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sorry! To make up for my lack of updates I'll make this action packed.
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Disclaimer: Me: Is this really necessary? Cell: Yes. Me: Why? Cell: Because you could get sued. Me: Oh…ok…I don't own DBZ.
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The class chattered while waiting for the new teacher to come in. Cell walked over to Frieza and Vegeta.
"I believe you 2 owe me some brownies."
Vegeta grumbled and handed Cell 2 brownies.
"Good. Frieza?"
Frieza sighed and gave Cell his 2 brownies. Cell smiled.
"Good! Shall we make another bet?"
"Sure why not."
"What are we betting?"
"Hmm…how about cookies."
"Ok."
Cell got a piece of paper.
"All right. I think this one will last…3 days. Frieza?"
"I give them 1 day."
"Ok…Vegeta?"
"2 days."
"Ok. The losers give the winner 3 chocolate chip cookies."
"Deal!"
They all shook on it.
***
Zarbon was twirling his hair. Dodoria walked over.
"Hi Zarbon."
"Eh hi."
"What's your problem?"
"Well…all these teachers have been boring. I didn't like either of them."
"Oh? I thought you weren't supposed to like teacher?"
Zarbon shrugged.
***
Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch were talking about who they liked.
"I think Zarbon is so cute!"
Bulma nodded her head.
"I think Goku is…no wait I know Goku is the cutest."
Bulma and Lunch looked at each other.
"I think that Prince Vegeta kid is cute."
Lunch blinked at Bulma.
"What?"
"Bulma you're kidding right?"
"No…"
"Bulma he'd rip your head off. Besides he's not good enough for you."
"I don't care. He's cute!"
***
A young woman walked in the door. She had long blonde hair and clear blue eyes. Zarbon's pupil now had hearts in them. Dodoria waved a hand in front of his face.
"Zarbon? Earth to Zarbon."
"She's so…so…beautiful…"
"Eh?"
The new teacher smiled at everyone.
"Hello! My name is Ms. Machnik." (A/N: She was my 6th grade teacher)
Zarbon just stared in awe. Everyone smiled at her.
"Aww you guys are so cute! I can't believe those other 2 teachers quit."
She walked over to her desk and picked up the attendance sheet.
"Ok. I'm going to take attendance now. Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here."
"Veg…erm…Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"Hmm…ok they're crossed off…Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"…here…"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Krillin?"
No one answered.
"Does anyone know where Krillin is?"
Goku raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Um…Krillin gave me this note to read when you called his name, but I can't read."
"Ok."
Ms. Machnik walked over to Goku. She picked up the note and read it.
"Dear whoever,
I am no longer coming to school because no one pays attention to me! The author always forgets I'm in this story!
Love Krillin." (A/N: Sorry Krillin! I always forget about him)
"Ok…well then shall we get started?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. Ok…your going to take a spelling test. Don't worry it's really easy. I know you'll do a good job because you're all smart kids. I need a volunteer to hand out the paper."
Zarbon jumped up.
"Oh! I will!"
Ms. Machnik smiled.
"Thank you Zarbon."
Zarbon blushed. He got up and passed out a sheet of paper to everyone.
"Does everyone have paper? Good! Now take out a pencil and let's begin. The first word is cat."
A couple minutes later…
"Ok. Who would like to collect the papers?"
Zarbon's hand shot up. Ms. Machnik smiled.
"Ok Zarbon."
He collected the papers and handed them to Ms. Machnik.
"Here."
"Thank you Zarbon. You're very helpful."
Zarbon smiled and returned to his seat.
"Zarbon what's wrong with you!"
"Huh? What do you mean Lord Frieza?"
"Don't tell me you've developed feelings for a human?"
"Well…uh…"
"Especially a teacher. She is our enemy!"
"Sorry Lord Frieza."
Ms. Machnik stood up.
"Ok while I check your papers, you guys can have your snacks."
"Yes!"
Goku ran over to his cubby and took out his capsule. Vegeta also got his. Everyone else took out cookies and Cell ate his 4 brownies. Ms. Machnik looked up to make sure everything was ok. She looked around and saw Goku and Vegeta eating the 5 tables.
'Is that normal?'
She picked up her pen and began to check the papers.
***
'I just can't stop staring at her. She's so pretty.'
"What do you think Zarbon?"
"Huh?"
"Were you listening to anything I was saying?"
"Um…no…"
"Ugh! What were you looking at! It wasn't Ms. Machnik…"
"No!"
"Ah ha so it was!"
"Yes…I mean no!"
"Zarbon! What's wrong with you?"
"I don't know."
***
Ms. Machnik finished with Cell's perfect paper. She picked up the next paper, which was Zarbon's.
'What the…'
I love Ms. Machnik was written all over Zarbon's paper.
'Freaky.'
She picked up her pen, but it slipped out of her hand. Zarbon saw this out of the corner of his eye. He dove and caught the pen.
"Here you go Ms. Machnik!"
"Uh thanks."
'This kid is really freaking me out!'
Finally she finished grading the papers. She handed them back. Frieza looked at his and screamed.
"What!"
"What's wrong Frieza?"
Ms. Machnik ran over to him.
"I got a 95!"
"Yes."
"I demand to know why!"
"You spelled cat with a k."
"I did no such thing! I want a 100 written on this paper or I'll kill you!"
Ms. Machnik was getting nervous.
"Uh…well…it wouldn't be fair to the other children."
"Gr…"
Frieza formed a ki blast in his hand. Zarbon's eyes widened.
"Lord Frieza no!"
He tackled Frieza.
"What the fuck are you doing!"
"You can't kill her!"
"Why not!"
"Because…because…I love her!"
The class gasped. Vegeta smirked.
"What! Love is a weakness!"
"I don't care! I won't let you!"
Zarbon tightened his grip on Frieza.
"Let me go you fool!"
They began rolling around on the floor. The rolling soon turned into fighting.
"Oh my."
All the boys ran over to get a closer look. The girls winced every time a punch connected. Ms. Machnik ran to her desk.
'Thank God those other 2 teachers warned me.'
She took out a bottle of Tylenol. Goku saw this and walked over to her.
"Can I have some."
"Huh?"
"It taste yummy and I'm hungry."
"You're not supposed to eat these."
"I ate a whole bottle yesterday."
"I'm sorry but I'll get in trouble if I let you have some."
Goku's eyes began to water. She took out a bottle of water and shoved 2 pills in her mouth.
"Gr…"
"Huh?"
"Give…me…the…TYLENOL!"
He tackled Ms. Machnik and began his assault. Zarbon threw Frieza off him and grabbed Goku.
"Stop!"
"NO! I WANT THE PILLS!"
"I'm not finished with you Zarbon!"
Frieza jumped in and a brawl started. Soon everyone was fighting even the girls. Vegeta and Cell broke away and began their own fight. Goku finally got a hold of the pill. However the bottle had broken during the fight and the pills spilt everywhere.
"NO! My precious pills! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Goku's screams broke the windows. Everyone stopped and looked at him.
"What's wrong with Kakarotto?"
Goku's hair turned gold.
"Fucking shit! Kakarotto became a super saiyan! No fair!"
"GET AWAY FROM THE PILLS!"
Everyone backed off.
"Are you ok? My poor pills!"
Goku jumped on the ground and started eating the pill off the floor. Cell just blinked.
"I think he's gone mad."
The bell rang and everyone ran out of the classroom. Goku finished eating the pills and left. Ms. Machnik moaned and tried to move.
"Ow…"
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Disclaimer: Me: Is this really necessary? Cell: Yes. Me: Why? Cell: Because you could get sued. Me: Oh…ok…I don't own DBZ.
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The class chattered while waiting for the new teacher to come in. Cell walked over to Frieza and Vegeta.
"I believe you 2 owe me some brownies."
Vegeta grumbled and handed Cell 2 brownies.
"Good. Frieza?"
Frieza sighed and gave Cell his 2 brownies. Cell smiled.
"Good! Shall we make another bet?"
"Sure why not."
"What are we betting?"
"Hmm…how about cookies."
"Ok."
Cell got a piece of paper.
"All right. I think this one will last…3 days. Frieza?"
"I give them 1 day."
"Ok…Vegeta?"
"2 days."
"Ok. The losers give the winner 3 chocolate chip cookies."
"Deal!"
They all shook on it.
***
Zarbon was twirling his hair. Dodoria walked over.
"Hi Zarbon."
"Eh hi."
"What's your problem?"
"Well…all these teachers have been boring. I didn't like either of them."
"Oh? I thought you weren't supposed to like teacher?"
Zarbon shrugged.
***
Bulma, Chi Chi and Lunch were talking about who they liked.
"I think Zarbon is so cute!"
Bulma nodded her head.
"I think Goku is…no wait I know Goku is the cutest."
Bulma and Lunch looked at each other.
"I think that Prince Vegeta kid is cute."
Lunch blinked at Bulma.
"What?"
"Bulma you're kidding right?"
"No…"
"Bulma he'd rip your head off. Besides he's not good enough for you."
"I don't care. He's cute!"
***
A young woman walked in the door. She had long blonde hair and clear blue eyes. Zarbon's pupil now had hearts in them. Dodoria waved a hand in front of his face.
"Zarbon? Earth to Zarbon."
"She's so…so…beautiful…"
"Eh?"
The new teacher smiled at everyone.
"Hello! My name is Ms. Machnik." (A/N: She was my 6th grade teacher)
Zarbon just stared in awe. Everyone smiled at her.
"Aww you guys are so cute! I can't believe those other 2 teachers quit."
She walked over to her desk and picked up the attendance sheet.
"Ok. I'm going to take attendance now. Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here!"
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here."
"Veg…erm…Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"Hmm…ok they're crossed off…Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"…here…"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Krillin?"
No one answered.
"Does anyone know where Krillin is?"
Goku raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Um…Krillin gave me this note to read when you called his name, but I can't read."
"Ok."
Ms. Machnik walked over to Goku. She picked up the note and read it.
"Dear whoever,
I am no longer coming to school because no one pays attention to me! The author always forgets I'm in this story!
Love Krillin." (A/N: Sorry Krillin! I always forget about him)
"Ok…well then shall we get started?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Good. Ok…your going to take a spelling test. Don't worry it's really easy. I know you'll do a good job because you're all smart kids. I need a volunteer to hand out the paper."
Zarbon jumped up.
"Oh! I will!"
Ms. Machnik smiled.
"Thank you Zarbon."
Zarbon blushed. He got up and passed out a sheet of paper to everyone.
"Does everyone have paper? Good! Now take out a pencil and let's begin. The first word is cat."
A couple minutes later…
"Ok. Who would like to collect the papers?"
Zarbon's hand shot up. Ms. Machnik smiled.
"Ok Zarbon."
He collected the papers and handed them to Ms. Machnik.
"Here."
"Thank you Zarbon. You're very helpful."
Zarbon smiled and returned to his seat.
"Zarbon what's wrong with you!"
"Huh? What do you mean Lord Frieza?"
"Don't tell me you've developed feelings for a human?"
"Well…uh…"
"Especially a teacher. She is our enemy!"
"Sorry Lord Frieza."
Ms. Machnik stood up.
"Ok while I check your papers, you guys can have your snacks."
"Yes!"
Goku ran over to his cubby and took out his capsule. Vegeta also got his. Everyone else took out cookies and Cell ate his 4 brownies. Ms. Machnik looked up to make sure everything was ok. She looked around and saw Goku and Vegeta eating the 5 tables.
'Is that normal?'
She picked up her pen and began to check the papers.
***
'I just can't stop staring at her. She's so pretty.'
"What do you think Zarbon?"
"Huh?"
"Were you listening to anything I was saying?"
"Um…no…"
"Ugh! What were you looking at! It wasn't Ms. Machnik…"
"No!"
"Ah ha so it was!"
"Yes…I mean no!"
"Zarbon! What's wrong with you?"
"I don't know."
***
Ms. Machnik finished with Cell's perfect paper. She picked up the next paper, which was Zarbon's.
'What the…'
I love Ms. Machnik was written all over Zarbon's paper.
'Freaky.'
She picked up her pen, but it slipped out of her hand. Zarbon saw this out of the corner of his eye. He dove and caught the pen.
"Here you go Ms. Machnik!"
"Uh thanks."
'This kid is really freaking me out!'
Finally she finished grading the papers. She handed them back. Frieza looked at his and screamed.
"What!"
"What's wrong Frieza?"
Ms. Machnik ran over to him.
"I got a 95!"
"Yes."
"I demand to know why!"
"You spelled cat with a k."
"I did no such thing! I want a 100 written on this paper or I'll kill you!"
Ms. Machnik was getting nervous.
"Uh…well…it wouldn't be fair to the other children."
"Gr…"
Frieza formed a ki blast in his hand. Zarbon's eyes widened.
"Lord Frieza no!"
He tackled Frieza.
"What the fuck are you doing!"
"You can't kill her!"
"Why not!"
"Because…because…I love her!"
The class gasped. Vegeta smirked.
"What! Love is a weakness!"
"I don't care! I won't let you!"
Zarbon tightened his grip on Frieza.
"Let me go you fool!"
They began rolling around on the floor. The rolling soon turned into fighting.
"Oh my."
All the boys ran over to get a closer look. The girls winced every time a punch connected. Ms. Machnik ran to her desk.
'Thank God those other 2 teachers warned me.'
She took out a bottle of Tylenol. Goku saw this and walked over to her.
"Can I have some."
"Huh?"
"It taste yummy and I'm hungry."
"You're not supposed to eat these."
"I ate a whole bottle yesterday."
"I'm sorry but I'll get in trouble if I let you have some."
Goku's eyes began to water. She took out a bottle of water and shoved 2 pills in her mouth.
"Gr…"
"Huh?"
"Give…me…the…TYLENOL!"
He tackled Ms. Machnik and began his assault. Zarbon threw Frieza off him and grabbed Goku.
"Stop!"
"NO! I WANT THE PILLS!"
"I'm not finished with you Zarbon!"
Frieza jumped in and a brawl started. Soon everyone was fighting even the girls. Vegeta and Cell broke away and began their own fight. Goku finally got a hold of the pill. However the bottle had broken during the fight and the pills spilt everywhere.
"NO! My precious pills! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Goku's screams broke the windows. Everyone stopped and looked at him.
"What's wrong with Kakarotto?"
Goku's hair turned gold.
"Fucking shit! Kakarotto became a super saiyan! No fair!"
"GET AWAY FROM THE PILLS!"
Everyone backed off.
"Are you ok? My poor pills!"
Goku jumped on the ground and started eating the pill off the floor. Cell just blinked.
"I think he's gone mad."
The bell rang and everyone ran out of the classroom. Goku finished eating the pills and left. Ms. Machnik moaned and tried to move.
"Ow…"
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