A.N: Today is a snow day so I might get 2 or 3 chapters up! Hope you LOVE IT!

Chapter 5

"Perfect." I said evilly as I looked in the mirror.

"I don't think it is enough blue." Edward mocked. I shot him a glare. "Sorry, you really look like the grudge it id so creepy!" I cocked my head and widened my eyes while making that weird noise in the back of my throat.

"Good." I continued making that noise in the back of my throat.

"Stop! That is so creepy! My girlfriend is the grudge! Oh no!" he said dramatically.

I punched him in the arm. "Let's go." With that we made our way quietly to the lounge.

On the couch was a sleeping Emmett. Haha!

I got right in his face and started to make that noise again.

Emmett rubbed his eyes and looked up.

"AHHH! WHAT THE HE-"I grabbed his arm and flipped him over. "DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!"

"I'll think about it." I whispered in his ear.

"BELLA? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" he screamed. "I HAVE TO CHANGE MY PANTS NOW!" Edward and I started laughing until their were tears in my eyes.

"You wet your pants?" he nodded. "Go change!"

Rose, Rob, Nick, and Alice came in behind Jasper holding lamps. I laughed.

"What happe-" Alice stopped short and looked at me before she screamed.

"Alice it is me!"

"Oh, don't scare me like that! What happened Emmett?"

"Oh," I began, "I scared him a little and he wet his pants."

Everyone laughed until Emmett came out wearing new pants which made us laugh harder.

"Yeah laugh now! Wait until I get you back!" he yelled pointing at me.

"Oh I can't wait!" I said before Edward and I went back to our room.

I took a quick shower and changed into my purple pajamas since I got stuff on my blue pajamas. When I walked out Edward whistled and embraced me in his arms.

He picked me up bridal style and placed me on the bed before he got on the other side and wrapped his arms around me.

"Goodnight. I love you." He whispered pulling me closer to him.

"I love you too." I whispered before he kissed my head and I fell into a peaceful sleep.

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"Good morning beautiful. Today is the big day." My eyes flew open to a smiling Edward underneath me.

"Good morning." I said yawning and rolling off of him.

He continued staring at me and smiling. "What?" I asked cautiously. Did my breath smell bad? Was my hair a mess?

"Nothing, I just forgot how you talk in your sleep." He answered shrugging and smiling.

"Oh no! What did I say?" I asked horrified.

"Oh, you said you love me…" he hesitated. "And a few other things."

"What other things?" He sighed in defeat.

"Well, you think Gerard Butler is hot but not as hot as me – that was your exact words -, Emmett is a complete idiot- I agree -, you sand 'All I asked Of You' three times and replaced the names with Edward, and you need to schedule an appointment with Mickey Mouse about the avocados." He tried to hold in his laughter but I started laughing so he joined.

"Avocados?" I asked between laughs. He just nodded.

I fell off the bed laughing. "Ow." I groaned still laughing.

Edward came around to help me and added. "I checked with Mickey Mouse 30 minutes ago. He doesn't have an appointment open until next January."

"Darn It!" I mumbled. "How will I go on without avocados?" I asked in mock horror.

"BREAKFAST!" Emmett yelled.

We walked to the lounge hand-in-hand.

"Hey Alice?" I asked as we approached, she looked up at me. "Did we get any avocados?" She nodded confused.

Edward and I bursted into laughter.

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