A/N Thanks for all the awesome reviews! This chapter has been done for awhile, sorry it took so long :p
I officially lost my beta I think.
Warning: a bit more sexual here, but nothing explicit so I didn't change the rating.
I hope you laugh during this read!!
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The academy was in an uproar at the news of Shizuru Fujino – the perfect score – being kidnapped by the most dangerous criminal mastermind in Fuuka, was released.
For their part, Squadron A was currently having a drinking contest; but had indeed vowed to save Shizuru. There were just no leads on her whereabouts, so they partied. 'What else did you do except party' was Nao's explanation.
Chie was celebrating having gotten back together with Aoi. Some flowers were the simple solution.
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Deeper in the city, underground in a secret evil lair, Natsuki was shouting profanities once again, but this time over playing Wii tennis with Shizuru.
"Fuck!" She threw the remote down.
Shizuru had beaten her.
Again.
Shizuru giggled and did a little dance; she had never felt as alive as she did the last 12 hours she had been abducted by Natsuki Kuga. Well, she agreed to the abduction so it couldn't really be called that... could it?
"Shizuru! Why are you so good?"
Shizuru shrugged, "Natsuki underestimates me."
"Oh, really?" Natsuki turned to her with a smirk.
"Really," Shizuru said with a smirk of her own.
Suddenly, Shizuru was tackled to the criminal's leather couch, and tickled mercilessly by the criminal.
"Na-hahahahahaha-tsuki!"
Upstairs, Reito heard the laughter and grinned, sending Mai a dirty e-mail to the address she gave him.
"Stop," Shizuru tried to breathe out.
"Stop?" Natsuki asked with a raised eyebrow and stopped her hands.
Shizuru sighed in relief, still breathing heavy and trying to catch some air.
Natsuki leaned down for a kiss on those soft lips she was already addicted to, but Shizuru smirked and moved her head away playfully.
"Shizuru," Natsuki pouted and moved in again, only catching the DEB's cheek this time as she moved away again.
Natsuki growled, she wanted her kiss!
"If Natsuki's wants a kiss," Shizuru ran her finger down Natsuki's cheek, "she'll have to beat me at tennis."
Natsuki's eyes darkened, "you're on."
This time Natsuki was the one to win and dance, turning to Shizuru and expecting her prize.
In turn, Shizuru only blew her a kiss and then winked.
She never did say Natsuki would get an actual kiss.
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It was the second day Natsuki had Shizuru with her, and even though the previous day she eventually got her kisses, they slept separately and Natsuki didn't press Shizuru for anything other than a few kisses.
"Hold on tight," Natsuki said before tipping the visor of her helmet down. Shizuru wrapped her arms around Natsuki's waist. This would be her first time on a motorcycle.
Revving the engine, Natsuki bolted off as Shizuru tightened her grip. She took her to the beach where they kissed and cuddled for awhile.
"Want to see something?" Natsuki asked as the sun came down.
"Sure," Shizuru said, watching as Natsuki pressed a button on her motorcycle.
A missile shot out and flew over the ocean, before exploding into lovely fireworks.
"Oh, whoops," Natsuki chuckled sheepishly with a blush, "I was going to show you this, sorry about the fireworks..."
She pressed another button and out popped a bag of Doritos.
"Want some?"
Shizuru could only giggle at the confused criminal.
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Day three and they shared a milkshake.
They were walking in a festival, not caring if they were recognized, and surprisingly they weren't.
Squadron A was still drunk, and all other secret services hadn't thought to look in large public places.
"Oi, Shizuru," Natsuki tugged at the hand she was holding, "let's try out the shooting game."
They went to the counter, and Natsuki paid the man before handing the gun to Shizuru.
"Let's see little Miss perfect score's shot."
Shizuru smirked, steadying the gun in a proper holding position and firing, missing the target.
They got three shots to try.
Natsuki grinned and took position behind Shizuru, putting her hands over the DEB's.
"Your form is perfect," she whispered in her ear, "and aim too, but the gun is crooked."
Shizuru noticed the barrel of the gun was slightly twisted.
With Natsuki guiding it more to the left, she shot again hitting the bottle down, much to the surprise of the man running the stall.
They hit another bottle down on the third shot and got two stuffed purple teddy bears, Shizuru's choice of course.
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Natsuki frowned on day four, how long was Shizuru going to make her sit still for?
Shizuru was painting a portrait of Natsuki sitting with a gun, it was deathly sexy.
"Done!" Shizuru said with a grin.
Natsuki bolted up to see it.
"Wow," she said with awe, "that looks so real..."
Shizuru blushed.
"Do I really look that cool?"
Shizuru giggled and put the picture back on the stand, "cute I'd say."
"Oi," Natsuki blushed with a pout and changed the subject away from her cuteness, "don't artists usually sign their names?"
Shizuru gave her a quizzical gaze to which Natsuki sighed and took her hand, guiding the paintbrush to the corner.
"Sign your name."
Shizuru smirked and wrote 'sexy Fujino' in the corner.
She turned and grinned sheepishly at Natsuki, before she lifted the same brush to leave black paint on the tip of Natsuki's nose. It made her look so cute!
"Oi! Shizuru!" Natsuki ran after her and chased her around the underground lair until she caught her and carried the kicking DEB to the bathroom.
She grinned, turning on cold water and dropping Shizuru in the shower.
"Natsuki Kuga!" Shizuru scolded and pulled her in, where they started a water fight, which somehow ended up with them kissing passionately.
"You're wasting water!" Reito yelled upstairs from his computer.
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"Shizuru?"
"Yes?"
"Should I get a puppy?"
"If you want."
"Shizuru?"
"Yes?"
"You want something to drink?"
"Ara, some ice tea would be nice."
"Here."
"Thank you."
"Shizuru?" Natsuki crawled over Shizuru on the bed they had been lying on before Shizuru could open her bottle of tea.
"Y-yes?" Shizuru asked; her mouth suddenly dry from the look Natsuki was giving her.
"I'm in love with you..." she kissed the lips slowly before breaking off, "It's just like you said... you're an irresistible drug." Better than mayo.
Shizuru felt the lips travel down her neck, she started to feel hot.
"Do you love me?" Natsuki brushed her lips and looked Shizuru in the eyes.
Shizuru bit her lower lip when Natsuki ran a hand down her hip. Oh God yes.
"Unh..."Shizuru could only moan in response.
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"Natsuki," Shizuru said, holding onto the dark head of hair and moaning whenever she could.
Natsuki thrust harder and harder, rocking their sweaty bodies under the sheets.
"Oh, Shizuru," Natsuki whispered, loving how Shizuru was reacting to her touch.
A final cry came from Shizuru's throat as she rode the waves of pleasure.
After calming down, Natsuki started to kiss her slowly, deliberately, and lovingly.
Definitely better than mayo. And healthier, because I just burnt calories.
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"What secret test do you do to be a DEB?" Natsuki asked the perfect score as they cuddled on the couch.
"I don't know, actually."
"Oh. Do you know what it measures?"
"Ara, spy stuff, I assume."
"It's weird that you let the test decide what to do with your life."
"It doesn't decide what I'm going to do with my life," Shizuru defended.
"But you aced it, and now you're a DEB." Natsuki pointed out to her.
"Ara, exactly, I aced it. You should do what you're good at."
"No," Natsuki corrected, "you should do what you love."
"I am doing what I love," Shizuru protested. "And you're one to talk, you're a criminal."
"Why are you psychoanalyzing me?" Natsuki asked.
"Ara, I am not psychoanalyzing you, does Natsuki even know what that means?"
"..."
Shizuru grinned, nuzzling into Natsuki's neck.
Natsuki did not know what psychoanalyze meant. But she liked the sound of it and wanted to use it in a sentence.
"Just because I'm a criminal doesn't mean that what I do isn't important..." Natsuki mumbled.
"I never said it wasn't important," Shizuru retracted her head from the cozy neck, "do you love a life of crime?"
"Yeah."
"Ara, so Natsuki gets a kick out of stealing from hard-working, honest people."
"Meh. Yeah, it's fun. The best part is blackmailing."
Shizuru sighed.
"Oi," Natsuki pouted, "I don't think you should judge me."
"I'm not."
Natsuki ignored Shizuru and continued, "I'm not the one who got picked out of like, a gazillion people to be Miss Perfect Super-Duper-Crime-Fighting-Goody-two-shoes in a cute skirt with nice hair and a really nice-"
"I've never been perfect at anything." Shizuru stopped her.
Natsuki sighed, "I never even wanted to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate."
"Pirates are criminals." Shizuru rolled her eyes.
"Oh... then I guess I have my dream job, hehehe."
Shizuru sighed and moved her head to Natsuki shoulder.
"I wanted to go to art school."
"You are pretty kick ass at art."
"Language."
"Fuck, sorry. Um, I mean 'oops, excuse me.'"
Shizuru smiled fondly, "Hai, art school in Barcelona."
"You should go, just do it." Natsuki said with a shrug.
"Maybe," Shizuru said, "after I make the world safe from people like you."
Natsuki pouted and Shizuru giggled.
"I don't know what the test saw in me," she continued, "everyone thinks I'm going to be the perfect spy, but me."
Natsuki hugged Shizuru closer, and placed a little kiss on her hair.
"Ara, I must be proving everyone at academy wrong since I'm here with you."
Natsuki snapped her head back, "is that what you're doing with me? Trying to..."
"No," Shizuru cut her off, kissing Natsuki's lips, "I'm with Natsuki because I feel more like me with her, than I do with me."
Natsuki blushed and nodded cutely, kissing Shizuru on the lips for a minute.
"Look," Natsuki said after the kiss was broken, "how about we just forget it."
"Forget it?"
Natsuki nodded, wrapping an arm around Shizuru's waist as Shizuru played with her hair, "let's say we're in Barcelona where you study art or whatever while I'm a pirate, and you're no DEB and I'm no criminal. We're just us."
"Pirates are criminals."
"I'm a pretend pirate, how about that."
"..."
"What? What did I say?"
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"Well," Reito said with a frown, "Mai told me that it's getting extremely stressful for the Squadron's back at Fuuka, and that they do nothing but drink and party lately."
"That sounds more like celebrating than stress..." Natsuki said while pressing her thumbs harshly on the game controller.
Shizuru was painting her toe nails dark purple and looked up at Reito, "Did Mai mention anything about Chie and Aoi? Chie was so sad; I hope they got back together."
Reito's jaw dropped.
He just told them something very crucial, and all Shizuru wanted to know was gossip while his boss ignored him to play shooting games?
"Mother Fuc-" Natsuki started to say, but a quick realisation that Shizuru was next to her made the swear die in her throat.
Reito sighed, collapsing onto the couch. If you can't beat them, join them.
"Yeah, she said Chie bought her a rose and candy or something and so Aoi took her back."
"Roses are so overrated," Shizuru said painting her other foot now.
"But I bought you roses," Natsuki said from her spot.
"But Natsuki bought me purple roses," Shizuru explained, "that's different."
"Oh," Natsuki just turned back to her game.
Reito stared dumbly.
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"Do you have to go?" Natsuki watched Shizuru pack her stuff into a duffel bag.
"Yes Natsuki," Shizuru said a tad sadly, "if I don't go back this will get out of hand."
If Shizuru didn't go back, Natsuki's criminal status would be considered a huge threat and authorities might take ruthless action. Not to mention she didn't want her friends worrying too much.
Natsuki pouted and crossed her arms, sitting on the edge of the bed.
"I don't want you to go," she almost whined.
"Well," Shizuru sat next to her and put a hand on the older girl's arm gently, "we can get together again, you jut have to contact me."
"Promise?"
Shizuru giggled, "promise. I'll miss you."
Natsuki grinned with a blush on her cheeks as she tackled Shizuru into the sheets playfully.
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"Okay," Nao clicked her gun in place and pointed to a large map spread on the table, "Miss Maria called a recon for the following points. Chie, Mai and I will go in for point A, the most likely sect for the position. Squadron B of Anh, Aoi, Tomoe, and the girl whose name I forget - go in for point B. And Squadron C and D stay on back call."
They were gathered in Squadron A's house to start the rescue mission to save Shizuru.
"Hey, how come we don't get our names said out loud?" Squadron C's leader asked with a frown.
"Ok," Nao said, "Um... Mapiro..."
"MASHIRO!" the leader said with an arm flail.
"right, and egg-pee..."
"E-Erstin," the blonde affirmed with a shy nod.
"Girl who trips all the time..."
"Arika!" The girl said with a bright smile.
"And Nina," Nao said to the only silent one who nodded her head.
"What about us?" Squad D spoke out.
"Eh," Nao shrugged, "no one cares."
The door was opened with the house code and Shizuru walked in, taking her shoes off.
"Ara, party without me?"
"We were just planning our rescue mission to get back Shizuru. Wait, SHIZURU!" Nao jumped up and stared dumbly at the perfect score who was taking off her purple coat now and smiling at them.
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Shizuru was glad the national threats on Natsuki were revoked. Now her secret girlfriend was back to being the second priority of government agencies instead of the first.
The first was the reason she was suited up for a mission, there was some new psycho who stole the largest gold statue in Fuuka.
Of course, Squad A had to get it back.
But that was on the back of Shizuru's mind, she could only think about Natsuki and how much she missed her.
The cuddling, the sex, the talking, the sex, the laughing, the sex, the everything. The sex...
She was in love, and it was a great feeling.
She did not appreciate the many questions the academy put her through when she came back, though.
Miss Maria was convinced she had been brain-washed and called for seven full body examinations.
Shizuru stuck to her story 'that Natsuki Kuga simply desired to play with the academy by taking her because she wanted to frighten them.'
And this was easily believed.
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Tap. Tap. Tap.
Shizuru opened her window and tried not to squeal at the sight of Natsuki with a purple rose and a blush outside.
Natsuki jumped into her room and kissed her instantly.
"I... missed... you... so...mmmm... much." Natsuki said between kisses.
Shizuru was pushed back towards her bed and fell on the purple sheets with Natsuki on top of her.
"What if someone comes in?" Shizuru asked quietly as Natsuki trailed the rose across her jaw line.
"Your whole squad is playing DDR downstairs."
"Oh," Shizuru sighed when Natsuki nuzzled their noses together, "yeah. It's because we have a long weekend."
Natsuki was kissing her neck now, "you're not joining them?"
Shizuru let out a soft moan and started to unzip Natsuki's leather jacket.
"No, I was too tired..."
They were kissing frantically again, and Natsuki started to unbutton Shizuru's purple pyjama top.
"Oh god, I love you," Natsuki breathed out after they broke off and Shizuru rolled them over.
Shizuru's eyes clouded with lust, she had been deprived of Natsuki-sex for two days and three hours, and she was far from tired now.
Natsuki watched with a blush as Shizuru straddled her waist and removed her top.
Natsuki decided that Shizuru sleeping without a bra was the best thing ever at that moment.
She reached her hands up to take hold of the most valuable treasure in the world and –
Thump. Thump. Thump.
Shit.
Shizuru's eyes widened and she leapt off the bed, grabbing her top and hastily putting it back on as Natsuki rolled off the bed and under it.
Shizuru jumped under the covers, put on her purple sleeping mask and grabbed her purple teddy bear.
The door was opened.
"Shizuru, I'm borrowing your hair-straightener."
Shizuru pretended to be asleep.
"She's sleeping you idiot," Mai's voice countered Nao's.
Nao crossed her arms, "yeah, but then she can't get mad at me for taking it cause I told her I was."
"But how would she know you took it if she's sleeping?"
"Whatever."
"You know," Mai's voice carried after the door was closed, "she really loves that purple hair-straightener."
"Yeah, but her hair is always wavy, so it's not like she uses the damn thing!" Nao's bedroom door was heard closing, as well as Mai's.
"OHHHH!" A moan was heard.
"HALLARD! NO FUCKING AFTER CURFEW!" Nao's voice yelled.
"LANGUAGE!" Mai yelled back.
Shizuru flipped up her mask and also frowned at the language.
"YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ TOMOE'S GONE OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND!" Chie yelled back.
"SHUTUP!"
"Are they always like that?" Natsuki came out from under her purple bed and asked with a small blush.
"Yes," Shizuru smiled fondly, "always."
Natsuki twiddled her thumbs, "So..."
"So..." Shizuru encouraged her.
"So why do you have so many purple tea-cups under your bed?"
Shizuru smiled, "I collect them."
"Oh..."
The sexual tension was still in the air.
"OHH CHIE!" Aoi's voice screamed again.
There was no response so Shizuru smiled at Natsuki, "Nao-chin's out cold if she didn't respond and Mai is sending dirty e-mails to Reito-han."
Natsuki smiled back, "so we can..."
They were kissing again, and this time Natsuki pulled Shizuru down with her to the floor.
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"Okay," Nao said clicking the safety off her gun, "the freak is going down."
"Oh my god," Tomoe said with a squeal, "like totally! What if we get to glimpse her?"
"I will go to like, heaven, like... yeah!" Aoi giddily jumped.
Chie grumbled and Nao growled.
Mai elbowed Shizuru's side who was blushing slightly.
"Nao-chin, she isn't a freak."
Nao grumbled, along with Chie. They were both jealous that their respective girls had the hots for The Natsuki Kuga.
"But she's smoking," the girl whose name no one remembered spoke out through her cigarette.
Shizuru felt her blood boil slightly at these girls. Natsuki was taken, and no one had the right to ogle her smoking-hotness except for Shizuru.
Shizuru was slightly cranky, because she hadn't seen Natsuki for five days and could only contact her through late night phone calls or e-mails.
Anh sent Shizuru a cocky smile to which Shizuru ignored per usual as the two top Squadrons infiltrated the government building the Diamond thief had taken hostage in demand for a couple billion.
Shizuru was excited to see her secret girlfriend, as Natsuki had revealed they would get to meet soon on the phone, this was what she meant.
"Split up, there are exactly eight major entrances to the area so we all take positions. I'll go north with my Squad, Anh go in south with yours and keep in communication range – two miles."
They all nodded and split up, following their respective leaders.
Once at the north entrance, Nao nodded at them and signalled a 'delta-4' formation.
Shizuru took the left with Mai and then they split up left to right.
It wasn't even three steps when she was alone that she felt hands grab her and pull her into a closet.
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"How much time do we have?" Natsuki's voice came out in a hushed whisper as she trailed Shizuru's neck with her jaw line.
"Twenty minutes, maximum," Shizuru said back stifling a moan.
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"Damn bitch got away again!" Nao yelled once they were back in their Squad house. "Is she just toying with us?"
Shizuru was giddy and still glowing from her closet experience, not really paying attention to Nao's ramblings.
"I made brownies!" Mai chirped and entered with a tray.
They all grabbed one, even Shizuru, and sighed in content at the chocolaty goodness inside.
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Natsuki was not entirely pleased.
She wanted more, she wanted Shizuru with her more.
These short trysts after days without seeing her love could only be bared for so long.
There was only one way to get it, she decided.