Whahahahahaahaa! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Mwhahahahahhahahaah!

Sasuke woke up to the smell of cooking eggs, toast and bacon. It all smelled delicious. Groggy, Sasuke stood and wiped his eyes before slowly dragging his still sleeping body, along with the blanket that kept him warm all last night, to the kitchen where he sat down at the table and rest his head in his arms.

"Well, top of the mornin' to ya, Sasuke!" Naruto said and placed a plate full of food infront of him.

Sasuke stared at the warm meal infront of him, then to Naruto. How can he be so energetic in the moring?

"You know, it taste better hot. But that could just be everyone else in the world. Anyhow, eat up and here, it wakes you up better the any caffine can and its healthy for you!" Naruto put down a red apple next to his plate.

Sasuke sat up and took the smooth apple in his hand. It was damp. Must of just been washed. Sasuke thought and took a small bite. "Thank you." He said.

"No, problem. Now, apple juice, orange juice, soy milk, or cow milk?" Naruto said looking in the fridge. Sasuke notice Naruto had the apron on from last night (the one that Sasuke now realized made Naruto look like the sexy lil maid that the rich man made love to because she was much prettier then his wife or really pretty like his wife) and that the two of them seemed to be the only ones awake right now.

"Apple juice, please." Sasuke answered and setting the half eaten apple down, he started to eat of the plate Naruto had given him, trying to rid himself of earlier thoughts. "Where is..."

"Sleepin'. I'm going to wake them up after I finish setting up breakfast. None of the kids wanna do work after they just wake up." Naruto poured the glass of apple juice and set it down once again infront of Sasuke before returning to the duty of cooking the sizzling bacon.

Sasuke slowly ate the toast, then the eggs and finally, the bacon. Naruto finished mixing a gooey substance before pouring some in large spots over the long oiled pan. Sasuke finshed and put the dished in the sink.

"Hey, Sasuke." Naruto called out. Sasuke spun around to face Naruto. Naruto looked at him with spatula in one hand and an empty plate in the other.

"Hm?" Evile maid thought, go away! Sasuke thought.

"Could you do the pancakes? I can never flip them and the kids always complain about them being deformed; and plus this way I can start setting the table!"

Sasuke nodded and took the objects from Naruto. Naruto walked away with covered, hot food and took them to the table coming back for more food then plate and eating utensils.

It occured to Sasuke. They sounded like a married couple. -Sasuke took a sip of his apple juice- . "...The kids always complain..." Screw the whole maid thing Naruto was the sexy wife that was hardworking stay-at-home sexy mom type that stayed sexy and all guys wanted to marry. Sexy!

Sasuke swallowed wrong. He turned away and spit out the bit of apple juice left in his mouth and started to cough.

"Sasuke? Are you okay?!" Naruto ran into the kitchen. Quickly stumbling over to choking Sasuke, he patted and rubbed circles on Sasuke's back. "Here, have another sip." Naruto handed Sasuke the half empty glass of apple juice.

Sasuke took a sip and coughed a few more times after that. He took in a deep gasp of air and breathed it out. Sasuke looked into Naruto's big, blue, curious, worried eyes. His face flushed.

"Sasuke, you okay? Oh, no! The pancakes!" Naruto said.

"Sorry..." Naruto looked at the apologizing Uchiha. He whisked his tan hand to Sasuke's forehead and slowly let it drop down.

"That must of suffocated you more then I thought, you're apologized! And you said please and thank-you earlier, too! A new record and the apocalapse! But to more important matters, since you're still alive, scrape the burnt charcol off the stove and finish with the pancakes." Naruto said, releasing a sigh of relief and walked out to finish setting the table hoping Sasuke won't kill himself.

Sasuke did so and finished with the pancakes and put the cover on them. Naruto put the pancakes on an empty spot on the table before heading up the stairs.

The kids slowly sleep walked down the stairs in the kitchen and continued their way to the dining room. Nyra came down stairs dressed and ready for action as she carried Fang, who was wearing nothing but boxers, down the stairs on her back.

She waved good morning to Sasuke and continued with the other kids.

Kakashi and Sakura entered the kitchen, sitting down at the small table placed in the middle. The let their heads fall to the table, possibly falling back to sleep.

Nyra entered the Kitchen. "Okay, Maggots! Time to wake up. It's already five thrity and the sun will rise soon enough! Naru-chan is taking care of making the that, so he will be down temporarily. I'm Nyra and I will be your server today. What would you like to eat and drink?" She said, loudly, to wake the sleeping "costumers".

"Coffee..." Sakura groaned.

"Tea..." Kakashi moaned and Nyra got to work.

"Whats about yous Sasuke?" Sasuke held his hand up as a no thank-you and continued with the last of his apple juice.

"Here you go!" Nyra chirped and continued to go eat with the other kids after she set the ordered items on the table.

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Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi watched Naruto run around the house looking for the kids as they played hide and seek. Sadly, Naruto had only found five of the fifty (it may be exagerated a little...) kids that hid in unreachable places.

Nyra and Fang, a boy, about the same age as Nyra ( Fang also being a little taller then her),that had short spikey brown hair and purple eyes, sat chatting and telling jokes. Most of which were about how Naruto looked so stupid looking everywhere for the children he had yet to find.

Naruto stood in the middle of the room. Taking in a deep deep breath he yelled, "Aolli aolli oxenfree!" When none of the kids came out he said, "Those who wish not get what they diserve, do not diserve at all!"

Sasuke smirked as all the little children came from all around like little bumble bees gathering honey. Sakura shook her head. Kakashi...well lets say he was still depressed from Naruto taking away his little sex novel claiming it wasn't a good influence for the children...

Speaking of influence..."Has anyone else notice how different Naruto acts while he's here compared to when we're somewhere else?"

The two other males that sat there with her, looked in her direction. "Yes," Sasuke said first

Kakashi was quiet before..."I need poooooorn! I'm gonna go buy the book again since I don't think I'll be getting back! Have fun!" He cheeered and poofed away leaving two very disturbed teens and a very yelly enraged Naruto.

"Kakashi get your big ugly butt back here! Auuug!"

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Now...now...now?...now?!...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" There we be.

Sasuke and Sakura, followed by Fang, Setsuke, Kimi and lots of other kids, entered the room from which they had heard a unmanly shriek from the oh so manly Naruto (you know the one in the apron...).

"Naruto, what's wrong?" Sakura asked, breathing in deep huffs to resupply lost oxygen from running. she gripped the doorway for support. Sasuke looked around and saw nothing but a... You've got to be kidding...

"Dobe, don't tell me your afraid of that little cockroach over there..." Sasuke smirked.

"L-little? That thing humonguous!"Naruto shrieked indignintly. The roach seemed to like the boy's reaction to it and took itself a few centimeters forward. "Eeek!" The kids behind the two nins dissapated away going back to whatever that they were doing.

"Eww..." Sakura said and looked away, "Sorry Naruto you're on your own." The girl took a step backwards. Sasuke seemed to enjoy Naruto's fear...a little too much.

Sasuke went over and picked up the roach and held it in the palm of his hand. "Dobe, it's not that bad. See." Sasuke shoved the roach in Naruto's face. Sakura's face twisted in disgust and disbeleif that the all perfect Sasuke had a childish side.

"Nooo!" Naruto jumped back, tripped, fell on his butt and cause Sasuke to 'accidently' drop the roach on Naruto.

"Ah! Get it off!" Naruto screamed jumping up hoping to have it fall. The roach stuck to his shirt and crawled up. "Sasuke!" Naruto cried and Sasuke quickly took it off the crying boy. Sakura quickly swept across the room to Naruto.

"Naruto, are you okay?" She asked, checking for injuries. Naruto sat there wide eyed watching the roach between Sasuke's fingers. "Sasuke! I can't believe you! Get rid of it!" She demanded and Sasuke walked out of the room.

"Naru-nii!" Nyra said, "What's wrong?" She dried her wet hands and walked up to the boy. "Sorry, I was in the bathroom. Is there a roach?" Sakura watched Nyra coo the boy after he told her that Sasuke got rid of it.

"There it's gone, Do-" Nyra pulled Sasuke out of the room. It was time for a long talk...

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After a long talk from a livid Nyra about how Naruto was afraid of roaches and how there was nothing wrong with it, with a cowering Fang behind her, Sasuke was sentanced to dishes after lunch. What gave her the right to punish him anyways... Naruto was all cute with-

Scrub harder. Scrub harder! Sasuke commanded himself. He felt a familiar presence enter the room.

"Uhh, Sasuke," Naruto spoke, "I'm sorry about the whole roach thing...I'll do the dishes..." Naruto and his way towards Sasuke but he stopped him.

"No..." Naruto stared at Sasuke for a moment making the boy feel uncomfortable.

Naruto turned around and walked towards the entrance of the kitchen."Thanks Teme, for getting rid of the roach."

Finally! I know! Sorry their so OOC but Naruto has tohave a fear of something and I am deathly afraid of roaches...so yeah and Sasuke well he wanted to torcher Naruto...