Chapter 2. WOOT!
"What do you mean married?" Sasuke asked looking down at the blonde boy.
"Don't get mad at me, you're the one who did it." Naruto grumbled burying his face in his pillow.
"Wait, we didn't, you know..." Sasuke trailed off.
"No." Naruto quickly said. Sasuke sighed with relief. Although they were dressed, he didn't want to take a chance of possibly consummating their marriage while he was drunk and not remember it. He got out of bed and felt the string on his wrist being pulled. "Where are you going?" Naruto asked looking up at Sasuke.
"Who do I talk to about getting un-married?" Sasuke asked.
"You want a divorce?" Naruto asked sitting up suddenly. "I mean, I know it was sudden and all and I'm probably not what you were hoping for, but I could be a good husband." He said grabbing Sasuke's arm.
"It's nothing against you, it's just that I don't want to get married and well," Sasuke started.
"I understand." Naruto sighed sadly. Sasuke winced knowing he had hurt the blonde boy's feelings.
"I'm sorry. But I really need to talk to someone about a divorce so I can leave." Sasuke said. Naruto frowned and untied the string from Sasuke's wrist.
"My Granny is the one you want to talk to." Naruto said. Sasuke nodded and left the room. He discovered he was in the main building in the middle of the village where Tsunade's office was. He turned a corner to find a brunette man with red triangles on his cheeks standing there. The man looked Sasuke up and down and smirked.
"Divorce huh?" He asked. Sasuke glared at him. The man moved out of Sasuke's way and Sasuke started down the hall. "I'd hate to be in the room when someone asked Lady Tsunade for a divorce with her most cherished grandson." The man called to Sasuke's back. Sasuke's step faltered slightly but he forced himself to keep going. He reached Tsunade's office and knocked.
"What!" The woman inside snapped. Sasuke gulped. Perhaps asking for a divorce from an short tempered, hung over, beast was not the best idea. Sasuke had faced thousands of enemies, but he had never been more nervous than he was as he opened the door. Tsunade's eyes narrowed. "Where is Naruto?"
"Um, well, I've come to talk about that." Sasuke said. Tsunade's glare intensified when she looked down at his wrist.
"You want a divorce?" Tsunade asked.
"Well..." Sasuke said.
"You want to divorce my precious and loveable, absolutely adorable, most cherished darling grandson?" Tsunade asked.
"I didn't want to marry him in the first place!" Sasuke snapped in his defense.
"You were the one who chose him. It's not like I wanted you to marry him and take him away from me." Tsunade growled.
"Naruto said that too. What do you mean 'I chose him?' I don't remember anything of the sort." Sasuke said.
"It's a Konoha tradition. You wouldn't be familiar with it." Juggo said from the door. Karen and Suigetsu were behind him, Karen weeping and Suigetsu laughing at her.
"What?" Sasuke asked looking from Juggo to Tsunade.
"You're given the ring of flowers, then you drink from the cup of your intended, then you two are tied together. You were too drunk to realize." Juggo said.
"Naruto even tried to stop you." Tsunade said. "I will not allow you to force a marriage onto my precious grandson and then forever ostracize and humiliate him by divorcing him." Tsunade growled. Sasuke grit his teeth.
"I can't take him with me." Sasuke said.
"Then stay here." Tsunade said.
"We have to leave." Sasuke told her.
"Then you have no choice, Uchiha Sasuke." Tsunade said giving Sasuke a look that dared him to try and argue. Sasuke huffed and left the room. He stomped all the way back to the room he had woken in to find Naruto sitting on the bed sadly looking down at the string still around his wrist. Naruto looked up and seemed surprised to find Sasuke there. Sasuke growled and tied the string back around his wrist.
"I can't have you attached to me all the time, so what do we do without untying the string?" Sasuke asked slightly annoyed at the situation he was in. Naruto smiled brightly.
"We have to go to my Granny and get her to cut it. We then have to wear the string until we have rings or something else that shows that we're married." Naruto smiled. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's arm and drug him to Tsunade's office. The string was cut and Tsunade gave them her blessing.
"Hurry up and pack. We need to leave in half an hour. If you can't keep up, I'm leaving you behind." Sasuke told Naruto roughly as he left Tsunade's office. Naruto smiled at him and nodded excitedly. As soon as Sasuke and his group left the office Tsunade looked over at Naruto.
"Are you okay with this?" She asked seriously.
"I'm actually quite thrilled with this. I have been very fortunate in this marriage." Naruto said calmly.
"You will be careful, won't you?" Tsunade asked.
"There you go again, always worrying about me." Naruto smiled at her.
"I just don't want you to get hurt." She sighed.
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Trust me." Naruto smiled and left the office. As they left the village, the man with the triangles on his face and Sakura were waiting.
"You'll be okay?" The man asked.
"Don't worry about me, Kiba." Naruto smiled.
"Just be safe." Kiba said seriously.
"Don't worry." Naruto nodded at him.
"Write to us often." Sakura said.
"I plan to." Naruto smirked.
"Come on." Sasuke called. Naruto smiled at Kiba and Sakura.
"Don't worry about me. If anything goes wrong, you'll know." He said and then ran off. Naruto followed behind Sasuke and his group, occasionally Sasuke would look back at him just to make sure he was still there.
"Are you okay back there? You're keeping up?" Sasuke called over his shoulder.
"Don't worry about me." Naruto smiled. "This is nothing."
"I can't believe it. You got a wife." Suigetsu pouted.
"He's not exactly a wife." Sasuke pointed out.
"Still, you get married and all I get is some dumb ass stick that makes it sound like it's raining." Suigetsu huffed. Juggo laughed softly. Karen was still sulking. Sasuke would notice the way that she glared at the blonde boy he was now married to.
"Oh Suigetsu, those kids made that special for you." Naruto smiled at the growling man. Suigetsu glared at him.
"Fuck you, Blondie." Suigetsu growled.
"Hey, there's no need for that." Sasuke snapped at Suigetsu.
"Aw. Thanks, hubby." Naruto laughed. Sasuke growled at him. They kept walking in silence for a few more hours.
"We should stop and eat." Sasuke said. The others in the group nodded. They stopped by a river and all sat down. Sasuke handed Naruto a water jug. Naruto smiled and took the jug before taking a sip.
"Thank you." He said. Sasuke nodded and walked off. Naruto pulled out some bread and began eating. A fish was suddenly thrust into his face. Naruto looked up to see Juggo smiling softly.
"Eat this, you'll need more than just bread." Juggo said. Naruto smiled and took the fish.
"Thank you." He smiled. Juggo nodded and walked off. Naruto sat silently and watched as the others talked quietly in a group a few feet away. Naruto knew they were talking about him, but he couldn't hear what they were saying. After a few minutes Sasuke stood up.
"Let's get going." Sasuke said. His group members nodded and Naruto tried to hurry and pack his food and water jug. "Hurry up." Sasuke snapped at him. Naruto growled and stuffed his things in his bag.
"Bastard." He mumbled as he followed Sasuke and his group. They walked silently, which bothered Naruto. Naruto started humming and Karen growled at him.
"Will you stop? You're annoying me." Karen growled at him.
"Oh, sorry." Naruto said.
"No wait, I thought it was interesting. How did it go again?" Suigetsu asked, putting his arm around Naruto's shoulders and smirked at Karen.
"Don't you start." Karen growled at him.
"Oh ignore her, Blondie. How did that song go?" Suigetsu asked. Naruto was suddenly pulled away from Suigetsu and stumbled into a hard chest.
"Leave him alone you two." Sasuke said. Naruto looked up at the dark haired man and blushed.
"You don't have to stick up for me all the time." Naruto huffed and pushed Sasuke away. Sasuke blinked at the blonde boy.
"Sorry." Sasuke said before walking off. Naruto huffed and followed after Sasuke. They walked in silence once again. Naruto started to hum again before Sasuke slapped him. "Don't start again." Sasuke said sternly. Naruto growled at him.
"Bastard." Naruto growled.
"What did you say, dobe?" Sasuke growled.
"You heard me." Naruto said crossing his arms.
"Hn." Sasuke said and kept walking. They walked for another few hours before it started getting dark. "We should stop for the night. Juggo find us some food, Suigetsu find firewood." Sasuke said stopping in the middle of a small clearing.
"What can I do?" Naruto asked.
"Help me clear the area so we're not sleeping on rocks and branches." Sasuke said. Naruto nodded and did as he was told. After dinner they decided to go to sleep. Naruto had easily fallen asleep. Sasuke could see Karen glaring at the sleeping blonde. She reached under her pillow. "Try it and I'll kill you before you kill him." Sasuke said calmly. Karen flinched and laid back down. A few hours later Karen tried again. "Stop it, Karen." Sasuke snapped. He got up and woke Naruto up.
"What?" Naruto yawned.
"Come over here." Sasuke said helping Naruto gather his pillow and sleeping bag. They went over to the tree that Sasuke had been leaning against. "You'll sleep next to me from now on." Sasuke said sitting down. Naruto laid down with his head in Sasuke's lap. "What are you doing?"
"We're married, aren't we?" Naruto smiled at him. Sasuke sighed and let Naruto lay on him. Naruto smiled and easily fell asleep again. Sasuke watched the sleeping boy in his lap. Naruto looked like a baby when he slept. His featured were calm and peaceful. His cheeks were round and rosy. On closer inspection Sasuke saw three thin scars on each cheek. Sasuke gently traced the lines, wondering what they were from. Naruto flinched and moved away from Sasuke's hand. Sasuke sighed and leaned back on the three with his arms crossed over his chest. He would ask Naruto what the scars were from later. The morning came and they headed off again. Their days went by much the same as the first. They would walk in silence, argue a bit, have more silence, eat, keep going in silence, stop for the night, sleep and then wake up to go again. It was like that for about two weeks before they made it to a large city.
"We're home, I guess." Sasuke said. Naruto shivered slightly. The city gave him a bad feeling. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him close to his side. "Stay close. You're my husband so I'll take care of you." Sasuke said. Naruto nodded and smiled gratefully. He slipped his hand into Sasuke's. Sasuke blinked at their hands.
"So I don't lose you." Naruto smiled. Sasuke sighed and pulled Naruto along as they entered the city.
"We have to go see my uncle and tell him that you're married to me." Sasuke said pulling Naruto towards a giant building. Naruto gulped at the giant building as they entered. It was intimidating. Naruto silently looked around at everything in the dark building.
"Sasuke?" A bluish colored man said as they passed the couch he was resting on.
"Kisame." Sasuke said calmly.
"What's with the kid?" Kisame asked looking at Naruto.
"We accidentally got married when I helped his village." Sasuke said casually. "Where is Madara?" Sasuke asked. Kisame choked and looked at Sasuke.
"Are you serious? You got married?" Kisame started laughing.
"What of it?" Sasuke glared at the blue man. Kisame bit his lip and took a step back.
"Nothing." Kisame shook his head. Sasuke growled and pulled Naruto to a large set of stairs.
"Come on." Sasuke said pulling Naruto up the stairs. The stairs lead up to a long hallway with a set of double doors at the end. Sasuke opened the doors and stepped through. Naruto blinked as the light in the office blinded him. Three of the four walls were windows and the office was blindingly bright. There was a desk in the middle of the back wall where Naruto assumed a man sat, but the chair was facing the window. "Madara-san, we have completed our mission. However it was unsuccessful. I'm sorry."
"Who is your friend, Sasuke-kun?" A man's voice came from the chair.
"This is my husband, Naruto." Sasuke said. The chair whipped around and a man wearing an orange swirl mask was staring at them. Naruto could barely see the red eye looking out from the one eyehole.
"You got married, Sasuke-kun? And you didn't even invite your dear old uncle Madara?" The man asked.
"It was sudden and unwanted, but I've married and am now asking for a few weeks off of missions so that Naruto can get use to the city." Sasuke said. The man nodded and waved them away.
"Just keep him out of our way." He said. Sasuke nodded and grabbed Naruto's hand, pulling him out of the office.
"Sasuke, are you in a gang?" Naruto asked. Sasuke sighed.
"It's a group called Akatsuki. I don't really agree with their politics, but they're gonna help me find Kyuubi so I don't mind too much." Sasuke said.
"Oh. So was that guy like the boss or something?" Naruto asked.
"Yes. He's my uncle and that's how my brother and I got into this group." Sasuke said. Naruto nodded. He looked at Sasuke carefully. "What?"
"Have you ever killed anybody?" Naruto asked. Sasuke nodded.
"A few. The only person that I really want to kill is Kyuubi." Sasuke said.
"I see." Naruto nodded.
"We should go to my house." Sasuke said pulling Naruto down one of the streets. Naruto let Sasuke lead him through the streets while quietly observing everything. They made it to a small house. The yard was small but well kept, the house was white painted brick with dark blue shutters, the front porch ran the whole length of the house and had a swinging love seat hanging on one end. The windows were washed and almost sparkled in the sunlight. The front door was white with a stain glass fan in the middle.
"It's very clean." Naruto said.
"Hn." Sasuke said and pulled Naruto into the house. Inside everything was black, white blue and red.
"I like the color scheme." Naruto said awkwardly. To the left of the entry was the dining room, in front was the den, in the back left was the kitchen and to the right was a hallway that led to the two bedrooms and one bathroom. "It's cozy." Naruto smiled at him.
"Come on, I'll show you to your room." Sasuke said. They went to the front bedroom that was obviously the guest bedroom. It had a bed and a bedside table with a lamp and a clock on it and then a closet that had extra blankets, pillows and bed sheets. "Sorry it's so under furnished. Tomorrow we can go out to get more furniture if you want. We'll also have to buy you some more clothes so you won't look so conspicuous." Sasuke said. Naruto nodded. "It's getting close to lunch time, are you hungry?" Sasuke asked. Naruto shook his head.
"I'm just tired. I think I'll take a nap." Naruto smiled and laid down on his bed.
"Okay. You want me to shut the door?" Sasuke asked. Naruto yawned and shook his head.
"No, leave it open." Naruto said before falling asleep. The bed was so soft and felt amazing after two weeks of sleeping on the ground. Sasuke sighed and headed towards the bathroom to take a shower. Sasuke let two weeks of dirt and sweat wash off of him as he thought about his new husband. It was strange to think about having someone else in his house now. Taking care of someone, living with someone, it was going to take some getting used to. Sasuke lost track of time and ended up staying in the warm shower for about an hour and only realized it when there was a knock on the door.
"What?" Sasuke called turning the shower off.
"Sasuke, I really have to use the bathroom. How much longer are you going to be?" Naruto asked. Sasuke wrapped a towel around his waist and then opened the door.
"You can use it now." Sasuke said. Naruto blushed heavily at the sight of the mostly naked Sasuke. Sasuke walked past Naruto and gave the blonde a nudge into the bathroom. Naruto slammed the door and Sasuke smirked slightly. Having the blonde around could be fun. He went to his room and dried off before pulling on a pair of underwear and pants and draped his towel over his shoulders to catch the water drops from his still damp hair. He went to the kitchen to find something to eat.
"Um, Sasuke?" Naruto called.
"In the kitchen." Sasuke answered him. Naruto came in and saw Sasuke without his shirt on and blushed. "Something wrong? You look a little red." Sasuke asked.
"I'm not used to seeing people without clothes on." Naruto said awkwardly as his blush deepened. Sasuke smirked. The blonde boy sure was innocent. Sasuke, always eager to taint the innocent, smirked and moved slowly towards Naruto.
"Well, we are married. There are certain things that married couples do that require being undressed." Sasuke purred seductively. Naruto blushed the deepest shade of red Sasuke had ever seen a human turn before.
"WHAT?!?!" Naruto shrieked. "You're not serious, are you?" Naruto asked. Sasuke smiled and pat Naruto's head.
"No, but you sure are fun to mess with." Sasuke said.
"Bastard." Naruto said hitting Sasuke's chest, but instead of pulling his hand back his hand stayed on Sasuke's chest. Naruto blushed as his fingers brushed against Sasuke's skin. It was so smooth and warm and his muscles were strong but at the same time soft. Sasuke watched Naruto closely.
"I don' think I ever asked, how old are you?" Sasuke asked. Naruto pulled his hand away so fast it was as if he had been burnt and looked up at Sasuke while taking a step back.
"Eighteen." Naruto said softly. Sasuke nodded. "Why?"
"Just making sure you're legal. Just in case." Sasuke smiled and walked away. Naruto blushed heavily.
"Perverted bastard!" Naruto screamed at him. Naruto went to his room and slammed the door. A few minutes later the doorbell rang. Naruto peaked out the window in his room and saw a group of men in black robes standing on the front porch. Sasuke saw the group from one of the front windows and sighed heavily. He opened the door to find Kisame, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu standing there.
"We heard you got married." Kakuzu said. Sasuke glared at Kisame.
"I had to tell them, it was too funny." Kizame laughed.
"Where is he? I want to see him! Kisame said he was cute." Deidara said excitedly. Sasuke growled and stepped away from the door so that they could all come in.
"Naruto!" Sasuke shouted. A few seconds later the blonde came into the room. Deidara squealed and ran to hug the blonde.
"What the hell?" Naruto shouted as Deidara tackled him with his hug.
"These are other people in Akatsuki." Sasuke said.
"He's so cute." Deidara said.
"Get off me, perv!" Naruto shouted pushing the other blonde off of him.
"Okay, you've seen him. Now leave." Sasuke said shooing the guests away.
"Come on, guys. Sasu-chan wants to have some alone time with his new toy." Kisame smirked as he pulled Deidara away from Naruto. Sasuke pushed everyone out the door. As he was shutting the door Hidan put his foot in.
"If you lay a finger on that boy you will go to the special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in theatres." Hidan warned. Sasuke shut the door on him and growled.
"They seemed nice." Naruto said awkwardly.
"You don't have to lie." Sasuke sighed. Naruto smiled.
"I don't particularly care for them." Naruto said.
"Neither do I." Sasuke said. "But you don't have to see them very often."
"You mean I'm gonna have to see them again?" Naruto sighed.
"There is the possibility. But hopefully not." Sasuke said. Naruto smiled and sighed relieved.
"Good. Those guys creep me out." Naruto said. "I'm gonna go back to sleep." Naruto waved and then went back to his room. Sasuke didn't see Naruto until later that night after he had gone to bed. Sasuke's bedroom door opened and Naruto stepped into the room.
"Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
"It's cold in my room. Can I sleep with you?" Naruto asked. Sasuke nodded and moved so Naruto could lay down next to him. Neither of them would admit that they couldn't sleep because they had gotten use to the other's presence after two weeks. Naruto laid down and curled into Sasuke's side. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto and they both easily fell asleep.
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