Hey! I was going to put this up yesterday, but it was my birthday and I
didn't feel like it ^_^. Hope you enjoy this chapter! Oh and thanks for the
reviews!
Disclaimer: Cell: *looks around* Jess? Jessica! Where are you? *shrugs* Oh well. Me: *runs in screaming wearing a scream mask* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Cell: Was that supposed to scare me? Me: *takes mask off* You're no fun! *cries and runs away* Cell: Eh? Jess doesn't own DBZ or Tylenol.
***
Everyone was sitting in their desks. Vegeta was eating the cookies he won. The door opened and in walked Goku. He was holding a velvet pillow and a gold bottle of Tylenol was lying on it. Piccolo sighed.
'That kid is absolutely nuts.'
Bulma, Lunch and Chi Chi started at all the guys.
"He's so dreamy."
"He's so cute."
"He's so.what the hell!"
"Huh? What's wrong Chi Chi?"
"Goku has a gold Tylenol bottle!"
"Heh.looks like you have some competition."
"Grr."
The door opens and a man tiredly walks in. He yawns and sits down.
"Hello.my name is Mr. Davis. Goodnight."
Mr. Davis lays his head on his desk.
"Um.aren't you going to take attendance?"
"I'm really tired so do whatever you want."
The class looks at each other and cheers.
"Yeah!"
"Woohoo!"
"All right!"
Piccolo chose to meditate in the corner of the room, away from Lunch. Bulma walks over to Vegeta.
"Hiya Vegeta!"
"Gr.go away! I don't like you!"
'Hmm.I need to make Vegeta jealous.'
Bulma looked around the room and spotted Cell.
'Vegeta's always fighting with him.hmm.'
Bulma smiled evilly.
"Ok fine Vegeta."
Vegeta started as Bulma walked away.
"Huh? She didn't fight back. Weird."
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Hi Goku."
"You're not Tylenol so I'm not talking to you."
"What? Erm.well.I like Tylenol."
"You do! Really?"
"Uh yeah."
"Wow cool! I named mine! Wanna see them?"
'Oh well at least he's talking.'
"Ok."
"Yay! This is Mr. Pill, this is Howard, this one is Bob."
***
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"Do you remember what I asked you to do yesterday?"
"Um.give you a massage?"
"Uh besides that."
"I don't remember."
"I asked you to build me a castle out of blocks."
"Oh yeah."
"Well."
"Well what?"
"I DON'T SEE A CASTLE!"
"Huh? Oh right!"
Dodoria runs off to build Frieza a castle.
***
Lunch walked over to Piccolo.
"Hello."
"."
"Hello?"
".meditating."
"Oh.ok.bye."
Lunch sighed and walked over to Zarbon. Zarbon was crying and drawing pictures of Ms. Machnik.
"Hi Zarbon."
"Hmm? Oh hi."
"Why are you crying?"
"Because.because.I miss Ms. Machnik!"
"Aww."
***
Cell sees Bulma walking toward him.
'I wonder what she wants.'
"Hi Cell."
"Hello."
"Umm.can you do me a favor?"
"Depends. What do you want me to do?"
"Can you play with me."
"No."
"But I need you to so I can make Vegeta jealous."
"Make Vegeta jealous you say?"
"Uh huh."
"Well then why didn't you say so. All I need in return are 5 chocolate chip cookies."
"Ok."
"I'll expect them first thing tomorrow. If I don't get them then you must become my slave and worship me."
"Uh ok."
"Good. Now let's go."
***
Vegeta was sitting wondering why Bulma didn't fight back.
'I know she's a fiery one. Why didn't she do anything? Women are so confusing.'
He looks up and sees Bulma and Cell walking by.
'Why the fuck is she playing with him?'
"Hello there Vegeta."
"Hiya Veggie!"
"Woman! Why are you playing with Cell for!"
"Oh? Why do you care if she plays with me Vegeta?"
"Er.well."
"Yes?"
"She's mine! I saw her first and she's playing with me!"
Vegeta grabs Bulma's wrist.
"Let's go!"
Bulma smiled and gave Cell a thumbs up. Cell smiled back.
'Hmm.I wonder if she'll forget the cookies. I always wanted a slave.'
***
"And this one right here is Mike."
Chi Chi was bored out of her mind.
'How many freaking pills does he have!'
"And this one's name is John Smith."
"Don't you want to play or something?"
"No. Hey Chi Chi?"
"Yes?"
"What time is it?"
"Um.I think it's uh.I can't tell time."
"Oh well I'll have to ask the teacher."
"Can I come?"
"Sure!"
***
"Lord Frieza I finished building your castle!"
"Good. Let's go."
"Ok!"
Dodoria was about to run off when Frieza coughed.
"Yes my Lord?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"Oh yeah."
Dodoria sighed and picked up Frieza's chair.
'I can't believe I have to carry him all by myself. He weights a ton.'
Dodoria set Frieza down in front of the castle.
"This is it?"
"Uh huh! Do you like it?"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"I can barely fit my foot in there! When I asked you to build me a castle I meant build one that I can fit in!"
"Sorry Lord Frieza."
***
"So Veggie.do you want to play house?"
'If I say no, she'll play with Cell again.'
"Uh.sure."
"Yea! Ok! Let's go ask Lunch and Zarbon if they want to play!"
"Gr.fine."
Bulma skipped over to Lunch and Zarbon.
"Hey guys!"
".hi."
"Hi Bulma!"
"What's wrong Zarbon?"
".*sniff*."
"Oh he misses Ms. Machnik."
"Aw. Well me and Vegeta are going to play house. Do you guys want to play?"
"Ok!"
".I guess I'll play."
"Ok! Come on!"
***
Goku walked up to Mr. Davis who was sleeping.
"Um.Mr. Davis?"
".*snore*."
"MR. DAVIS!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Davis jumped up.
"WHAT!"
"Er.can you tell me what time it is?"
"Ugh! Fine.its 2:30."
"Oh no!"
Goku ran over to his pills. Chi Chi ran after him. Mr. Davis went back to sleep.
"Goku what's wrong?"
"Everyday at 12:00 I worship my pills!"
"What?!"
Goku got on his hands and knees.
"Please forgive me! I'm so sorry. I was too busy naming my pills to my friend Chi Chi. She likes you too. So please forgive both of us and when we die let us both come to the pill heaven!"
"Oh my God."
***
"Ok. I'll be the mommy. Vegeta can be the daddy. Zarbon can be our son and Lunch can be our daughter."
"Ok!"
".ok."
'I can't believe I'm playing this.'
"Vegeta? Is this ok with you?"
"Yeah sure."
"Ok! Vegeta you're a doctor."
"I don't want to be a doctor! I want to be a fighter!"
"A fighter is not a job! They don't make money!"
"I can make money if I fight in tournaments!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Well they sure fight like they're married."
"Yeah."
"No times 445,894,280,968,095!"
"Yes times 547,982,895,098,508,962,790!"
Piccolo was trying his best to meditate over the screaming.
'Ugh! Will they shut up!'
Piccolo walked over to Bulma and Vegeta.
"Will you two shut the fuck up! I'm trying to meditate!"
"I'm not shutting up until Vegeta agrees that he's a doctor!"
"I'm not shutting up until the woman agrees I'm a fighter!"
"Stop calling me woman!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!"
The bell rang. Everyone left except Goku who was still worshiping the Tylenol.
"I'm not worthy. I am not worthy!"
***
Ok.I was wondering if I should make Bulma forget the cookies or not. Tell me in your reviews! Thanks! *gives thumbs up*
Disclaimer: Cell: *looks around* Jess? Jessica! Where are you? *shrugs* Oh well. Me: *runs in screaming wearing a scream mask* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Cell: Was that supposed to scare me? Me: *takes mask off* You're no fun! *cries and runs away* Cell: Eh? Jess doesn't own DBZ or Tylenol.
***
Everyone was sitting in their desks. Vegeta was eating the cookies he won. The door opened and in walked Goku. He was holding a velvet pillow and a gold bottle of Tylenol was lying on it. Piccolo sighed.
'That kid is absolutely nuts.'
Bulma, Lunch and Chi Chi started at all the guys.
"He's so dreamy."
"He's so cute."
"He's so.what the hell!"
"Huh? What's wrong Chi Chi?"
"Goku has a gold Tylenol bottle!"
"Heh.looks like you have some competition."
"Grr."
The door opens and a man tiredly walks in. He yawns and sits down.
"Hello.my name is Mr. Davis. Goodnight."
Mr. Davis lays his head on his desk.
"Um.aren't you going to take attendance?"
"I'm really tired so do whatever you want."
The class looks at each other and cheers.
"Yeah!"
"Woohoo!"
"All right!"
Piccolo chose to meditate in the corner of the room, away from Lunch. Bulma walks over to Vegeta.
"Hiya Vegeta!"
"Gr.go away! I don't like you!"
'Hmm.I need to make Vegeta jealous.'
Bulma looked around the room and spotted Cell.
'Vegeta's always fighting with him.hmm.'
Bulma smiled evilly.
"Ok fine Vegeta."
Vegeta started as Bulma walked away.
"Huh? She didn't fight back. Weird."
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Hi Goku."
"You're not Tylenol so I'm not talking to you."
"What? Erm.well.I like Tylenol."
"You do! Really?"
"Uh yeah."
"Wow cool! I named mine! Wanna see them?"
'Oh well at least he's talking.'
"Ok."
"Yay! This is Mr. Pill, this is Howard, this one is Bob."
***
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"Do you remember what I asked you to do yesterday?"
"Um.give you a massage?"
"Uh besides that."
"I don't remember."
"I asked you to build me a castle out of blocks."
"Oh yeah."
"Well."
"Well what?"
"I DON'T SEE A CASTLE!"
"Huh? Oh right!"
Dodoria runs off to build Frieza a castle.
***
Lunch walked over to Piccolo.
"Hello."
"."
"Hello?"
".meditating."
"Oh.ok.bye."
Lunch sighed and walked over to Zarbon. Zarbon was crying and drawing pictures of Ms. Machnik.
"Hi Zarbon."
"Hmm? Oh hi."
"Why are you crying?"
"Because.because.I miss Ms. Machnik!"
"Aww."
***
Cell sees Bulma walking toward him.
'I wonder what she wants.'
"Hi Cell."
"Hello."
"Umm.can you do me a favor?"
"Depends. What do you want me to do?"
"Can you play with me."
"No."
"But I need you to so I can make Vegeta jealous."
"Make Vegeta jealous you say?"
"Uh huh."
"Well then why didn't you say so. All I need in return are 5 chocolate chip cookies."
"Ok."
"I'll expect them first thing tomorrow. If I don't get them then you must become my slave and worship me."
"Uh ok."
"Good. Now let's go."
***
Vegeta was sitting wondering why Bulma didn't fight back.
'I know she's a fiery one. Why didn't she do anything? Women are so confusing.'
He looks up and sees Bulma and Cell walking by.
'Why the fuck is she playing with him?'
"Hello there Vegeta."
"Hiya Veggie!"
"Woman! Why are you playing with Cell for!"
"Oh? Why do you care if she plays with me Vegeta?"
"Er.well."
"Yes?"
"She's mine! I saw her first and she's playing with me!"
Vegeta grabs Bulma's wrist.
"Let's go!"
Bulma smiled and gave Cell a thumbs up. Cell smiled back.
'Hmm.I wonder if she'll forget the cookies. I always wanted a slave.'
***
"And this one right here is Mike."
Chi Chi was bored out of her mind.
'How many freaking pills does he have!'
"And this one's name is John Smith."
"Don't you want to play or something?"
"No. Hey Chi Chi?"
"Yes?"
"What time is it?"
"Um.I think it's uh.I can't tell time."
"Oh well I'll have to ask the teacher."
"Can I come?"
"Sure!"
***
"Lord Frieza I finished building your castle!"
"Good. Let's go."
"Ok!"
Dodoria was about to run off when Frieza coughed.
"Yes my Lord?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"Oh yeah."
Dodoria sighed and picked up Frieza's chair.
'I can't believe I have to carry him all by myself. He weights a ton.'
Dodoria set Frieza down in front of the castle.
"This is it?"
"Uh huh! Do you like it?"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"I can barely fit my foot in there! When I asked you to build me a castle I meant build one that I can fit in!"
"Sorry Lord Frieza."
***
"So Veggie.do you want to play house?"
'If I say no, she'll play with Cell again.'
"Uh.sure."
"Yea! Ok! Let's go ask Lunch and Zarbon if they want to play!"
"Gr.fine."
Bulma skipped over to Lunch and Zarbon.
"Hey guys!"
".hi."
"Hi Bulma!"
"What's wrong Zarbon?"
".*sniff*."
"Oh he misses Ms. Machnik."
"Aw. Well me and Vegeta are going to play house. Do you guys want to play?"
"Ok!"
".I guess I'll play."
"Ok! Come on!"
***
Goku walked up to Mr. Davis who was sleeping.
"Um.Mr. Davis?"
".*snore*."
"MR. DAVIS!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Davis jumped up.
"WHAT!"
"Er.can you tell me what time it is?"
"Ugh! Fine.its 2:30."
"Oh no!"
Goku ran over to his pills. Chi Chi ran after him. Mr. Davis went back to sleep.
"Goku what's wrong?"
"Everyday at 12:00 I worship my pills!"
"What?!"
Goku got on his hands and knees.
"Please forgive me! I'm so sorry. I was too busy naming my pills to my friend Chi Chi. She likes you too. So please forgive both of us and when we die let us both come to the pill heaven!"
"Oh my God."
***
"Ok. I'll be the mommy. Vegeta can be the daddy. Zarbon can be our son and Lunch can be our daughter."
"Ok!"
".ok."
'I can't believe I'm playing this.'
"Vegeta? Is this ok with you?"
"Yeah sure."
"Ok! Vegeta you're a doctor."
"I don't want to be a doctor! I want to be a fighter!"
"A fighter is not a job! They don't make money!"
"I can make money if I fight in tournaments!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Well they sure fight like they're married."
"Yeah."
"No times 445,894,280,968,095!"
"Yes times 547,982,895,098,508,962,790!"
Piccolo was trying his best to meditate over the screaming.
'Ugh! Will they shut up!'
Piccolo walked over to Bulma and Vegeta.
"Will you two shut the fuck up! I'm trying to meditate!"
"I'm not shutting up until Vegeta agrees that he's a doctor!"
"I'm not shutting up until the woman agrees I'm a fighter!"
"Stop calling me woman!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!"
The bell rang. Everyone left except Goku who was still worshiping the Tylenol.
"I'm not worthy. I am not worthy!"
***
Ok.I was wondering if I should make Bulma forget the cookies or not. Tell me in your reviews! Thanks! *gives thumbs up*