w00t! Wee! Hehe...I'm hyper! Erm...thanks for all the reviews!! I had a
feeling everyone wanted Bulma to forget the cookies. I hope you enjoy this
chapter! Whoever said the thing about Hercule (I'm not online so I dunno
who said it) I'll have him come in the next chapter.
Disclaimer: Me: I don't own DBZ or Tylenol. Goku: *appears* I'm hungry! Cell: Goku!? Why are you here? Goku: I'm hungry. Me: Go away Kakarotto! We have no food for you! Goku: *eats my disclaimer* Yum! Me: *cries* WAH! My disclaimer! I worked so hard on that! Cell: -_-() Goku: Oops.sorry!
***
Bulma walked in the classroom holding her 5 cookies.
'Thank Kami I remembered! I definitely wouldn't want to be Cell's slave...although he is kinda cute.'
Bulma placed the cookies on her desk. Lunch walked over.
"Hiya Bulma!"
"Hey! You got your hair cut!"
"Uh huh."
"It looks cute!"
While Bulma and Lunch were talking Frieza, Dodoria and Zarbon walked over to Bulma's desk.
"What are we doing again Lord Frieza?"
"Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you Dodoria! We're eating those delicious cookies!"
"Oh...I knew that."
Frieza took the 5 cookies. He handed one to Zarbon, one to Dodoria and gave himself the remaining 3.
"Um...Lord Frieza?"
"Yes Zarbon?"
"How come we got 1 cookie and you got 3?"
"Because I am the strongest!"
"Oh..."
"Now eat up. We have lots of jokes to play on people today!"
"Ok!"
***
Goku placed his Tylenol in an empty desk.
"I hope you're comfortable. I wonder if Mr. Davis will come back. He was nice, but he slept a lot."
Chi Chi walked over to Goku. She was wearing a shirt that said 'Tylenol rules!'.
'I hope Goku will talk to me and agree to marry me. I'm glad I know how to sow.'
Goku saw Chi Chi's shirt.
"Wow! I like your shirt!"
"Thank you."
"It's so true!"
"Uh huh."
"Um...do you want to sit with me?"
"Sure!"
'Yes! It's working!'
***
Cell walked over to Bulma. Bulma told Lunch to save her a seat and Lunch walked away.
"Do you have my cookies? Or are you going to be my slave?"
"I have your cookies. They're right on my desk."
Cell looked at Bulma's desk.
"Oh? Are you sure about that?"
"Uh huh! I just put them there a few minutes ago. Why?"
"Turn around and see."
Bulma turned around and screamed.
"WHAT!? Where are they? I swear I had them! You gotta believe me! Um...ask Chi Chi! She saw me with them!"
"I believe your friend is busy with Goku at the moment."
Frieza walked by with chocolate smeared around his mouth.
"Him! He ate my cookies!"
Frieza smirked at Bulma and continued walking.
"I'm sorry, but our deal was that if you didn't have 5 chocolate chip cookies than you were to become my slave."
"Oh no! Please! I'll do anything!"
Cell smirked and watched as Bulma got on her hands and knees.
"I'm sorry my dear. You will now call me Master Cell."
'Thank you Frieza!'
***
It was a few minutes later and finally Mr. Davis walked in the classroom.
"Sorry I'm late. There was a lot of traffic. Oh and I apologize about yesterday."
Everyone just stared at him.
"Um...right. I'll take attendance now. Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here."
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here!"
"Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Great everyone's here! Let's start off with some math. Let's have Cell and Piccolo come to the board."
"May I have my slave come to the board for me?"
"Uh...I guess so."
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at Cell.
'Who the fuck would be his slave?'
Bulma sighed and walked to the board.
'What!? Bulma? But...why? Why would Bulma be Cell's slave?'
"Ok. What does 2+3=?"
Piccolo and Bulma wrote the 5 on the board.
"That's correct! You both may sit down. Let's have Goku and Frieza come up."
Goku and Frieza walked to the board and picked up some chalk.
"Your problem is 6-3= what?"
Frieza wrote 3 on the board. Goku stared at the chalkboard.
'Hmm...maybe it's umm...'
Goku started to count on his fingers.
'If I have 6 then I do something and put a 3...I get -36!'
Goku wrote -36 on the board.
"3. Good job Frieza! Er...-36? Nice try Goku."
"Ha! Monkey boy is stupid!"
"Frieza!"
"Sorry."
Goku sat down and frowned at the bottle of Tylenol.
"Way to tell me the wrong answer!"
Chi Chi looked at Goku.
'He's talking to it?'
"What do you mean!? You told me the answer was -36! That's probably not even a number!"
Everyone was staring at Goku.
"Don't give me that look! Aww...how can I stay mad at you? You're so cute!"
Piccolo turned his head away from Goku.
'Goku really needs help and fast.'
***
It was story time. Mr. Davis was reading 'The 3 Little Pigs'. (A/N: I don't own that story.) Frieza was explaining what the next joke was.
"Ok...we take Goku's Tylenol and..."
Mr. Davis looked at Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria.
"Would you care to share your conversation with the class?"
"No."
"No."
"Sorry."
Mr. Davis continued reading.
***
It was snack time and free time. Goku was feeding his Tylenol some ham.
"I know you like ham. Please eat it?"
Chi Chi sat next to Goku.
"Oh hi Chi Chi."
"Hi Goku! What's wrong?"
"The Tylenol aren't eating. I'm worried."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
"Goku I have to ask you something. Can we go over there and talk about it?"
"Sure. Daddy will be right back ok?"
Goku kissed the bottle of Tylenol.
"Let's go!"
Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria walked over to Goku's Tylenol.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes sire."
"I'm all set Lord Frieza. Do you really think this is a good idea? The kid's nuts!"
"Trust me Zarbon. He's a stupid, weak monkey! He can't hurt me."
"But didn't you see him when Ms. Machnik tried to take one? His hair turned gold! I heard the monkey prince saying something about him becoming the legendary."
Zarbon began to cry when Dodoria mentioned Ms. Machnik's name.
"It's just a silly legend. It was probably just your imagination about his turning gold."
***
Bulma was writing a thank you letter to Frieza from Cell.
"Erm...Master Cell?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you thanking Frieza? What did he do?"
"Uh...that's not important."
"Ok."
Bulma finished and gave the letter to Frieza. She returned back to Cell.
"What should I do now Master Cell?"
"Hmm...how about you fed me some grapes."
"Yes Master Cell."
Vegeta couldn't stand it anymore.
"That poor girl! Wait...why do I care?"
Vegeta watched Bulma fed Cell one grape at a time.
"Grr..who cares! I just can't watch this anymore!"
Vegeta ran over to Cell and Bulma.
"Let her go Cell!"
"Ah Vegeta. How are you?"
Vegeta growled at Cell.
"Let her go!"
"Hmm...no."
"Come on Bulma! Let's go!"
"I...can't..."
***
Lunch was really bored. There was no one to play with. Bulma was busy being Cell's slave, Chi Chi was explaining marriage to Goku and Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria were busy. That left Piccolo.
'He'd never play with me! After all I've put him through. Oh well...couldn't hurt to try.'
Lunch sat next to Piccolo who was meditating.
"Piccolo?"
"What?"
"Will you play with me?"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"No."
"*sniff* But you're the only one not doing anything!"
"Go away."
Lunch glomped Piccolo's arm.
"Please! I'll love you forever!"
"Eh...how about if I play with you, you won't love me forever?"
"Uh ok."
***
Chi Chi and Goku walked back to Goku's desk.
"I still don't understand this marriage thing."
"It's really simple Goku."
Goku began to sniff the air.
"What's wrong?"
"Something doesn't smell right."
"Eh..."
Goku ran over to his Tylenol. He ripped the top off and poured the pill on his desk.
"No! These aren't Tylenol!"
"Huh?"
"They're Advil!" (A/N: I don't own Advil either.)
Goku turned to Chi Chi with hate burning in his eyes.
"Erm..."
"You did this!"
"No! I didn't! I was with you!"
"Then you were in on it!"
"Goku I swear! I had no idea!"
Goku saw Frieza laughing. Zarbon and Dodoria inched away.
"YOU!"
"Ahaha! You should have seen the look on your face! It was priceless!"
Goku turned super sayian.
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Hahaha-what?"
***
"What!? What do you mean you can't?"
"She's my slave Vegeta. She listens to me and does what I say."
"But why is she your slave?"
"She didn't keep her end of the deal."
'Hmm..I think I'll make Vegeta jealous. He obviously likes this girl.'
"My slave?"
"Yes Master Cell?"
"I want you to give me a kiss."
"No! Don't kiss him!"
Bulma walked over to Cell. Vegeta clenched his fist. Bulma got very close to Cell's face.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta let out a deafening scream. Cell stared wide-eyed at Vegeta as his hair became gold.
"Get away from him!"
Bulma backed away. Cell glared at Vegeta.
"She's my slave! I tell her what to do!"
"She's no longer your slave! She's free to do whatever she wants now!"
"I don't think so!"
"I challenge you to a fight tomorrow! If I win, she's free. If you win, she's your slave. For now she's free."
"Fine Vegeta. You know you still can't beat me."
"We'll see."
***
Goku and Frieza were exchanging blows. Mr. Davis cleared his throat.
"Play time's over."
No one listened.
"PLAY TIMES OVER!"
No one paid any attention to him. Goku and Frieza continued to fight, Chi Chi was planning the wedding since Goku agreed, Cell was training, Vegeta was testing his strength as a super sayian, Bulma ran over to Lunch and Piccolo to tell them everything that happened and Zarbon and Dodoria were setting up a trap for Mr. Davis.
"Ok I think it will work."
"Good. Why is Lord Frieza playing practical jokes on people?"
"Cooler gave him a book in 101 practical jokes."
"Oh."
Mr. Davis sighed.
'No one's listening to me!'
He went to sit down and stepped in a rope.
"What's this doing here?"
Before Mr. Davis could do anything else he found himself hanging upside down from the ceiling.
"Get me down! Whoever did that better confess!"
***
"Oh Bulma that's horrible!"
Lunch gave Bulma a hug.
"Vegeta actually saved you? And he's fighting for your freedom?"
"Uh huh."
"That's not like him at all. He must have a crush on you!"
Bulma blushed.
"You really think so Piccolo?"
"Yeah. There's no way Vegeta would do that unless he liked you."
***
Goku and Frieza stopped fighting.
"I'll get you for replacing my Tylenol with Advil!"
"Ha! I'd like to see you try!"
Goku and Frieza went back to fighting.
***
Zarbon and Dodoria came by Mr. Davis.
"Hey boys?"
"Hmm?"
"Can you please get me down?"
"Nope. Sorry."
Zarbon picked up Mr. Davis's wallet and the loose change that had fallen out.
"Thanks for the money!"
"You two are in big trouble once I get down!"
"What if you never get down?"
"I WILL!"
Zarbon and Dodoria laughed and walked away.
"I'll get you two!"
The bell rang. Frieza and Goku glared at each other and stopped fighting. Everyone left.
"Wait! Please don't go! GET ME DOWN!"
Mr. Davis tried swinging.
"Maybe the rope will snap."
He swung right into the wall.
"Owwies...oh look at the pretty birdies!"
Mr. Davis fell unconscious.
***
Wee! Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Disclaimer: Me: I don't own DBZ or Tylenol. Goku: *appears* I'm hungry! Cell: Goku!? Why are you here? Goku: I'm hungry. Me: Go away Kakarotto! We have no food for you! Goku: *eats my disclaimer* Yum! Me: *cries* WAH! My disclaimer! I worked so hard on that! Cell: -_-() Goku: Oops.sorry!
***
Bulma walked in the classroom holding her 5 cookies.
'Thank Kami I remembered! I definitely wouldn't want to be Cell's slave...although he is kinda cute.'
Bulma placed the cookies on her desk. Lunch walked over.
"Hiya Bulma!"
"Hey! You got your hair cut!"
"Uh huh."
"It looks cute!"
While Bulma and Lunch were talking Frieza, Dodoria and Zarbon walked over to Bulma's desk.
"What are we doing again Lord Frieza?"
"Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you Dodoria! We're eating those delicious cookies!"
"Oh...I knew that."
Frieza took the 5 cookies. He handed one to Zarbon, one to Dodoria and gave himself the remaining 3.
"Um...Lord Frieza?"
"Yes Zarbon?"
"How come we got 1 cookie and you got 3?"
"Because I am the strongest!"
"Oh..."
"Now eat up. We have lots of jokes to play on people today!"
"Ok!"
***
Goku placed his Tylenol in an empty desk.
"I hope you're comfortable. I wonder if Mr. Davis will come back. He was nice, but he slept a lot."
Chi Chi walked over to Goku. She was wearing a shirt that said 'Tylenol rules!'.
'I hope Goku will talk to me and agree to marry me. I'm glad I know how to sow.'
Goku saw Chi Chi's shirt.
"Wow! I like your shirt!"
"Thank you."
"It's so true!"
"Uh huh."
"Um...do you want to sit with me?"
"Sure!"
'Yes! It's working!'
***
Cell walked over to Bulma. Bulma told Lunch to save her a seat and Lunch walked away.
"Do you have my cookies? Or are you going to be my slave?"
"I have your cookies. They're right on my desk."
Cell looked at Bulma's desk.
"Oh? Are you sure about that?"
"Uh huh! I just put them there a few minutes ago. Why?"
"Turn around and see."
Bulma turned around and screamed.
"WHAT!? Where are they? I swear I had them! You gotta believe me! Um...ask Chi Chi! She saw me with them!"
"I believe your friend is busy with Goku at the moment."
Frieza walked by with chocolate smeared around his mouth.
"Him! He ate my cookies!"
Frieza smirked at Bulma and continued walking.
"I'm sorry, but our deal was that if you didn't have 5 chocolate chip cookies than you were to become my slave."
"Oh no! Please! I'll do anything!"
Cell smirked and watched as Bulma got on her hands and knees.
"I'm sorry my dear. You will now call me Master Cell."
'Thank you Frieza!'
***
It was a few minutes later and finally Mr. Davis walked in the classroom.
"Sorry I'm late. There was a lot of traffic. Oh and I apologize about yesterday."
Everyone just stared at him.
"Um...right. I'll take attendance now. Cell?"
"Here."
"Bulma?"
"Here."
"Chi Chi?"
"Here!"
"Goku?"
"Here!"
"Prince Vegeta?"
"Here."
"Piccolo?"
"Here."
"Frieza?"
"Here."
"Zarbon?"
"Here"
"Dodoria?"
"Here."
"Lunch?"
"Here!"
"Great everyone's here! Let's start off with some math. Let's have Cell and Piccolo come to the board."
"May I have my slave come to the board for me?"
"Uh...I guess so."
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at Cell.
'Who the fuck would be his slave?'
Bulma sighed and walked to the board.
'What!? Bulma? But...why? Why would Bulma be Cell's slave?'
"Ok. What does 2+3=?"
Piccolo and Bulma wrote the 5 on the board.
"That's correct! You both may sit down. Let's have Goku and Frieza come up."
Goku and Frieza walked to the board and picked up some chalk.
"Your problem is 6-3= what?"
Frieza wrote 3 on the board. Goku stared at the chalkboard.
'Hmm...maybe it's umm...'
Goku started to count on his fingers.
'If I have 6 then I do something and put a 3...I get -36!'
Goku wrote -36 on the board.
"3. Good job Frieza! Er...-36? Nice try Goku."
"Ha! Monkey boy is stupid!"
"Frieza!"
"Sorry."
Goku sat down and frowned at the bottle of Tylenol.
"Way to tell me the wrong answer!"
Chi Chi looked at Goku.
'He's talking to it?'
"What do you mean!? You told me the answer was -36! That's probably not even a number!"
Everyone was staring at Goku.
"Don't give me that look! Aww...how can I stay mad at you? You're so cute!"
Piccolo turned his head away from Goku.
'Goku really needs help and fast.'
***
It was story time. Mr. Davis was reading 'The 3 Little Pigs'. (A/N: I don't own that story.) Frieza was explaining what the next joke was.
"Ok...we take Goku's Tylenol and..."
Mr. Davis looked at Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria.
"Would you care to share your conversation with the class?"
"No."
"No."
"Sorry."
Mr. Davis continued reading.
***
It was snack time and free time. Goku was feeding his Tylenol some ham.
"I know you like ham. Please eat it?"
Chi Chi sat next to Goku.
"Oh hi Chi Chi."
"Hi Goku! What's wrong?"
"The Tylenol aren't eating. I'm worried."
"...Oh..."
"Yeah."
"Goku I have to ask you something. Can we go over there and talk about it?"
"Sure. Daddy will be right back ok?"
Goku kissed the bottle of Tylenol.
"Let's go!"
Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria walked over to Goku's Tylenol.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes sire."
"I'm all set Lord Frieza. Do you really think this is a good idea? The kid's nuts!"
"Trust me Zarbon. He's a stupid, weak monkey! He can't hurt me."
"But didn't you see him when Ms. Machnik tried to take one? His hair turned gold! I heard the monkey prince saying something about him becoming the legendary."
Zarbon began to cry when Dodoria mentioned Ms. Machnik's name.
"It's just a silly legend. It was probably just your imagination about his turning gold."
***
Bulma was writing a thank you letter to Frieza from Cell.
"Erm...Master Cell?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you thanking Frieza? What did he do?"
"Uh...that's not important."
"Ok."
Bulma finished and gave the letter to Frieza. She returned back to Cell.
"What should I do now Master Cell?"
"Hmm...how about you fed me some grapes."
"Yes Master Cell."
Vegeta couldn't stand it anymore.
"That poor girl! Wait...why do I care?"
Vegeta watched Bulma fed Cell one grape at a time.
"Grr..who cares! I just can't watch this anymore!"
Vegeta ran over to Cell and Bulma.
"Let her go Cell!"
"Ah Vegeta. How are you?"
Vegeta growled at Cell.
"Let her go!"
"Hmm...no."
"Come on Bulma! Let's go!"
"I...can't..."
***
Lunch was really bored. There was no one to play with. Bulma was busy being Cell's slave, Chi Chi was explaining marriage to Goku and Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria were busy. That left Piccolo.
'He'd never play with me! After all I've put him through. Oh well...couldn't hurt to try.'
Lunch sat next to Piccolo who was meditating.
"Piccolo?"
"What?"
"Will you play with me?"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"No."
"*sniff* But you're the only one not doing anything!"
"Go away."
Lunch glomped Piccolo's arm.
"Please! I'll love you forever!"
"Eh...how about if I play with you, you won't love me forever?"
"Uh ok."
***
Chi Chi and Goku walked back to Goku's desk.
"I still don't understand this marriage thing."
"It's really simple Goku."
Goku began to sniff the air.
"What's wrong?"
"Something doesn't smell right."
"Eh..."
Goku ran over to his Tylenol. He ripped the top off and poured the pill on his desk.
"No! These aren't Tylenol!"
"Huh?"
"They're Advil!" (A/N: I don't own Advil either.)
Goku turned to Chi Chi with hate burning in his eyes.
"Erm..."
"You did this!"
"No! I didn't! I was with you!"
"Then you were in on it!"
"Goku I swear! I had no idea!"
Goku saw Frieza laughing. Zarbon and Dodoria inched away.
"YOU!"
"Ahaha! You should have seen the look on your face! It was priceless!"
Goku turned super sayian.
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Hahaha-what?"
***
"What!? What do you mean you can't?"
"She's my slave Vegeta. She listens to me and does what I say."
"But why is she your slave?"
"She didn't keep her end of the deal."
'Hmm..I think I'll make Vegeta jealous. He obviously likes this girl.'
"My slave?"
"Yes Master Cell?"
"I want you to give me a kiss."
"No! Don't kiss him!"
Bulma walked over to Cell. Vegeta clenched his fist. Bulma got very close to Cell's face.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta let out a deafening scream. Cell stared wide-eyed at Vegeta as his hair became gold.
"Get away from him!"
Bulma backed away. Cell glared at Vegeta.
"She's my slave! I tell her what to do!"
"She's no longer your slave! She's free to do whatever she wants now!"
"I don't think so!"
"I challenge you to a fight tomorrow! If I win, she's free. If you win, she's your slave. For now she's free."
"Fine Vegeta. You know you still can't beat me."
"We'll see."
***
Goku and Frieza were exchanging blows. Mr. Davis cleared his throat.
"Play time's over."
No one listened.
"PLAY TIMES OVER!"
No one paid any attention to him. Goku and Frieza continued to fight, Chi Chi was planning the wedding since Goku agreed, Cell was training, Vegeta was testing his strength as a super sayian, Bulma ran over to Lunch and Piccolo to tell them everything that happened and Zarbon and Dodoria were setting up a trap for Mr. Davis.
"Ok I think it will work."
"Good. Why is Lord Frieza playing practical jokes on people?"
"Cooler gave him a book in 101 practical jokes."
"Oh."
Mr. Davis sighed.
'No one's listening to me!'
He went to sit down and stepped in a rope.
"What's this doing here?"
Before Mr. Davis could do anything else he found himself hanging upside down from the ceiling.
"Get me down! Whoever did that better confess!"
***
"Oh Bulma that's horrible!"
Lunch gave Bulma a hug.
"Vegeta actually saved you? And he's fighting for your freedom?"
"Uh huh."
"That's not like him at all. He must have a crush on you!"
Bulma blushed.
"You really think so Piccolo?"
"Yeah. There's no way Vegeta would do that unless he liked you."
***
Goku and Frieza stopped fighting.
"I'll get you for replacing my Tylenol with Advil!"
"Ha! I'd like to see you try!"
Goku and Frieza went back to fighting.
***
Zarbon and Dodoria came by Mr. Davis.
"Hey boys?"
"Hmm?"
"Can you please get me down?"
"Nope. Sorry."
Zarbon picked up Mr. Davis's wallet and the loose change that had fallen out.
"Thanks for the money!"
"You two are in big trouble once I get down!"
"What if you never get down?"
"I WILL!"
Zarbon and Dodoria laughed and walked away.
"I'll get you two!"
The bell rang. Frieza and Goku glared at each other and stopped fighting. Everyone left.
"Wait! Please don't go! GET ME DOWN!"
Mr. Davis tried swinging.
"Maybe the rope will snap."
He swung right into the wall.
"Owwies...oh look at the pretty birdies!"
Mr. Davis fell unconscious.
***
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