Hey! Sorry I'm so late with this. School and field hockey are holding back
my updates. I'm home sick so I thought I'd update all my stories. Thanks
for all the reviews! *gives everyone a cookie* ^_^ Hope you enjoy this
chapter!
Disclaimer: Me: *sneezes* I *sneeze* Don't *sneeze* Cell: *_* Stay away from me! Me: *blinks* Why? Cell: GERMS! *runs away screaming* Me: o.O Who would have known. Well...I don't own DBZ.
***
Once Mr. Davis regained conciseness, he quit. That was another teacher the chibis had scared off. The principal was starting to get worried.
"These brats are ruining our schools reputation. I need a teacher that will keep them in line."
He went online and searched the web looking for someone harsh, mean and cold.
"Ah here we go!"
***
Bulma sat next to Lunch and Chi Chi.
"Did you guys here about the new kid?"
"No, but I heard about a new teacher."
"Really? Wow a new kid and teacher in the same day."
The class grew quiet when the door opened. The principal walked in.
"Hello students. You seem to have a record for making the most teachers quit. I can assure you that will end now. I think your new teacher will have you in line. Please welcome...Mr. Smiley." (A/N: Thanks to my sister for his name ^_^)
Everyone blinked at the principal.
'This guy can't be serious! Mr. Smiley? HAHA!'
Vegeta started cracking up.
"Mr. Smiley! Oh boy I'm so scared! I want my mommy! Hahaha!"
The whole class started to laugh.
"Oh I'm sorry did I say Mr. Smiley? I meant Sargent Smiley!"
Everyone stopped laughing and gulped. An army Sargent waltzed through the door.
"So these are the brats causing you trouble?"
"Yes sir Sargent Smiley."
"Leave them to me."
The principal smiled and left. Sargent Smiley walked over to his desk. He picked up the attendance book.
"Stand up!"
Cell looked at Frieza.
"Who does this guy think he is?"
"I have no idea, but no ones going to listen to him."
Vegeta suppressed a laugh.
"This guy must be a fool to think we're going to just stand up."
Sargent Smiley walked over to the cubbies. He picked up a brownie and stepped on it. Goku screamed.
"NO! Not the brownies!"
"When I tell you brats something I except you to listen and do as told! AM I CLEAR!"
The class mumbled 'sir yes sir'
"What was that!?"
"Sir yes sir!"
"Good! Now I want you all to stand and when I come to you I want you to say your name!"
Everyone stood up. Bulma turned to Lunch and whispered.
"This guy's a real jerk."
"Yeah I know.
Sargent Smiley walked over to Vegeta.
"What's your name!"
"Prince Vegeta."
"What kind of name is that!?"
"I could ask you the same thing."
The class started to giggle.
"Don't get smart with me boy!"
He walked over to Frieza.
"What the hell are you!?"
Frieza growled at him.
"Do you have any idea who I am!? I'm Frieza, the son of King Cold!"
"I didn't ask for your daddy's name! I asked for your name brat!"
Zarbon was fixing his hair when Sargent Smiley walked over to him.
"What's your name pretty boy?"
"Hmm...oh my name's Zarbon."
He walked over to Goku.
"What's your name son!"
Goku looked at him.
"You just said my name."
"Son I have no idea what you're talking about!"
"There you said it again!"
"I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!"
"But you said my name!"
Sargent Smiley looked at the book and saw 'Son, Goku'. He mumbled and walked over to Piccolo.
"What's your name!"
"Piccolo."
Sargent Smiley walked over to Dodoria.
"What's your name tubby!"
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
"Ha! That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard! Now what's your name fatty!"
"I'M NOT FAT YOU JERK!"
"Drop and give me 50 tubby!"
After Sargent Smiley got everyone's names, there was a knock at the door. He walked into the hallway.
"I don't like this guy!"
"Me neither!"
Goku hugged his Tylenol. (A/N: You think I own those? Think again!)
"It's ok my babies. The mean man won't hurt you!"
Sargent Smiley walked back in with what looked like a bunch of hair.
"Attention!"
Everyone looked to Sargent Smiley.
"This is our new student! What's your name!"
"Hercule Satan."
"I expect all of you will treat Hercule like you treat each other! I WILL HAVE NO NAME CALLING! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Sir yes sir!"
***
After much begging, Sargent Smiley finally let them have snack time and play time. Vegeta was preparing for his battle with Cell.
'I must win!'
Lunch told Hercule everything that happened.
"So that stupid weakling thinks he can fight? I think I'll fight Cell instead."
"Um...I don't think that's such a good idea Hercule."
Hercule walked over to Vegeta. Vegeta glared at him and continued his exercises.
"What the hell do you want afro boy?"
"I wanted to tell you to stop exercising."
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to fight for you. I can beat Cell with both hands tied behind my back."
"Do you have a brain or is your head filled with hair! You can't beat Cell! You're a weakling! Cell would crush you!"
"Ha! Very funny! I'll have you know that I'm the strongest person in this classroom!"
With that said Hercule walked away.
'That kid is a complete moron.'
***
Piccolo sat in the corner meditating. He felt someone walking by and expected it to be Lunch. Piccolo opened his eye and saw Frieza walking by.
'Ooh I was hoping it was Lunch. Wait...why would I want Lunch to bother me? All she does is annoy me.'
***
Goku walked over to the brownie that Sargent Smiley had stepped on.
"You poor brownie. You never got a chance."
Goku hugged his Tylenol and got a box. He placed the brownie in it and said a few words.
"This brownie was a good brownie. It was probably yummy, but no one will ever know now."
Goku put the box in the garbage and said goodbye.
***
Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria sat in the corner of the classroom.
"I hate this jerk!"
"Me too Lord Frieza!"
"Me three! He called me fat!"
"We need to get him out of here! He wasn't even going to let us have snack or play time!"
"What did you do with your 101 practical joke book?"
"I have it, but I don't see anything we can do."
"Wait what about this one!"
Dodoria pointed to practical joke #53. The 3 boys licked their lips and smirked.
***
Bulma sat and watched Cell warm up.
'Please let Vegeta win!'
Hercule walked up to Cell. Cell looked at him.
"What do you want?"
"Vegeta backed out of the fight."
"WHAT!?"
Bulma jumped up and shrieked.
"Quiet!"
"Sorry."
She sat back down.
'Please let him be lying.'
"Now what's this you're telling me? Vegeta backed down from the fight?"
"Yes."
"I find that hard to believe. Did Vegeta tell you this?"
"No, but I'm going to fight for you."
Cell cocked an eyebrow at Hercule.
"You can't be serious."
"Of course I'm serious!"
"Hahahaha! You...want to fight me? Do you have any idea who I am?"
"I don't really care! All I know is that you're weak and I can beat you no sweat."
"Hahahaha! You've got to be kidding me!"
"Look's like I'm stuck being Cell's slave."
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Are you ready to get married?"
"*sniff* But today is a day of mourning."
"Mourning? For what?"
"That brownie Sargent Smiley stepped on!"
"You're mourning for a-a brownie!?"
"Uh huh! The poor thing never got a chance!"
Goku hugged Chi Chi and started to cry.
'Well...we're not getting married today, but he's hugging me.'
***
Lunch sat at the kitchen center all alone.
'I wish someone was here to play with me.'
She rested her head on her hand and watched everyone else. Piccolo walked over to Lunch.
"Hi."
"Piccolo?"
"Yes."
"Yay! Will you play with me! Please?"
Piccolo sighed and agreed.
***
Vegeta growled and stomped over to Hercule and Cell.
"What the hell do you think you're doing you baka! I never said I wanted you to fight!"
"I can beat Cell faster than you can!"
"Give me a break!"
Cell watched them argue.
"Stop arguing I have an idea. Vegeta, you and Hercule will fight to see who will fight me."
"Hn...fine."
"Ha! I'll beat this punk up so fast! I'm the strongest person in the classroom!"
Vegeta shook his head and mumbled egomaniac.
'Don't worry Bulma. I'll win and beat Cell.'
***
Woo...I got tired of writing. -_-() Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Is this a cliffhanger? 'Cause if it is, it's the first time I've ever written one. If I stay home tomorrow I'll write more and updated on...Friday or Saturday. Bai!
Disclaimer: Me: *sneezes* I *sneeze* Don't *sneeze* Cell: *_* Stay away from me! Me: *blinks* Why? Cell: GERMS! *runs away screaming* Me: o.O Who would have known. Well...I don't own DBZ.
***
Once Mr. Davis regained conciseness, he quit. That was another teacher the chibis had scared off. The principal was starting to get worried.
"These brats are ruining our schools reputation. I need a teacher that will keep them in line."
He went online and searched the web looking for someone harsh, mean and cold.
"Ah here we go!"
***
Bulma sat next to Lunch and Chi Chi.
"Did you guys here about the new kid?"
"No, but I heard about a new teacher."
"Really? Wow a new kid and teacher in the same day."
The class grew quiet when the door opened. The principal walked in.
"Hello students. You seem to have a record for making the most teachers quit. I can assure you that will end now. I think your new teacher will have you in line. Please welcome...Mr. Smiley." (A/N: Thanks to my sister for his name ^_^)
Everyone blinked at the principal.
'This guy can't be serious! Mr. Smiley? HAHA!'
Vegeta started cracking up.
"Mr. Smiley! Oh boy I'm so scared! I want my mommy! Hahaha!"
The whole class started to laugh.
"Oh I'm sorry did I say Mr. Smiley? I meant Sargent Smiley!"
Everyone stopped laughing and gulped. An army Sargent waltzed through the door.
"So these are the brats causing you trouble?"
"Yes sir Sargent Smiley."
"Leave them to me."
The principal smiled and left. Sargent Smiley walked over to his desk. He picked up the attendance book.
"Stand up!"
Cell looked at Frieza.
"Who does this guy think he is?"
"I have no idea, but no ones going to listen to him."
Vegeta suppressed a laugh.
"This guy must be a fool to think we're going to just stand up."
Sargent Smiley walked over to the cubbies. He picked up a brownie and stepped on it. Goku screamed.
"NO! Not the brownies!"
"When I tell you brats something I except you to listen and do as told! AM I CLEAR!"
The class mumbled 'sir yes sir'
"What was that!?"
"Sir yes sir!"
"Good! Now I want you all to stand and when I come to you I want you to say your name!"
Everyone stood up. Bulma turned to Lunch and whispered.
"This guy's a real jerk."
"Yeah I know.
Sargent Smiley walked over to Vegeta.
"What's your name!"
"Prince Vegeta."
"What kind of name is that!?"
"I could ask you the same thing."
The class started to giggle.
"Don't get smart with me boy!"
He walked over to Frieza.
"What the hell are you!?"
Frieza growled at him.
"Do you have any idea who I am!? I'm Frieza, the son of King Cold!"
"I didn't ask for your daddy's name! I asked for your name brat!"
Zarbon was fixing his hair when Sargent Smiley walked over to him.
"What's your name pretty boy?"
"Hmm...oh my name's Zarbon."
He walked over to Goku.
"What's your name son!"
Goku looked at him.
"You just said my name."
"Son I have no idea what you're talking about!"
"There you said it again!"
"I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!"
"But you said my name!"
Sargent Smiley looked at the book and saw 'Son, Goku'. He mumbled and walked over to Piccolo.
"What's your name!"
"Piccolo."
Sargent Smiley walked over to Dodoria.
"What's your name tubby!"
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
"Ha! That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard! Now what's your name fatty!"
"I'M NOT FAT YOU JERK!"
"Drop and give me 50 tubby!"
After Sargent Smiley got everyone's names, there was a knock at the door. He walked into the hallway.
"I don't like this guy!"
"Me neither!"
Goku hugged his Tylenol. (A/N: You think I own those? Think again!)
"It's ok my babies. The mean man won't hurt you!"
Sargent Smiley walked back in with what looked like a bunch of hair.
"Attention!"
Everyone looked to Sargent Smiley.
"This is our new student! What's your name!"
"Hercule Satan."
"I expect all of you will treat Hercule like you treat each other! I WILL HAVE NO NAME CALLING! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"Sir yes sir!"
***
After much begging, Sargent Smiley finally let them have snack time and play time. Vegeta was preparing for his battle with Cell.
'I must win!'
Lunch told Hercule everything that happened.
"So that stupid weakling thinks he can fight? I think I'll fight Cell instead."
"Um...I don't think that's such a good idea Hercule."
Hercule walked over to Vegeta. Vegeta glared at him and continued his exercises.
"What the hell do you want afro boy?"
"I wanted to tell you to stop exercising."
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to fight for you. I can beat Cell with both hands tied behind my back."
"Do you have a brain or is your head filled with hair! You can't beat Cell! You're a weakling! Cell would crush you!"
"Ha! Very funny! I'll have you know that I'm the strongest person in this classroom!"
With that said Hercule walked away.
'That kid is a complete moron.'
***
Piccolo sat in the corner meditating. He felt someone walking by and expected it to be Lunch. Piccolo opened his eye and saw Frieza walking by.
'Ooh I was hoping it was Lunch. Wait...why would I want Lunch to bother me? All she does is annoy me.'
***
Goku walked over to the brownie that Sargent Smiley had stepped on.
"You poor brownie. You never got a chance."
Goku hugged his Tylenol and got a box. He placed the brownie in it and said a few words.
"This brownie was a good brownie. It was probably yummy, but no one will ever know now."
Goku put the box in the garbage and said goodbye.
***
Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria sat in the corner of the classroom.
"I hate this jerk!"
"Me too Lord Frieza!"
"Me three! He called me fat!"
"We need to get him out of here! He wasn't even going to let us have snack or play time!"
"What did you do with your 101 practical joke book?"
"I have it, but I don't see anything we can do."
"Wait what about this one!"
Dodoria pointed to practical joke #53. The 3 boys licked their lips and smirked.
***
Bulma sat and watched Cell warm up.
'Please let Vegeta win!'
Hercule walked up to Cell. Cell looked at him.
"What do you want?"
"Vegeta backed out of the fight."
"WHAT!?"
Bulma jumped up and shrieked.
"Quiet!"
"Sorry."
She sat back down.
'Please let him be lying.'
"Now what's this you're telling me? Vegeta backed down from the fight?"
"Yes."
"I find that hard to believe. Did Vegeta tell you this?"
"No, but I'm going to fight for you."
Cell cocked an eyebrow at Hercule.
"You can't be serious."
"Of course I'm serious!"
"Hahahaha! You...want to fight me? Do you have any idea who I am?"
"I don't really care! All I know is that you're weak and I can beat you no sweat."
"Hahahaha! You've got to be kidding me!"
"Look's like I'm stuck being Cell's slave."
***
Chi Chi walked over to Goku.
"Are you ready to get married?"
"*sniff* But today is a day of mourning."
"Mourning? For what?"
"That brownie Sargent Smiley stepped on!"
"You're mourning for a-a brownie!?"
"Uh huh! The poor thing never got a chance!"
Goku hugged Chi Chi and started to cry.
'Well...we're not getting married today, but he's hugging me.'
***
Lunch sat at the kitchen center all alone.
'I wish someone was here to play with me.'
She rested her head on her hand and watched everyone else. Piccolo walked over to Lunch.
"Hi."
"Piccolo?"
"Yes."
"Yay! Will you play with me! Please?"
Piccolo sighed and agreed.
***
Vegeta growled and stomped over to Hercule and Cell.
"What the hell do you think you're doing you baka! I never said I wanted you to fight!"
"I can beat Cell faster than you can!"
"Give me a break!"
Cell watched them argue.
"Stop arguing I have an idea. Vegeta, you and Hercule will fight to see who will fight me."
"Hn...fine."
"Ha! I'll beat this punk up so fast! I'm the strongest person in the classroom!"
Vegeta shook his head and mumbled egomaniac.
'Don't worry Bulma. I'll win and beat Cell.'
***
Woo...I got tired of writing. -_-() Did you like it? Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! Is this a cliffhanger? 'Cause if it is, it's the first time I've ever written one. If I stay home tomorrow I'll write more and updated on...Friday or Saturday. Bai!