Woot! Chapter 2!! Thanks for all the reviews! You guys rock!
Disclaimer: Me: *sleeping on keyboard* Cell: Jessica? *shakes me* Me:.. Cell: Wake up! Me: Too tired from running 2 miles in gym…you say the disclaimer. Cell: Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
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Everyone was sitting and talking.
"Do you think Ms. Applebee will still teach us?"
"I don't know. She was talking to a plastic knife."
The door opened and all heads turned in that direction. Ms. Applebee walked in.
"Hello everyone. I know we got off to a bad start so I made you guys some cookies."
"COOKIES!"
Goku jumped up and down. Ms. Applebee smiled.
"Ok I'll take attendance and then we can have some cookies."
Goku was drooling on his desk.
"Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here."
"Ve…umm…Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"18?"
"18 and 17 aren't here and won't be here ever again."
Ms. Applebee looked at Cell and remembered what happened yesterday.
"Oh yes, that's right. Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here."
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"And Krillin?"
"Here."
"Good. Everyone can take some cookies now."
"Yes!"
Goku jumped out of his seat and ran over to the cookies.
"Um Goku, leave some for everyone else."
"Oh…ok…"
Ms. Applebee noticed Piccolo was still sitting.
"Piccolo don't you like cookies?"
"I only drink water."
"Oh."
'This kid is weird.'
"Hey Kakarotto, let's have an eating contest. I bet I can eat all these before you."
"No way!"
"I bet I can eat these faster than all of you because I'm perfect."
"Being perfect has nothing to do with eating the fastest."
"On the count of 3, we'll all start. 1…2…3…"
Ms. Applebee just stared and the girls laughed as the boys wolfed down their cookies.
"I won!"
"No Kakarotto, I think Dodoria won."
"No way I won because I'm perfect!"
"SHUT UP ABOUT BEING PERFECT!"
"Make me! I beat the crap out of you yesterday!"
"Grr…"
Ms. Applebee noticed everyone fighting.
"Ok! Let's break it up!"
Everyone went back to their seats.
"Ok. Can anyone tell me the alphabet?"
Everyone raised their hands.
"Hmm…Cell, why don't you tell us the alphabet."
"Ok. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
"Wonderful! That was perfect."
"Of course it was, I am perfect."
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"I can say it faster and better!"
"Ok Prince Vegeta. Why don't you say it?"
"Fine. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! Haha I said it faster and way better than you!"
"No you didn't!"
"You both said it perfectly."
Cell and Vegeta glared at each other.
"Ok. Goku why don't you say it now?"
"Ok. A…umm…B…C D E F G H…I J K L M N O P…Q…R S T U V W X Y…Z?"
"Good job."
"What are you talking about! He said umm and he paused after some letters! I can do way better than that! No monkey is going to say the alphabet better than me!"
"Ok Frieza, you say it now."
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ. Ha!"
"You missed the letter R, but it was still good."
"What! I did no such thing!"
"Zarbon, would you like to say it?"
"Sure. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Wonderful!"
"It was good, but Frieza's was way better."
Frieza smiled at Dodoria. Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch just looked at each other.
"These guys are so weird. Who cares who said it the best?"
"Yeah it was so obvious that Goku said it the best."
Bulma and Lunch shook their heads.
"I feel bad for Piccolo, he's so quiet."
"Yeah, maybe we should play with him during play time."
"Me and Chi Chi played with him yesterday, he didn't like it too much."
"Oh, well we should still try."
"Ok class! I'm going to hand out paper and you can draw whatever you want. Then when everyone's finished, you can come to the front of the class and tell us about your drawing."
Ms. Applebee handed out the paper and sat down at her desk. She opened a drawer and took out some Tylenol.
'These kids give me such a headache. I don't think I'll make it the rest of the day.'
A couple of minutes later, everyone finished.
"Ok. Cell why don't go first?"
"Ok."
Cell walked up to the front of the classroom. He held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me blowing up planet Earth."
'Not this again.'
Ms. Applebee rubbed her temples.
"Um that's great Cell. Bulma, your next."
"Kay."
Bulma walked to the front of the room and held up her picture.
"This is a blueprint of an invention I made."
'Wow…'
"Nice job Bulma. Chi Chi?"
Chi Chi walked to the front of the classroom.
"This is a picture of my wedding day. This is me and this is Goku."
"Good job. Goku it's your turn."
"Ok."
Goku held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me eating lots of food!"
"Good. Prince Vegeta?"
Vegeta walked over and held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me killing Kakarotto AKA Goku."
Ms. Applebee took out more Tylenol.
"Uh nice. Your turn Piccolo."
Piccolo got up and walked to the front of the classroom.
"This is a picture of me meditating."
"Good…Frieza?"
"This is a picture of me on my thrown."
"Um ok. Zarbon?"
"This is a picture of me fighting."
"Nice…Dodoria?"
"This is a picture of me serving Lord Frieza."
"Krillin?"
"This is a picture of me when I'm older."
"Good. Lunch?"
"This is a picture of me cooking stuff."
"Ok. It's snack time."
"YEA!"
Goku ran over to his cubby and took out a capsule. He pressed the button and threw it down. 5 tables covered with food came out. Vegeta had the same. Piccolo took out a bottle of water. Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria took out Twinkies. Krillin took out some oatmeal cookies. Cell, Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch took out brownies. Ms. Applebee took out a cup of fruit. She watched as Vegeta and Goku ate everything.
'Great I have kids with bottomless stomachs.'
She got a spork (A/N: Sporks rule the universe!) and began to eat. Soon everyone finished eating.
"When you're done, you can go play."
Chi Chi, Bulma and Lunch walked over to Piccolo.
"Do you want to play with us? We won't make you marry anyone."
Piccolo shrugged and followed them.
***
Cell, Goku, Vegeta, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoira and Krillin we having a fighting contest.
"Ok, Kakarotto and I will fight in the first round. The winner fights Zarbon and so on."
"Ok."
"Let's go!"
Vegeta and Goku got into fighting stance. Cell rang a bell and they started fighting.
***
Piccolo was regretting his decision. Bulma and Chi Chi just finished with Piccolo's makeup and Lunch was finding an outfit.
"I wonder if there are any wigs."
Bulma and Chi Chi went over to Lunch to look for a wig. Piccolo tried to break free from the rope.
'Damn, I should have said no.'
***
Ms. Applebee watched in horror as half the classroom was blown up by Vegeta and Goku. She looked for more Tylenol, but there was none left.
"NO!!"
She took the spork she was using to eat with and repeatedly stabbed herself.
***
A blast went flying toward Piccolo. He stood up and the blast broke the ropes.
"I'M FREE!"
Piccolo ran over to the other side of the classroom.
"This looks good."
Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch walked back and saw the ropes on fire.
"Where'd he go?"
***
"Ha take that Kakarotto!"
Goku and Vegeta were fighting to the death. Ms. Applebee was still trying to break her skin with the spork.
"Crazy kids! Must die. Can't teach anymore. Never again will I step foot in a classroom. Kids are killing each other. They are blowing up the classroom. No…more…TLYENOL!"
The bell rang and Ms. Applebee ran out of the classroom. Everyone stopped what they were doing, got their stuff and left.
"You got lucky Kakarotto."
***
There goes Ms. Applebee. I wonder who their next teacher will be? Did you like it? Please review! Thanks!! *gives thumbs up*
Disclaimer: Me: *sleeping on keyboard* Cell: Jessica? *shakes me* Me:.. Cell: Wake up! Me: Too tired from running 2 miles in gym…you say the disclaimer. Cell: Jessica doesn't own DBZ.
***
Everyone was sitting and talking.
"Do you think Ms. Applebee will still teach us?"
"I don't know. She was talking to a plastic knife."
The door opened and all heads turned in that direction. Ms. Applebee walked in.
"Hello everyone. I know we got off to a bad start so I made you guys some cookies."
"COOKIES!"
Goku jumped up and down. Ms. Applebee smiled.
"Ok I'll take attendance and then we can have some cookies."
Goku was drooling on his desk.
"Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here."
"Ve…umm…Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"18?"
"18 and 17 aren't here and won't be here ever again."
Ms. Applebee looked at Cell and remembered what happened yesterday.
"Oh yes, that's right. Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here."
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"And Krillin?"
"Here."
"Good. Everyone can take some cookies now."
"Yes!"
Goku jumped out of his seat and ran over to the cookies.
"Um Goku, leave some for everyone else."
"Oh…ok…"
Ms. Applebee noticed Piccolo was still sitting.
"Piccolo don't you like cookies?"
"I only drink water."
"Oh."
'This kid is weird.'
"Hey Kakarotto, let's have an eating contest. I bet I can eat all these before you."
"No way!"
"I bet I can eat these faster than all of you because I'm perfect."
"Being perfect has nothing to do with eating the fastest."
"On the count of 3, we'll all start. 1…2…3…"
Ms. Applebee just stared and the girls laughed as the boys wolfed down their cookies.
"I won!"
"No Kakarotto, I think Dodoria won."
"No way I won because I'm perfect!"
"SHUT UP ABOUT BEING PERFECT!"
"Make me! I beat the crap out of you yesterday!"
"Grr…"
Ms. Applebee noticed everyone fighting.
"Ok! Let's break it up!"
Everyone went back to their seats.
"Ok. Can anyone tell me the alphabet?"
Everyone raised their hands.
"Hmm…Cell, why don't you tell us the alphabet."
"Ok. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
"Wonderful! That was perfect."
"Of course it was, I am perfect."
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"I can say it faster and better!"
"Ok Prince Vegeta. Why don't you say it?"
"Fine. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! Haha I said it faster and way better than you!"
"No you didn't!"
"You both said it perfectly."
Cell and Vegeta glared at each other.
"Ok. Goku why don't you say it now?"
"Ok. A…umm…B…C D E F G H…I J K L M N O P…Q…R S T U V W X Y…Z?"
"Good job."
"What are you talking about! He said umm and he paused after some letters! I can do way better than that! No monkey is going to say the alphabet better than me!"
"Ok Frieza, you say it now."
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ. Ha!"
"You missed the letter R, but it was still good."
"What! I did no such thing!"
"Zarbon, would you like to say it?"
"Sure. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Wonderful!"
"It was good, but Frieza's was way better."
Frieza smiled at Dodoria. Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch just looked at each other.
"These guys are so weird. Who cares who said it the best?"
"Yeah it was so obvious that Goku said it the best."
Bulma and Lunch shook their heads.
"I feel bad for Piccolo, he's so quiet."
"Yeah, maybe we should play with him during play time."
"Me and Chi Chi played with him yesterday, he didn't like it too much."
"Oh, well we should still try."
"Ok class! I'm going to hand out paper and you can draw whatever you want. Then when everyone's finished, you can come to the front of the class and tell us about your drawing."
Ms. Applebee handed out the paper and sat down at her desk. She opened a drawer and took out some Tylenol.
'These kids give me such a headache. I don't think I'll make it the rest of the day.'
A couple of minutes later, everyone finished.
"Ok. Cell why don't go first?"
"Ok."
Cell walked up to the front of the classroom. He held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me blowing up planet Earth."
'Not this again.'
Ms. Applebee rubbed her temples.
"Um that's great Cell. Bulma, your next."
"Kay."
Bulma walked to the front of the room and held up her picture.
"This is a blueprint of an invention I made."
'Wow…'
"Nice job Bulma. Chi Chi?"
Chi Chi walked to the front of the classroom.
"This is a picture of my wedding day. This is me and this is Goku."
"Good job. Goku it's your turn."
"Ok."
Goku held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me eating lots of food!"
"Good. Prince Vegeta?"
Vegeta walked over and held up his picture.
"This is a picture of me killing Kakarotto AKA Goku."
Ms. Applebee took out more Tylenol.
"Uh nice. Your turn Piccolo."
Piccolo got up and walked to the front of the classroom.
"This is a picture of me meditating."
"Good…Frieza?"
"This is a picture of me on my thrown."
"Um ok. Zarbon?"
"This is a picture of me fighting."
"Nice…Dodoria?"
"This is a picture of me serving Lord Frieza."
"Krillin?"
"This is a picture of me when I'm older."
"Good. Lunch?"
"This is a picture of me cooking stuff."
"Ok. It's snack time."
"YEA!"
Goku ran over to his cubby and took out a capsule. He pressed the button and threw it down. 5 tables covered with food came out. Vegeta had the same. Piccolo took out a bottle of water. Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria took out Twinkies. Krillin took out some oatmeal cookies. Cell, Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch took out brownies. Ms. Applebee took out a cup of fruit. She watched as Vegeta and Goku ate everything.
'Great I have kids with bottomless stomachs.'
She got a spork (A/N: Sporks rule the universe!) and began to eat. Soon everyone finished eating.
"When you're done, you can go play."
Chi Chi, Bulma and Lunch walked over to Piccolo.
"Do you want to play with us? We won't make you marry anyone."
Piccolo shrugged and followed them.
***
Cell, Goku, Vegeta, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoira and Krillin we having a fighting contest.
"Ok, Kakarotto and I will fight in the first round. The winner fights Zarbon and so on."
"Ok."
"Let's go!"
Vegeta and Goku got into fighting stance. Cell rang a bell and they started fighting.
***
Piccolo was regretting his decision. Bulma and Chi Chi just finished with Piccolo's makeup and Lunch was finding an outfit.
"I wonder if there are any wigs."
Bulma and Chi Chi went over to Lunch to look for a wig. Piccolo tried to break free from the rope.
'Damn, I should have said no.'
***
Ms. Applebee watched in horror as half the classroom was blown up by Vegeta and Goku. She looked for more Tylenol, but there was none left.
"NO!!"
She took the spork she was using to eat with and repeatedly stabbed herself.
***
A blast went flying toward Piccolo. He stood up and the blast broke the ropes.
"I'M FREE!"
Piccolo ran over to the other side of the classroom.
"This looks good."
Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch walked back and saw the ropes on fire.
"Where'd he go?"
***
"Ha take that Kakarotto!"
Goku and Vegeta were fighting to the death. Ms. Applebee was still trying to break her skin with the spork.
"Crazy kids! Must die. Can't teach anymore. Never again will I step foot in a classroom. Kids are killing each other. They are blowing up the classroom. No…more…TLYENOL!"
The bell rang and Ms. Applebee ran out of the classroom. Everyone stopped what they were doing, got their stuff and left.
"You got lucky Kakarotto."
***
There goes Ms. Applebee. I wonder who their next teacher will be? Did you like it? Please review! Thanks!! *gives thumbs up*