Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
A/N: I a soooooooooo sort for the really late update! I had lost inspiration for any type of writing for a really long time. I kinda forced myself to write this, but there is some inspiration. Hopefully… I hope you like it regardless!
"I hate you. Remember that un." Deidara said, walking back into base. It had started to pour down rain on the way back to the base causing everyone that was out and about extreme discomfort. Deidara was still stuck as a pumpkin and all the rain was absorbed. Can you imagine how heavy that thing was now?
"You don't hate me sempai! You had a good time! Admit it!" Tobi said, pulling on Deidara's arm.
"No. Shut up now un." Deidara snapped, pulling his arm away and ran to the bathroom to change. He tried to pry open the door only to find it locked. He looked, around and noticed that the only person absent was Hidan… "Get. Out. Now. Un!" Deidara said, getting seriously mad. This was so not his night.
"I'm doing a ritual! Get the fck away!" Hidan said. There was a moan heard from the inside and it wasn't hard to picture Hidan cherishing the pain he was causing himself.
"I hate you all un!" Deidara said, running to the other bathroom. He tried to open that door as well, but to no avail. "Tobi un!" Deidara screamed desperately, already knowing that Tobi had come to this bathroom just to spite him.
"Yes sempai?" Tobi asked. Deidara turned around, seeing Tobi behind him.
"But I thought you were in there un…" Deidara said, pointing to the bathroom door.
"Obviously not." Itachi said, walking out of the bathroom.
Deidara blinked. "Whatever un…" He said, darting to the door only to be stopped by Itachi grabbing his arm.
"Can't go in there. It's clogged." Itachi said.
"I did not need to know that un." Deidara said, shaking his head to get rid of the mental pictures that were dominating his brain.
"Just go find another bathroom." Itachi said, walking away.
"You clogged up that one and Hidan is being retarded and is doing a ritual in the other one un!" Deidara complained.
"Have you thought about changing in your room sempai?" Tobi asked.
Deidara glared at him. "Of course I have… oh… un…" Deidara said, understanding that Tobi was right. For once. "Be back soon un!" Deidara said, running to his room to change.
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"So what are we doing for the rest of our day off from world domination?" Sasori asked, already tired of waiting for Hidan to be done with his ritual and his patience was gone for Deidara changing as well.
"We should watch Jaws…" Kisame said, his eyes glazing over. The Jaws theme song found its way out of Kisame's vocal cords as he started "swimming" around the living room.
"Not happening. Remember last time?" Konan said.
-Flashback-
Kisame looked like he was going to die out of pure pleasure. He stood in front of his most recent victim, thinking of how he should slice up the opposition this time. It was then that he remembered the movie the Akatsuki watched last night. Jaws.
Kisame smirked, and he decided to try the Jaws way of killing his opponent. By biting them. They didn't look to difficult to kill, so Kisame ran straight at the man's leg. Kisame bit down as hard as he could and the man screamed out in pain. Kisame was happy that the attack actually worked, but wasn't sure how to actually kill the guy.
Luckily, Itachi was coming back from the nearby building and saw what Kisame was doing. Itachi quickly killed the man with a kunai through the heart and brought Kisame to the nearest therapist. The only thing the therapist had to say was no more Jaws. Ever.
-End of the Flashback-
"That was one time!" Kisame argued.
"And it was the only time that you watched Jaws." Pein answered calmly.
"And I'm the only person that can eat people." Both sides of Zetsu said, before fighting over which side actually deserved to eat people.
"Hi. Hidan still not out of the bathroom un?" Deidara asked, finally coming back. He now had on a blue t-shirt and a pain of faded jeans.
"Yes. Yes I am you motherfcker!" Hidan screamed from the bathroom.
"Well can you get out here un?" Deidara asked.
Hidan snorted. "Like you crazed bstrds are more important than Jashin-sama!" Hidan said.
"We are." Sasori said, cockily.
"Why you little!" Hidan said, charging out of the bathroom at Sasori. Sasori dodged the attack easily and injected one of his poisons into Hidan's back. Hidan froze where he was and fell down on the floor. He then proceeded to… snore?
"He snores?" One side of Zetsu asked.
"Obviously." The other side answered.
"What did you do to him un?" Deidara asked.
"He'll wake u in a few minutes. He just needed to be punished slightly…" Sasori answered, shrugging.
"Who said that it was in your place to punish him?" Pein asked.
"You did. Last night." Sasori said, trying to lie his way out of things. Pein sometimes had memory lapses and it worked to the others advantage.
"I did?" Pein asked. "I don't believe you."
"You did. I have a voice clip." Sasori said, taking out a tape recorder. Everyone blinked, trying to figure out why the heck Sasori carried around a tape recorder. Sasori glared at them all and hit play. The song Butterfly by Smile D.K. came on and Sasori pressed multiple buttons at once, trying to make the recorder shut up. He didn't succeed in anything besides turning the volume up.
"Yes. I definitely. Said that." Pein said, trying not to laugh like everyone else in the room, except for Hidan of course. Hidan was singing along. Let's just say that some of Sasori's poisons have some pretty embarrassing side affects.
A/N: I know that that wasn't the best chapter by far, but I really wanted to get something up. I hoped you still liked it and please review!