Author's Notes: Hi! Did ya miss me? Well, probably not me as much as my story, but that defeats the purpose. I probably won't update again soon, so you have been warned. This is a small amount of my craziness, just put in story form. Yay! So, onward to the trick or treating!

"I can't believe you're making me do this un." Deidara said, walking out of the base along with Tobi, Hidan, and the very excited looking Konan.

"But it'll be fun sempai!" Tobi squealed.

"Hmph humph humphity humph." Hidan mumbled. Pein had forced a gray piece of duct tape over Hidan's mouth so that he wouldn't scare the little kids with his potty mouth and Jashin. He would have ripped the tape off, but Pein threatened him. Pein had told the Jashinist that of he took the tape off, the video of him in the bunny suit would be put on YouTube. Everyone would want to see Hidan in a bunny suit. Think of all the fangirls.

"What was that Hidan? I can't quite hear you." Konan teased. Hidan glared at her and humphed some more. Konan laughed at him.

"So… Where are we going first un?" Deidara asked, unsure if he really wanted to know.

"Follow me!" Tobi said, going to the front and running ahead. Everyone else followed at a walk. "Hurry up! We have to get there before the goblins come out!" Tobi said.

"I hope that the goblins get you un." Deidara muttered.

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Ding-Dong

That was the hundredth time that a doorbell has wrung that night. Literally. Tobi had found a huge neighborhood with thousands of houses. He planned on going to all of them as well.

Konan was busy guarding the twelve bags of candy that were sitting next to her. Most of them were Tobi's, for Hidan had tape over his mouth and looked insane, and Deidara was eighteen and wearing a pumpkin costume.

"Trick or treat." Deidara and Tobi said together while Hidan mumbled. They got candy and moved on to the next house. They had continued the process five more times, before Deidara cracked.

"I'm sick of this! I'm going back to base! I don't care hat leader-sama says un!" He yelled. Tobi grabbed hold of Deidara's leg.

"You can't leave yet sempai! The goblins will get you!" Tobi said. Deidara said.

"Get. Off. Me." Deidara said, gritting his teeth.

"You didn't say un sempai. Why?" Tobi asked, looking up at Deidara.

"I'll give you something to un about un." Deidara threatened. Tobi looked at him fearfully. His sempai was mad. Very mad.

"You're not a goblin are you sempai?" Tobi asked.

"NO! NOW GET OFF ME UN!" Deidara yelled, shaking his leg. Tobi hung on, not letting go.

"Deidara! Stop!" Konan ordered, running towards the pair. "This is exactly why I came. To make sure stuff like this doesn't happen!"

"Whatever. Just get him off me un." Deidara said, crossing his arms over his chest and standing still.

"Tobi. Let go of Deidara or I'll throw away all your candy." Konan threatened. Tobi immediately let go of Deidara's leg and stood up. "Thank you." Konan said simply.

"Don't ever do that again un." Deidara said.

"Are you still leaving sempai?" Tobi asked.

"No. He isn't." Konan answered for him. "And neither are you!" She called to Hidan, who was trying to sneak back to base.

"Humph humph." Hidan answered, trying to run away.

"Katsu." Deidara said. There was an explosion right where Hidan was standing. Then there was screaming and lots of curses coming from the silver haired Jashinist.

"You blew him up didn't you?" Konan asked, sighing.

"Yeah." Deidara answered. "He was being an idiot un." Konan gave him the "You're not telling me everything" look. "And if I can't leave he can't leave un."

"So when did you plant the bomb?" Konan asked.

"It was already on the outfit. I figured that if I had to ever wear that, then I would blow myself up. Pr if Tobi was wearing it, the bomb would have gone off regardless un."

Konan blinked.

"Just forget it un." Deidara said.

"I guess we have to go now anyway, before anyone realizes that you blew a person up. They wouldn't expect Hidan to live through that." Konan said, walking forward.

"Wait a second sempai! You would have blown me up?" Tobi asked. It had just gotten through his head what Deidara had said earlier.

"Yes. Now hurry up. I want to leave un." Deidara said, walking forward.

"Wait for me! The goblins will come!" Tobi cried, running forward so he was next to Deidara.

"There are no goblins un!" Deidara screamed.

"Come on boys! We're going back to base!" Konan called. Deidara ran up to her and started back to base. Konan gathered Hidan's remains and put them in a candy bag, running after Deidara. Tobi had no choice but to follow, for if he stayed the goblins would get him.

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter! I'll try to make it longer next time! Let me know how I did. Please review! And just so you know, I have no idea where the whole Tobi goblin thing came from. It just happened. Love ya!