

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bookwormgranger 3: Alright, so this is a sort of… idea exchange for those who feel they've been wronged by the Slytherins!

gryffie4ever: Yeah! Join, and express yourself.

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bookwormgranger 3: Oh. It's you Ginny.

elbowinthebutterdish: Yeah Ron! I have tons of ideas.

bookwormgranger 3: Mhm, I'm sure you do. Get out.

elbowinthebutterdish: But, what? I don't want to!

bookwormgranger 3: Now Ginny.

elbowinthebutterdish: I'm telling mom…

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bookworm500: Boys! What do you think you're doing?

gryffie4ever: Uh, rebelling?

bookworm500: Well, stop it!

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moonythemagnificent: Hermione's right boys, time to stop.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: C'mon Moony! They're actually putting the Internet to good use.

moonythemagnificent: It's inappropriate.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: In what way? They're just expressing their creative genius.

bookwormgranger 3: Exactly! Our creative genius.

bookworm500: Oh, phsaw! You don't have enough creative genius to finish an essay!

gryffie4ever; How much creative genius goes into an essay? It's an essay!

bookworm500: A lot, thank you very much!

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bookwormgranger 3: Who are you?

zackyboy: Zacharias Smith.

gryffie4ever: And you have an idea for revenge against Slytherin?

zackyboy: Why yes I do. Zacky wants Vengeance.

bookwormgranger 3: And it is…?

zackyboy: Light them on fire!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Oh, that's terrible.

moonythemagnificent: I'd have to agree.

gryffie4ever: Ditto here.

bookwormgranger 3: And here.

bookworm500: But that's illegal!

zackyboy: It's a damn good idea!

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I promise you, it's not.

zackyboy: Yeah? I'd like to see you do better.

moonythemagnificent: Uh oh…

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hmmm… well, just off the top of my head, you could enchant them all to see lovely naked women when ever they looked at Snivellus.

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forgeweasley: Excellent idea Sirius.

gredweasley: Thank you.

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moonythemagnificent: See? And that's why I won't let you help them.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: No, you don't let me help them because you're a meanie.

gryffie4ever: That was actually a pretty good idea Sirius. Zacharias, not so much.

zackyboy: What ever… T.T

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bookwormgranger 3: Okay, so we have that. Anything else?

bookworm500: You could ban them from the library!

bookwormgranger 3: And that's revenge how?

bookworm500: It is!

moonythemagnificent: It truly is.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Bookworms unite…

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bookwormgranger 3: Professor…? O.o

kittykittykittycat: Yes, Mr. Weasley.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Minnie? Is that you! Oh my dear, how I've missed you.

kittykittykittycat: Mr. Black, aren't you a bit old to be partaking in immature things such as this?

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: :O Did you just call me old?

moonythemagnificent: I think she did Padfoot.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: I'll have you know I'm not even middle aged! And still hot!

moonythemagnificent: I'm sure your still very good looking for someone your age.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Hey!

moonythemagnificent: But I personally would like to know what Minerva is doing here?

bookwormgranger 3: I personally would like to know if I'm going to get detention…

kittykittykittycat: No, Mr. Weasley, you will not get detention. To answer your question Remus, I'm here for two reasons. One, to reprimand you all for this behaviour, and two to suggest something.

gryffie4ever: Seriously?

bookworm500: Professor!

kittykittykittycat: Don't be so shocked Ms. Granger. I've had by share of… poor dealings with this particular house.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Why, Minnie, you've been hiding a devious side, have you?

kittykittykittycat: Hardly, Mr. Black.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Ehh ehh? Who knows what other things you get up to around the school? ;)

bookwormgranger 3: RIGHT. Anyway!

kittykittykittycat: Thank you Mr. Weasley. As I was saying… if you all feel that … revenge… is necessary, may I suggest using Transfiguration?

bookworm500: In what way though, professor?

gryffie4ever: Hermione! I thought you disapproved.

bookworm500: I do. But I would so love to see Malfoy hopping about in bunny ears in his skivvies.

kittykittykittycat: I was going to suggest transfiguring clothes.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Good idea, Hermione!

moonythemagnificent: How would we be going about that?

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gryffie4ever: Professor Flitwick? O.o

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: This seems to have turned into a teacher's convention, Moony.

moonythemagnificent: Yes, it does.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: We should flee Moony. Flee! /flees/

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moonythemagnificent: Sirius… we're not students anymore.

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padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Yeah… I forgot.

filiusthecharmer: Excuse me, but I do think I can help with the, uh, skivvies idea.

bookwormgranger 3: Really Professor?

filiusthecharmer: Why yes, Miss Granger.

bookwormgranger 3: Uh.. it's actually Ron sir.

filiusthecharmer: I see. And this is a perfect example of why I don't dabble in the affairs of love.

bookworm500: Ignore Ronald please, sir. You were saying?

filiusthecharmer: Oh yes, if you really wanted to enact Miss Granger's idea, you could merely set a simple charm on the door that will enact when someone bearing the Slytherin crest walks through the door.

gryffie4ever: But wouldn't that affect Snape as well?

filiusthecharmer: Hm… would it now? I'm not aware.

kittykittykittycat: Besides… Severus is a big boy. He'll be able to look after himself.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: GO MCGONAGALL! DOWN WITH SNIVELLUS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

kittykittykittycat: Excuse me Mr. Black, I would never knowingly plot against one of my fellow teachers. However… should he happen to walk through the door that particular morning, it would be rather unfortunate for him.

moonythemagnificent: Why Professor, that's simply devious.

padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Told ya so Moony. She's evil.

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lemondropsaremygod: I'm afraid that no matter how amusing these ideas are, I must ask you all to leave. Plotting against one particular branch of the school is inappropriate. However… if this were to be directed at not just one particular section of Hogwarts, I may… forget that I ever saw this chat room.

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padfoot1the1fearer1of1flamingoes: Do you think that was a subtle hint to leave?

moonythemagnificent: Perhaps, Sirius. Just perhaps.

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kittykittykittycat: Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, and Miss Granger?

bookworm500: Yes, Professor?

kittykittykittycat: We were not here.

filiusthecharmer: We were not.

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bookwormgranger 3: Well that went better than was to be expected.

gryffie4ever: I should say so…

bookworm500: Still… McGonagall?

bookwormgranger 3: I know I have trouble believing it to.

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kittykittykittycat: I was NOT here!

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gryffie4ever: Uh… yeah… No one was here except us?

bookwormgranger 3: That's right Harry… it makes no sense for anyone else to be here.

bookworm500: No one else…

gryffie4ever: We should go now, though. We're going to be busy. After all, we have to implement the plans that we ourselves made up, without anyone else being here.

bookworm500: Right.

bookwormgranger 3: Talley ho then! Let's have at it!

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A/N: I spent all last night working feverishly on this, and now I'm doing it after school, even though the rest of my band'll be here later, and we need to practice.

Hey, did anyone catch my A7X reference? (Zacky Vengeance)

Oh gosh, I'm seriously thinking of starting another one of these, except more… uh, mature. Because, outside of writing, I have a simply dirty sense of humour, and I don't seem to really convey this in this story. ; Still not sure though.

OH, and by the way, big ultra thank you's to xXxDogStarxXx for reviewing, and then pming me, and then looking over my chapter. ; Ultra cool, man.