Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: I wrote this during school just for you guys! So remember, you love me!
"So we're watching a movie now un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah…" Sasori said slowly like the blonde was dumb.
"O-okay then un…" Deidara said slowly.
"You're afraid of scary movies, aren't you?" Konan asked.
Deidara blushed. "What? No way un!" He put his nose in the air to prove his point.
"So we're free to watch Nightmare on Elm Street brat?" Sasori asked.
"WHAT?" Deidara asked, completely dropping the un.
"So you've seen it –ss hole?" Hidan asked.
"No, I've just been told about it un…" Deidara said.
"It's okay sempai! Tobi doesn't want to see the movie either!" Tobi said. "We can go play Chutes and Ladders!"
"I'd rather watch the movie un…" Playing games with Tobi was far worse than watching a scary movie.
"Come on then brat." Sasori said, dragging a very reluctant Deidara to the living room that held the big screen, surround sound T.V.
Kakuzu put the movie in and the opening titles came on.
"Who got Kuzu to pay for the movie b-stards?" Hidan asked.
"It's Halloween." Kakuzu said, shrugging.
"Who gave you the money?" Itachi asked.
"Kisame. It was supposed to be for Jaws… But I got this instead." Kakuzu admitted shamelessly.
"I'm so glad you betrayed me Kaku." Kisame said. Itachi patted him on the back in a sympathetic manner.
"Can we start the movie yet un?" Deidara asked impatiently.
"You were the one that didn't want to see it in the first place!" Kisame snapped, now in a bad mood after the reminder of how he couldn't watch his all time favorite movie.
"But now I'm interested un! I haven't seen a scary movie in forever un!" Deidara said, bouncing in his seat.
"Fine then brat." Sasori said, hitting play on the remote. Deidara's eyes grew wide and his face was in a mask of awe. Everyone shook their heads at his immaturity.
-1 hour later-
Freddy was about to slice and dice someone when there was a loud clang from the kitchen. Deidara screamed and ran behind the couch. He sat there and shivered for a few seconds before he looked up over the back of the couch. Tobi was standing there with a kitchen pot over his head.
"Tobi is sorry!" Tobi said, sitting down behind the couch with Deidara. Tobi quietly ate the ramen he was making and smiled at Deidara.
Deidara glared at Tobi before he nailed him in the head. Deidara forgot about the pot hanging there and the blonde doubled over in pain holding his hand. The loud clamor from force hitting metal resounde3d through the base and Tobi was lying on the floor, unconscious.
"Hope Freddy gets you un." Deidara muttered.
A/N: I know, it was short but I was on a time limit since I'm on a school computer. There may be some mistakes since I didn't have time to read over it. So please review and sorry it wasn't the best chapter ever. Love ya! Until next time… -evil grin-