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Chapter 12- Interrogation AKA: I've Never

I groaned. "Alice, no. This always turns into a let's see what Bella hasn't done in life session."

"Oh, come on, please Bella?" It won't be that way promise, we will only do only two rounds and each person gets a "I've Never" question each round, ok?" "I shouldn't have to say this but I will, no lying, total honesty here tonight guys ok, because us girls know each other, you boys know each other and our little Bella is the glue that binds us so she knows all of our dirty little secrets."

With a resounding round of pleases from the room I caved. "FINE."

Alice: I've never kissed a boy.

-Rose, Alice & I all drank (ok these are ok, I can do this)

Jasper: I've never kissed a girl (Shit, never mind we are just doing this aren't we)

Jasper, Emmett & Edward all took a drink, and then slowly Rose, Alice and I all took a sip.

===crickets===

Rose piped up. "Hey we were teaching lessons with that. It was for research purposes"

Emmett leaned forward on the couch, his sapphire blue eyes gleaming. "Explain said research please."

I looked at Rose. "Hey go ahead and take the lead on this one."

Rose sat up and stared to explain.

"You see Bella here well we all know she got married young, didn't date anyone other than Asshat and ended up marrying the dick weasel. She didn't go out and do social stuff so when we all first met at work and hit it off we decided that we were going to slowly try to get her out of the shell she had thrown herself into. "

Alice took over.

"Well we couldn't really take her out places that often because Mike was such an ass if he was to hear that she might actually be having fun without waiting on him hand and foot he wouldn't be too nice about it." So for his job he had to go out of town, two weeks at a time, thank god." One weekend we stole Bella and took her to a club in Seattle, that I where I lived before I moved here so I know the town and most of the bouncers at the clubs, anyways we were all in the hotel room on night and we decided to see if Bella really knew the moves for a club scene so we started dancing- girl might be clumsy sometimes but she knows how to freak."

I blushed

Emmett's eyes got wider.."Can we get to the kissing please." He said.

I took over. So anyways we were dancing and drinking and ended up going to the club and having a ball. I didn't even want to think about the opposite sex that weekend and the girls swore a "No boys" weekend also." It was too much fun, I couldn't believe that I had never done anything like that before." So like I said we had a blast, had some drinks and some freakin dancing. We had a group of guys that wouldn't leave us alone; they just didn't take the hint. So Rose decided to have a little fun with them.

We requested a pretty raunchy song, I don't remember what it was but it had a good beat. We went back out on the dance floor I had Alice in front of me and Rose behind me and we were having a blast, the guys were circling, so Rose leaned over and told me it was time. I took my right arm and hooked it around Roses neck and my left hand to turn Alice's face back towards us with me in the middle while they kissed each other and grinded me from both side. " You should have seen the looks on those guys faces, I don't know if they were more scared or turned on, but needless to say they left us alone for the rest of the night. We danced our butts off for a few more hours and then decided to call it a night."

"On the ride back to the hotel in the cab we started talking about lips, and how woman's lips are much softer than men's and how it seems a woman will take things slow and easy and sensually in compared to most men who want it wham bam done."

As I looked around the room I saw three very attentive men waiting for the rest of the story. I giggled.

Alice picked back up the story.

"So when we made it back to the hotel we were talking about kissing you know those toe curling kisses that only come along ever once in a while. Well Bella had yet to experience one. We drank a little more and Rose decided we should have a contest to see if either of us could make Bella's toes curl and in doing so we could make the best kisser she could be, I mean Rose and I have known each other since we were four and we had our first experiment with kissing each other when we were Eleven.

We heard an audible hitch in breath from Emmett and Jasper.

I took over again. So Alice went first, she was very loving and caring and attentive. After our kiss you pulled back and asked me how it was. I told her knocked my socks off but no toe curling. Rose then stepped up and had her go..and well you know Em she's a firecracker..i laughed. Once she was done she asked me how it was, once again, no toe curling but serious socks knocked off too.

Emmett was bouncing like a kid on Christmas morning. "So all of you have kissed each other…that's so fucking hot." We all laughed and I saw Edward smirk out of the corner of my eye.

"Ok horndogs lets get back to the game, we are sobering up too much." Rose said.

Jasper: I've never ran naked across a football field after a game.

-Rose and Emmett both drank..should have known, pervs

Emmet: I've never kissed Bella.

-Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie and Alice all held up there glasses, Rose & Ali toasted and then they all took a drink.

"ok, ok I get it has everyone kissed me now?" I said blushing (Damn I need more alcohole if I'm going to make it through the rest of the game.)

"Nope, Edward hasn't ever had you lips on him." Em said.

"Oh don't make it sound like that Emmett." Edward chortled. All you ever got from Bella was pecks."

"Yeah, but they were on the lips." Emmett said wiggling his eyebrows.

"Ok, enough of my less than stellar kissing history, back to the game." I grumbled ( I really did need more alcohol)

Edward: I never threw a hissy fit because I couldn't find my underwear with my favorite cartoon characters on them.

-Alice, Rose, Emmett, Jasper and I all drank.

"What?" I said, I loved my Thundercats what can I say." Followed by Emmett loving his Voltron, Jasper Loving his GI Joes, Rose and her Transformers followed by Alice who couldn't narrow it down between her Smurfs, Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite or Snoks. And that was only a few she could name. (A/N: Just for you daisy5115)

We all laughed, I smiled, started getting emotional and raised my glass

Bella: I've never felt so blessed to have a group of friends like you all.

-We all raised our glasses and drank.

==Round 2==

Rose: I've never had sex.

-We all drank

"Good well at least we are all on a level playing field." Alice said.

Alice: Never had great sex with multiple orgasms.

- Rose, Alice, Jasper and Emmett all drank.

(Interesting I knew I wouldn't drink, but Edward? He's a fucking god how could he have not found a woman that wanted to please him multiple times?)

Ahh I see they way that little pixie is going to play…fine- I thought to myself.

Bella: I've never gone to the mall by myself for two hours and windowed shopped and walked out of there with nothing more than a purchase of a pretzel and a soda.

-I took a sip. And then glared at Alice & Rose.

"Isabella Marie SWANNNN." You better be freaking joking, you fight me tooth an nail when I want to take you shopping..you end up at a mall for two hours by yourself…BY YOURSELF???... and you didn't call Rose or I?...

By this time the pixie was fuming. It took her a few minutes of deep breathing, then she opened her eyes, walked over to Jasper snuggled in his lap and whispered something in his ear.

Jasper: Umm..I've never went to the spa and received the full treatment with special attention to the hardwood floors."

-Alice, Rose & I took sips

And that's when I knew I'd been thrown under the bus. "Jasper Whitlock! You did not just ask another question for Alice??"

He smiled. "You know I can't tell my little darlin' no."

Excuse me but I think I need to know more about this. What is the full treatment? Emmett asked.

Rose proceeded to tell the guys about all the buffing and polishing and massaging and waxing that went on..amazing how all ears perked up when the waxing word came up.

Emmett looked around the room at us again. "And what is the special attention to the hardwood floors?"

By now I was tomato red heading full force into eggplant purple.

"Emmett you big ofe, I know that you have asked girls if the carpet matches the curtains before." Rose said.

"Yeah, so what."

"So what if there is not carpet."

3, 2, 1

"oh my GOD!" All three men said at once.

Rose looked proud, Alice looked bouncy and I was All sorts of shades of purple by now.

Edward: I've never felt the way I do about the beautiful woman setting in front of me, she is loving, caring, understanding, intelligent, who is gorgeous inside and out and is all I could ever ask for.

-Edward drank

"And has a rockin sexy body" Emmett added and drank.

"And holds to the key to my heart." Jasper drank.

All three men looked at each other and toasted and took a drink again.

Ok I was now thinking for the whole of the female collective when I made my never, I knew that I wasn't sure how fast I would end up taking things with Edward but I did know that I needed some alone time with him and my I never could accomplish it.

Bella: I've never crissened ( Yeah I know that's not how you spell it, but it's 2:55am I'm lazy) my bedroom with the man of my dreams, who is kind, caring, loving, understanding, intelligent, dashing and all around yummy goodness.

-No one drank…but if you gave them all an hour they could toast to that.

A/N: Thank you guys sooo much for reading this story, I'm having a good time with it, I just want to let you know for all of those waiting for mike to get his…owe It's coming up very soon. Thanks again and if you like it please review.