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Disclaimer: Me: *is busy listening to Korn and doesn't notice it's time to say the disclaimer* Cell: *waves hand in front of my face* Me: *lips the words to the song* Cell: hehehe…Jessica doesn't own DBZ or Tylenol.
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Goku walked into the classroom holding a bottle of Tylenol. Vegeta ran up to him.
"Hi Vegeta!"
"How did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Turn super saiyan you baka!"
"Super what?"
"Super Saiyan!"
"What's a saiyan?"
Vegeta fell over.
"What do you mean what's a saiyan! You're a saiyan! That's why you have a tail!"
"Oh…I don't remember."
"Gr…just wait til I'm a super saiyan Kakarotto!"
Vegeta walked over to Cell and Frieza.
"Bye Vegeta!"
Cell took out his paper.
"Looks like Frieza's out of the bet. It's just me and Vegeta."
"Damn!"
Vegeta smirked. Cell put the paper away.
"I'll be looking forward to my cookies."
"What make you think you're going to win Cell?"
"I don't think I'm going to win…I know I'm going to win."
"Well we'll just see about that."
***
Bulma was staring at Vegeta.
"So you really like him?"
"Uh huh…"
"Well maybe you should talk to him. Maybe we can get him to play with us."
"Maybe…"
"I don't think so Lunch. Vegeta's mean, not like Goku…Goku's so nice!"
Bulma slammed her fists on the desk.
"No one cares about Goku! He's only nice because he's so stupid he doesn't know what mean is!"
Chi Chi glared at Bulma.
"Goku is the best!"
"Vegeta!"
"GOKU!"
"VEGETA!"
"Vegeta is a spoiled brat!"
"Goku is a stupid Tylenol junkie!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Vegeta would never like you because you're ugly!"
"AM NOT! Take that back!"
"No! Make me!"
"I'll make you all right!"
Bulma jumped on Chi Chi and started pulling her hair. (A/N: *makes random cat noises*)
Piccolo looked over and saw them fighting.
"CAT FIGHT!"
All the boys ran over and watched.
"I wonder what they're fighting about."
Chi Chi slapped Bulma's face.
"BITCH!"
Bulma and Chi Chi started rolling around the classroom pulling each other's hair.
"Vegeta is the best!"
"GOKU!"
Ms. Machnik limped into the room. She saw Bulma and Chi Chi fighting.
"OK! Let's break it up!"
Bulma and Chi Chi got up off the floor and dusted themselves off. They both glared at each other and walked back to their seats. Everyone else returned to their seats. Ms. Machnik limped over to her desk. Zarbon wanted to cry.
'Her poor beautiful face. I'll get that Goku!'
"Ok. Because it kind of hurts to talk I'm just going to count heads to see if everyone's here."
'1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10…everyone's here.'
"Everyone's here. Ok…it's nap time!"
"WHAT!"
"It's nap time."
"Listen woman we're not little kids!"
"But your 5!"
"So what!"
"GO TO SLEEP OR NO SNACK TIME!"
Goku screamed.
"Everyone go to sleep! Please!"
Everyone sighed and put their heads down on the desks. Cell raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Uh androids don't sleep."
"Pretend to sleep."
"Uh…ok…"
'These kids are giving me a headache already.'
She opened her desk drawer.
'Shit! I forgot the Tylenol.'
Ms. Machnik looked around the room and spotted a bottle of Tylenol on Goku's desk.
'Ah ah! Oh fuck! It's that kid that beat me up yesterday.'
She tiptoed over to Goku's desk. Unfortunately she didn't know about saiyans and their good hearing. She was about to grab the bottle when something furry wrapped around her arm.
'Uh oh!'
"Ms. Machnik what were you doing?"
"Um nothing."
"How come you're looking at my Tylenol?"
"Listen kid…I just need 2 pills."
"No."
"Come on! Just 2 little pills."
"NO!"
"Do you want me to call your parents and tell them your being bad?"
"I don't have parents."
"Oh…give me the fucking Tylenol!"
"NO!"
Ms. Machnik grabbed it with her other hand and shoved 2 in her mouth.
"NO! Spit it out! Spit it out!"
"Hehe…"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku's hair turned gold again.
"Oh shit!"
Everyone was watching what was happening. Ms. Machnik spit the pills out and backed away.
"Heh…"
Goku glared at her. Zarbon kept his eye on Goku.
'He better not touch her!'
Ms. Machnik was afraid he'd attack her again.
'What would make him forget?'
"Snack time!"
"Yummy!"
Goku's hair turned back to normal and he ran to his cubby.
"FOOD!"
"…"
Everyone just stared at Goku. Piccolo scratched his head.
"Goku sure is strange."
***
Zarbon and Dodoria took out their Twinkies. (A/N: I don't own those either.)
"I sure am hungry!"
"Me too!"
Frieza smirked.
"Mmm…I'm still hungry."
Dodoria and Zarbon looked at each other and then their Twinkies. They both sighed.
"Here Lord Frieza."
"Oh thank you!"
'Heh…suckers!'
***
Vegeta finished his snack. He was now talking to Cell.
"Goku sure has been acting strange. Do you think he's addicted?"
"I think so…so you said you learned at new technique?"
Cell smiled.
"Yep."
Bulma walked over to Vegeta and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Yes?"
"Hi!"
"Uh hi?"
Bulma smiled at him. Vegeta looked at Bulma.
'She's pretty…what the fuck am I thinking!'
"What do you want?"
"I wanted to know if you wanted to play with me?"
"The saiyan prince doesn't play."
"Oh…"
Cell smirked.
'That girl must like Vegeta.'
Cell stood up.
"I'll leave you too alone."
Vegeta glared at Cell. Bulma smiled at him.
'He's cute too!'
"Erm…so uh…go away woman!"
"Why?"
"Because I don't like you!"
Bulma made a sad face.
'Oh great…'
"Uh I'm…s-sorry."
'Damnit!'
Bulma jumped in Vegeta's lap and hugged him.
"YAY!"
Vegeta started to blush.
"Get off me woman!"
"Why do you call me woman? I'm only 5 and my name's Bulma."
"I don't know…get off!"
"No! Hehe!"
"Gr…"
Everyone was looking at Vegeta and Bulma.
***
Ms. Machnik coughed and winced as pain shot through her body. Zarbon ran over to her.
"Are you ok?"
"Uh yeah I'm fine. You can go play now."
"No! I'm not leaving your side! I must protect you! Everyone's after you…you're the enemy."
"The enemy?"
"Uh huh! But don't worry I'm super strong and very good at fighting. I'll keep you safe!"
"…"
'Oh God please kill me now!'
***
Piccolo walked by Bulma and Vegeta.
"Is that your new girlfriend Vegeta?"
Vegeta blushed.
"NO!"
"Why are you blushing Vegeta?"
"Gr…shut up Namek! I'll make you pay as soon as she gets off me!"
"Hahahaha!"
Piccolo walked away.
"You're so cute Veggie!"
"Cute! Veggie! Do you have a death wish girl!"
"Hehe! You're so silly!"
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Hi Goku!"
"Hi!"
"What are you doing?"
"Petting my pills."
"Eh?"
Chi Chi watched as Goku stroked the Tylenol bottle.
***
Piccolo was meditating in a corner. Lunch walked over and sat in front of him. Piccolo opened his eyes.
"Uh hi."
"Hi!"
Lunch smiled at Piccolo.
"Your cute!"
"What?"
Piccolo was a little freaked out now.
"Uh you don't want to get to close to me."
"Why not?"
"I have um…cooties!"
"Silly!"
"Stay away…you don't want to catch them!"
Piccolo stood up and ran. Lunch followed after him.
***
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"I want a castle."
"Ok…"
"I want it now!"
"But where I am supposed to get one?"
"Build it out of blocks!"
"What!"
"Are you questioning me?"
"Uh no Lord Frieza!"
Dodoria ran off and started building a castle out of wooden blocks.
***
Ms. Machnik stared at Zarbon.
"Are you sure you don't want to play?"
"Yes! I must protect you!"
'What I wouldn't give for some Tylenol.'
She saw Lunch chasing Piccolo.
"Lunch?"
Lunch stopped.
"Huh?"
"Please leave Piccolo alone."
"Why?"
"I don't think he likes being chased."
"Oh ok…"
Lunch felt like she was going to sneeze. She wrinkled her nose.'
"Ah…ah…ah chou!"
Ms. Ma chnik blinked.
'How did she do that?'
Lunch took out a machine gun.
'She has a gun! Yes!'
"Shoot me!"
Zarbon saw Lunch with a gun.
'Oh no!'
"Ok!"
Lunch pulled the trigger.
'Yes! I'm gonna die!'
Zarbon screamed.
"NO!"
He jumped and caught the bullet.
"NO!"
Ms. Machnik screamed.
"But I wanted to die! AH!"
She screamed and ran out of the classroom.
"Ms. Machnik wait!"
Zarbon ran after her. The bell rang. Vegeta pushed Bulma off and walked to Frieza and Cell.
"Looks like I won!" (A/N: ^_^ Are you happy Seastorm?)
Everyone got their stuff and left.
***
Aw…looks like Vegeta won the bet! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Disclaimer: Me: *is busy listening to Korn and doesn't notice it's time to say the disclaimer* Cell: *waves hand in front of my face* Me: *lips the words to the song* Cell: hehehe…Jessica doesn't own DBZ or Tylenol.
***
Goku walked into the classroom holding a bottle of Tylenol. Vegeta ran up to him.
"Hi Vegeta!"
"How did you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Turn super saiyan you baka!"
"Super what?"
"Super Saiyan!"
"What's a saiyan?"
Vegeta fell over.
"What do you mean what's a saiyan! You're a saiyan! That's why you have a tail!"
"Oh…I don't remember."
"Gr…just wait til I'm a super saiyan Kakarotto!"
Vegeta walked over to Cell and Frieza.
"Bye Vegeta!"
Cell took out his paper.
"Looks like Frieza's out of the bet. It's just me and Vegeta."
"Damn!"
Vegeta smirked. Cell put the paper away.
"I'll be looking forward to my cookies."
"What make you think you're going to win Cell?"
"I don't think I'm going to win…I know I'm going to win."
"Well we'll just see about that."
***
Bulma was staring at Vegeta.
"So you really like him?"
"Uh huh…"
"Well maybe you should talk to him. Maybe we can get him to play with us."
"Maybe…"
"I don't think so Lunch. Vegeta's mean, not like Goku…Goku's so nice!"
Bulma slammed her fists on the desk.
"No one cares about Goku! He's only nice because he's so stupid he doesn't know what mean is!"
Chi Chi glared at Bulma.
"Goku is the best!"
"Vegeta!"
"GOKU!"
"VEGETA!"
"Vegeta is a spoiled brat!"
"Goku is a stupid Tylenol junkie!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Vegeta would never like you because you're ugly!"
"AM NOT! Take that back!"
"No! Make me!"
"I'll make you all right!"
Bulma jumped on Chi Chi and started pulling her hair. (A/N: *makes random cat noises*)
Piccolo looked over and saw them fighting.
"CAT FIGHT!"
All the boys ran over and watched.
"I wonder what they're fighting about."
Chi Chi slapped Bulma's face.
"BITCH!"
Bulma and Chi Chi started rolling around the classroom pulling each other's hair.
"Vegeta is the best!"
"GOKU!"
Ms. Machnik limped into the room. She saw Bulma and Chi Chi fighting.
"OK! Let's break it up!"
Bulma and Chi Chi got up off the floor and dusted themselves off. They both glared at each other and walked back to their seats. Everyone else returned to their seats. Ms. Machnik limped over to her desk. Zarbon wanted to cry.
'Her poor beautiful face. I'll get that Goku!'
"Ok. Because it kind of hurts to talk I'm just going to count heads to see if everyone's here."
'1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10…everyone's here.'
"Everyone's here. Ok…it's nap time!"
"WHAT!"
"It's nap time."
"Listen woman we're not little kids!"
"But your 5!"
"So what!"
"GO TO SLEEP OR NO SNACK TIME!"
Goku screamed.
"Everyone go to sleep! Please!"
Everyone sighed and put their heads down on the desks. Cell raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Uh androids don't sleep."
"Pretend to sleep."
"Uh…ok…"
'These kids are giving me a headache already.'
She opened her desk drawer.
'Shit! I forgot the Tylenol.'
Ms. Machnik looked around the room and spotted a bottle of Tylenol on Goku's desk.
'Ah ah! Oh fuck! It's that kid that beat me up yesterday.'
She tiptoed over to Goku's desk. Unfortunately she didn't know about saiyans and their good hearing. She was about to grab the bottle when something furry wrapped around her arm.
'Uh oh!'
"Ms. Machnik what were you doing?"
"Um nothing."
"How come you're looking at my Tylenol?"
"Listen kid…I just need 2 pills."
"No."
"Come on! Just 2 little pills."
"NO!"
"Do you want me to call your parents and tell them your being bad?"
"I don't have parents."
"Oh…give me the fucking Tylenol!"
"NO!"
Ms. Machnik grabbed it with her other hand and shoved 2 in her mouth.
"NO! Spit it out! Spit it out!"
"Hehe…"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goku's hair turned gold again.
"Oh shit!"
Everyone was watching what was happening. Ms. Machnik spit the pills out and backed away.
"Heh…"
Goku glared at her. Zarbon kept his eye on Goku.
'He better not touch her!'
Ms. Machnik was afraid he'd attack her again.
'What would make him forget?'
"Snack time!"
"Yummy!"
Goku's hair turned back to normal and he ran to his cubby.
"FOOD!"
"…"
Everyone just stared at Goku. Piccolo scratched his head.
"Goku sure is strange."
***
Zarbon and Dodoria took out their Twinkies. (A/N: I don't own those either.)
"I sure am hungry!"
"Me too!"
Frieza smirked.
"Mmm…I'm still hungry."
Dodoria and Zarbon looked at each other and then their Twinkies. They both sighed.
"Here Lord Frieza."
"Oh thank you!"
'Heh…suckers!'
***
Vegeta finished his snack. He was now talking to Cell.
"Goku sure has been acting strange. Do you think he's addicted?"
"I think so…so you said you learned at new technique?"
Cell smiled.
"Yep."
Bulma walked over to Vegeta and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Yes?"
"Hi!"
"Uh hi?"
Bulma smiled at him. Vegeta looked at Bulma.
'She's pretty…what the fuck am I thinking!'
"What do you want?"
"I wanted to know if you wanted to play with me?"
"The saiyan prince doesn't play."
"Oh…"
Cell smirked.
'That girl must like Vegeta.'
Cell stood up.
"I'll leave you too alone."
Vegeta glared at Cell. Bulma smiled at him.
'He's cute too!'
"Erm…so uh…go away woman!"
"Why?"
"Because I don't like you!"
Bulma made a sad face.
'Oh great…'
"Uh I'm…s-sorry."
'Damnit!'
Bulma jumped in Vegeta's lap and hugged him.
"YAY!"
Vegeta started to blush.
"Get off me woman!"
"Why do you call me woman? I'm only 5 and my name's Bulma."
"I don't know…get off!"
"No! Hehe!"
"Gr…"
Everyone was looking at Vegeta and Bulma.
***
Ms. Machnik coughed and winced as pain shot through her body. Zarbon ran over to her.
"Are you ok?"
"Uh yeah I'm fine. You can go play now."
"No! I'm not leaving your side! I must protect you! Everyone's after you…you're the enemy."
"The enemy?"
"Uh huh! But don't worry I'm super strong and very good at fighting. I'll keep you safe!"
"…"
'Oh God please kill me now!'
***
Piccolo walked by Bulma and Vegeta.
"Is that your new girlfriend Vegeta?"
Vegeta blushed.
"NO!"
"Why are you blushing Vegeta?"
"Gr…shut up Namek! I'll make you pay as soon as she gets off me!"
"Hahahaha!"
Piccolo walked away.
"You're so cute Veggie!"
"Cute! Veggie! Do you have a death wish girl!"
"Hehe! You're so silly!"
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Hi Goku!"
"Hi!"
"What are you doing?"
"Petting my pills."
"Eh?"
Chi Chi watched as Goku stroked the Tylenol bottle.
***
Piccolo was meditating in a corner. Lunch walked over and sat in front of him. Piccolo opened his eyes.
"Uh hi."
"Hi!"
Lunch smiled at Piccolo.
"Your cute!"
"What?"
Piccolo was a little freaked out now.
"Uh you don't want to get to close to me."
"Why not?"
"I have um…cooties!"
"Silly!"
"Stay away…you don't want to catch them!"
Piccolo stood up and ran. Lunch followed after him.
***
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"I want a castle."
"Ok…"
"I want it now!"
"But where I am supposed to get one?"
"Build it out of blocks!"
"What!"
"Are you questioning me?"
"Uh no Lord Frieza!"
Dodoria ran off and started building a castle out of wooden blocks.
***
Ms. Machnik stared at Zarbon.
"Are you sure you don't want to play?"
"Yes! I must protect you!"
'What I wouldn't give for some Tylenol.'
She saw Lunch chasing Piccolo.
"Lunch?"
Lunch stopped.
"Huh?"
"Please leave Piccolo alone."
"Why?"
"I don't think he likes being chased."
"Oh ok…"
Lunch felt like she was going to sneeze. She wrinkled her nose.'
"Ah…ah…ah chou!"
Ms. Ma chnik blinked.
'How did she do that?'
Lunch took out a machine gun.
'She has a gun! Yes!'
"Shoot me!"
Zarbon saw Lunch with a gun.
'Oh no!'
"Ok!"
Lunch pulled the trigger.
'Yes! I'm gonna die!'
Zarbon screamed.
"NO!"
He jumped and caught the bullet.
"NO!"
Ms. Machnik screamed.
"But I wanted to die! AH!"
She screamed and ran out of the classroom.
"Ms. Machnik wait!"
Zarbon ran after her. The bell rang. Vegeta pushed Bulma off and walked to Frieza and Cell.
"Looks like I won!" (A/N: ^_^ Are you happy Seastorm?)
Everyone got their stuff and left.
***
Aw…looks like Vegeta won the bet! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!