Chapter 3: HOLY SHIT AKATSUKI!!

Sarah POV

Okay. I spent a good three hours chasing a bunch of kittens around my apartment. I need a life. Sighing I dragged the kittens into the bathroom. The bath already filled with water. "Okay cats. Your getting a bath because my metro-sexual friend is also a clean freak. So dirty cats equals me going through hell. Understand?"

The cats seemed to get the point and stood still on the bathroom tile all looking at me to see what I would do next. The door bell rang. I sighed. "Fuck he's back…" I glared at the cats.

"Stay." I growled and walked out to the door and opened it.

"SARAH!" I flinched at the loud voice and the next minute was hugged by my stalk-best friend. "Sean. Leave…I knew it was a bad idea to show you where I lived."

"I just want to see the cats." Sean pouted.

I twitched. Men do not pout. "Hell no. They're all asleep still." I lied easily.

"Oh come on…I really liked that gold one…" He muttered.

"To bad…Besides they're filthy I need to give them a bath."

"Bye Sarah!" Sean ran out the door.

"At lest he's smart enough to know that cats hate water." I muttered. Sean was clear out of her apartment building by now. I chuckled at the thought.

"I should give these cats baths more often." I turned around and walked right back into the bathroom. I refilled the tub with warm water and grabbed the closest cat. I sighed it was the black one with freaky red eyes.

"Don't kill me for this got it?" I muttered and tossed the cat into the water. A loud pop, a quick brush of smoke across my vision, and a body filled the tub. I jumped to the bathroom door. "What the heck…"

The next moment a man about nine years older then me was sitting in my bathtub, naked. His black hair pulled back. I froze.

"Uchiha Itachi…"

I immediately jumped into a defensive stance. "You—I…I recognize you, you…Oh crap!"

Another cat jumped in and another poof. I found myself pinned to the wall by black ties. I bite down on the strands, my teeth doing nothing. "Shit!" I yelled out and managed to pull myself out of the bathroom and slam the door.

Akatsuki was in my house…I needed to get out of her now! "Shoot!" I heard another series of pops; I ran into my bedroom and locked the door.

The next second I heard the bathroom door getting smashed to bits and them ran around my apartment right to my door. "Come out now, and we won't kill you!"

"Jump off a bridge!" I yelled out and pressed myself against the door. I flinched when it was almost kicked down.

My heart stopped for a second. "I'm going to die…" I muttered. The door was then blasted to splinters and I was thrown into the wall, I fell onto the carpet, leaning against the wall. The next second I heard someone scream in pain and fall to the floor. Another one seemed to ignor this.

"Yay!" My eyes snapped open when I felt someone tackle me and embrace me tightly.

"Wha--?" I yelped, I seemed to be doing that often. A boy with dark spiky hair was hugging me tightly, his cheek pressed against mine, I flinched, he was naked.

"Tobi's not a kitty anymore!" he exclaimed. My body temperature was waaaay above normal rate, I'm too embarressed. This isn't happening, this isn't happening...

"Uh senpai, her face is really red," said Tobi, looking toward the blonde-haired person. He sighed,

"She embarressed, un"

The room's colors were merging and swirling together, and I was suddenly feeling light headed.

"Ah hell, she's gonna faint"

And faint I did.

(2 hours later, around 10:00 at night)

I opened my blue eyes slowly, the living room ceiling coming into view. I let out a small groan and opened my eyes fully, looking around. How did I get here anyway? Did I crash after homework?

"Hey, you're awake, un" I looked to the side and jumped. The blonde guy--at least I was assuming he was a guy seeing as he was shirtless, but that long hair was very deceiving--was kneeling next to the couch.

"Ah!" I clutched my heart. "You! Your -" My mouth was covered the next second.

"yo, mind not screaming. We get it, you know us." Deidara muttered.

Right. Cats turned into Akatsuki. Fainted. Okay, all's good now.

I took a deep breath to calm my erratic heart beat.

"Where's everyone else?" I asked,

"Well some are in the kitchens, the others have--" There was a poof and he meowed, he was the blonde kitten again.

"Oh" I nodded. The others had turned back into cats. This was too weird. I leaned over and scooped him up and started to cautiously walk toward the kitchen. I heard voices that were deep and masculine, and I inched closer to the door frame.

"Should we kill her?"

"No idea. Remember when Hidan threw the kid against the wall? He fell over in extreme pain."

"The jutsu must have linked us to her for some reason."

"She's up." I froze in place and instead let Deidara walk into the kitchen as a cat as a cover up.

I walked out from behind the corner behind him. Praying that they didn't think I was listening in.

All eyes turned to me again. Almost all of the members where crammed into my kitchen. Which where Zetzu, Pein, Konan, Sasori, Kakazu, and Itachi.

Nice. Its all the real psychos, besides the one with the silver hair. I hate my life. Even though a normal fan girl would be praising god right now.

Instead, I sighed. "Okay. What the hell is going on? I go into an ally, find a bunch of cats, and they turn out to be a bunch of criminals."

"We could ask you the same thing." Sasori stated simply.

I sighed again. "Alright, let me rephrase that. How the hell did you guys get turned into cats?"

"We performed a jutsu Itachi copied." Konan said sitting against the counter, wearing a pair of my sweat pants and shirt. The others where just wearing large T-shirts.

"All that we know is that when we got wet we turned back to normal." I nodded.

"I, no you guys have another problem besides the whole cat issue." I muttered. "My friend." I flinched at the word. "Kinda was looking for a pet when we found you guys…"

I let out a laugh.

"So he knows about you guys, and he appears to like Deidara…I wonder how I'm going to tell him about this…."

They glared at me. "Hey calm down I have a plan. I lie and say you all have rabies and sent you to an animal shelter."

"Oh that's so going to work…" Itachi said glancing at the ceiling.

"My friend is an idiot. He'd believe me if I said Jesus Christ came back to earth and had a girlfriend…"

"Jesus…Christ?" Pein asked giving me a confused look.

"Don't ask." I muttered. "Religion thing."

"Not another one…" Sasori gave me a disturbed glance.

"Do I look like a Religious person to you?" I rolled my eyes.

The next second the doorbell rang.

"Sarah! Open the damn door!"

"Shit…"

R&R!!