WHERE DID I GO WRONG: SOMEDAY
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K Rowling.
Vengeance, Revenge, and justice
As soon as they finished multiplying the picture they set off to stick the photos around.
"Let's stick it around the Gryffindor tower first" and with that they made for the tower.
Good evening Miss Granger password please.
"Draco do you remember the password?"
"Ummm I think its pumpkin juice." Saying the password the portrait swung open.
"you do that side and I'll do the other."
"wait Malfoy remember to put on a non-detachable charm on them."
"I know granger I'm not stupid and I set to work.
XXX
"The only place left is Slytherin." Hermione declared with a sigh.
"It'll be useless Hermione half the Slytherins won't care and half had already seen it lets just do the great hall."
Hermione stopped dead in her tracks looking straight at Draco.
"You just called me Hermione." She said shocked and surprised.
"it's your name aint it? Well from now on you call me Draco and I call you Hermione got it?"
"Got it."
XXX
At 6 o'clock am Parvati Patil went down to the common room to finish off her potions before a sight caught her eye causing her to scream.
"What is it? Holy-" Seamus exclaimed looking dumbstruck at the photo.
Soon all the Gryffindors were looking at the picture of the infamous Lavender Brown.
"Oh God Lav what were you thinking?" Dean asked trying to pull down the picture before realizing it was detachable.
"Well you can't get it off." Dean remarked as Colin Creevy snapped a shot at the room.
"It's everywhere" exclaimed Nigel as he ran in. "It's in the corridors great hall it's everywhere!" he declared sitting on a seat by the fire.
"I didn't take photos like that it can't be me." Lavender said looking closer at the photo.
"Actually Lav you and Padma did take a photo like that for a magazine see I told you not to do it but you guys wouldn't listen.
"okay, okay my bad but I have to get the photo off before anyone else sees it.
"Wait you mean you actually did that?" Ron said looking at his girlfriend disappointed.
"Yes I did no c'mon we need to get this thing over and done with.
XXX
"Talked to the Slytherins?" Hermione asked downing a cup of pumpkin juice.
"yep no problem with it they will all act clueless. Blaise finds it hilarious and pansy only agrees if she gets to give you a makeover."
"What? She would actually touch a mudblood?" Hermione asked in disbelief.
"We're not all bad you know besides that cousin of yours might consider going out with me if she finds out I've helped you." He said sitting up.
"I think she prefers guys like Blaise more besides she's going out with that lifeguard and are going strong." Hermione said placing a hand on his shoulder pretending to be sorry for him.
"oh well I guess I'll hit on you then." He said with a grin.
"okay, wait what?" Hermione said her head shooting up as he said that.
"I said I guess I'll hit on you then actually that's a good idea you get more revenge on Weasley and I get an excuse to kiss you." He said with a smirk.
"uhh the revenge part fine but excuse to get kisses don't think so."
"C'mon Granger you pretend to be my girlfriend and you get revenge and I get a couple kisses." Draco said making Hermione think that he has previously thought about this.
"Fine the pretending to get revenge bit I agree to, but the kissing no way."
"Hermione what couples don't kiss each other?" Draco said looking at her not believing what he just heard.
"Me and Ron never kissed." She mumbled loud enough for Draco to hear.
"Well weasel maybe never got to first base but Hermione I'm Draco Malfoy I'm known for being intimate."
"Fine Whatever." She finally agreed getting her book bag to go to the great hall.
"Fine as in you agree or as in your intimate so what fine?"
"Fine as in I agree now we need to get some acting in action.
XXX
When Draco and Hermione got to the great hall there was a crowd of people around the photo as expected.
"What is going on here? Get out of the way I'm head girl. For crying out loud." And of course they all complied.
"Thank you whoa, what is the meaning of this?" Hermione yelled going up to the photo and trying to rip it off but of course she knew it was detachable.
"Malfoy get your butt here this instance." Hermione yelled doing a good job in her acting.
"get that thing off." She said quietly as she walked to the back of the crowd.
"Why me? Why can't you do it?" Draco asked pretending to be lazy and angry.
"because Malfoy you're a guy and are probably happy to see that while for me I think I'm going to throw up." That said she ran from the room.
"Releasio." Draco uttered yet the photo won't budge as expected.
"Destroyo." Again won't budge.
Afte a couple more spells and pretending to be irritated he finally utter the words "Expedidacto." Which of course did what he expected detached the photo and set itself on flames.
For the whole day Hermione, Draco, and the professors went around destroying the photos.
As expected it was the talk of the day. How Lavender Brown is such a slut to do such a thing and of course most of the students didn't want to do a thing with her except Ron the only one Hermione wanted to get affected.
"Where did you get the photo from?" Ginny asked as she found Hermione and Draco on the fourth floor trying to destroy a photo.
"I don't know what you're talking about Gin." Hermione said waving her wand.
"Come on Hermione I saw you guys yesterday at around one sticking the photos so where'd you get it from.?"
"We copied the photo from a magazine called 'Wet, wild witches.' I had a copy and decided to help Hermione with revenge."
"I think it's brilliant that bitch really needs a lesson anyways if you have any more plans count me in but don't tell Harry because most likely it'll go straight to Ron."
"Well we have this other plan where I pretend to be Hermione's boyfriend. Pansy's gonna give her a make-over and-"
"Wait make over I am so in I get to help." Ginny said with a smile. "This Saturday our plan will take place."
XXX
Saturday came by quickly and Pansy, Ginny, Blaise, Draco and Hermione were all huddled together in the common room.
"You two have a boy's night out and we'll handle Hermione."
Pansy and Ginny first went to Hermione's wardrobe getting rid of grandma clothes and charming the uniforms to be more body fitting. While Hermione was in the Jacuzzi relaxing with a face mask and cucumbers on her eyes.
After one hour a new wardrobe and a refreshed Hermione later they started working on Hermione.
"Here wear this I bought it but it makes me look Goth." Pansy declared tossing her black jeans and a black leather jacket. While Ginny urged her to wear a red handkerchief top.
Soon they were charming her hair to get it tamer and smoother and were applying make-up on her finishing her look and god they were ready for action.
As planned Hermione walked into the great hall with Ginny in time for dinner not expecting stares but expecting a couple organized whistles from the Slytherin table and a casual 'who knew granger could look hot' from Blaise which too was planned.
Hermione was half way through her roast potato when as planned Blaise pushed Draco to the Gryffindor table as Draco acted being embarrassed and forced even if it was planned. After a lot of pushing Draco was released from Blaise's grasp he fixed his clothes before swinging his foot over the seat. Getting a few curious looks from the people around them.
"What do you want Malfoy?" Hermione mocked acting bored and annoyed.
"uh well um Granger I was wondering If you'll go out with me." Draco stuttered in one breath which of course was planned.
"Come again Malfoy? I don't think I heard you please speak up."
"Um never mind it's stupid." He made to get out of the seat before Hermione caught him.
"Did you just ask me to go out with you Malfoy? Did I hear correctly did you just ask me out?" Hermione said pretending to be clueless as she smirked. Draco nodded acting like a shy school boy before he started to blush when he heard Hermione laugh. Of course his rosy cheeks were charmed on.
"I would love to Malfoy no need to act all embarrassed about it." With a grateful smile he got back to his table getting a couple claps on the back by his fellow housemates and a 'Ooh they make such a cute couple." From Pansy everything was going according to plan.
HGDM
Woo Draco's Slytherin acts are rubbing off on Hermione making her Slytherin side show. Such cunning people ha Ron's gonna pay for what he did to Hermione. newaiiz gotta crash I ave school tomorrow.
Ciao for now.
Sly