Eek! I'm so sorry guys! *hugs everyone* Nothing's really been going my way lately *sighs* But I'm trying to turn my pissed off mood into a happy writing mood...hehe. Blah...ignorant people piss me off. Anyway...thanks for all the reviews! I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! Again...I'm so very, truly, deeply, terribly, horribly, *gets a dictionary* dreadfully sorry ^_^()
Disclaimer: Cell: *drops a beat* Me: Yo yo my name is Jess-Chan and I'm a big DBZ fan. If you think I own DBZ, you must be cra-zy! Cell: That was...lame. -_- Me: Feh like you could do better. Cell: Maybe I could...I am perfect you know. Me: *rolls eyes*
***
Vegeta and Hercule were just about ready to fight. Cell awaited eagerly.
'I can't wait to fight Vegeta.'
Vegeta was just about to attack when the bell rang.
"Ugh! It's time to go home already?"
"I guess so. You two will have to finish this battle tomorrow."
"Fine with me. I guess you lucked out Vegeta."
"I don't think it was me who lucked out."
"Ha!"
Sargent Smiley growled loudly and slammed his fists on the desk.
"WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL RINGING NOISE!?"
All the chibis stopped packing up and looked at Sargent Smiley like he was a nut. Lunch raised her hand.
"Uh...Sargent Smiley sir?"
"What is it soldier!?"
"That ringing noise is the bell to go home."
"The bell to go home?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Well isn't that nice. SIT BACK DOWN NOW!"
Vegeta's mouth dropped open.
"Wha-what!?"
"I said sit down! That's an order and you will all follow it!"
Everyone reluctantly sat down except Frieza.
"I'm not sitting down! I'm going home!"
"You will sit down and you'll do it NOW!!"
"Everyone else is leaving! It's not fair!"
"SIT DOWN NOW!!!"
Frieza pouted and stomped his feet, ready to throw a fit. Zarbon walked over to Frieza and dragged him back to his seat.
"Lord Frieza, we'll have more time to do that practical joke if we stay."
"Hmph, fine Zarbon."
***
Everyone was staring at the clock, waiting for Sargent Smiley to stop talking. He was telling them about his experiences in the army. Goku's stomach was growling.
'Aww man. It's been 2 hours since I last ate! I'm so hungry.'
Goku surveyed the area for food.
'Aww! There's nothing...unless I eat my Tylenol. NO! What am I thinking! I love them...but then again. They look so yummy and tasty. Mmm...so little and white. I bet they taste so sweet.'
Goku reached into his desk and pulled out the bottle of Tylenol. He popped off the top and downed the whole bottle. Chi Chi was surprised to see Goku do that.
"Goku?"
"Mm?"
"Um...do you know you're eating your Tylenol?"
"Yeah. Want some?"
Goku stuck out his tongue filled with tiny white pills.
"Ugh...no thanks."
***
Sargent Smiley decided that everyone deserved a break for being well behaved. Dodoria, Frieza and Zarbon were in a corner talking.
"Ok. We need glue, feathers and a bucket."
"Are you sure this is a good idea. I mean...he isn't so bad. He let us have a break."
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"Give me a good reason why I should punch you in the face."
"Erm...I'll get the glue!"
Dodoria hurried off. Zarbon and Frieza sighed and went back to planning their attack.
***
Goku frantically searched the room.
"Where are they!?"
He sat down and started to cry. Chi Chi came over and sat next to him.
"What's wrong honey?"
"I can't find my Tylenol anywhere!"
Chi Chi looked at Goku strangely.
"Don't you remember?"
"Remember what Chi Chi?"
"You ate them."
"I WHAT!?"
"Um...ate them?"
"Tell me you're kidding! I wouldn't eat my precious babies!"
Chi Chi handed Goku the empty bottle of Tylenol.
"I...I did eat them, didn't I? I'm...a monster!"
Goku started crying hysterically.
"I'm a murder!"
"Goku! Are you are not!"
"You don't want to marry me, the murder. I understand Chi Chi. I'll just go away."
Goku started to walk away.
"Wait! I never said that! Grr!"
Chi Chi kicked the bottle of Tylenol.
'Why did I have to tell him that! I could have bought in a new bottle! He wouldn't know! Wait...maybe I still can! Our marriage will be saved!'
***
Piccolo sighed while he 'fried' eggs in the kitchen center.
"Can't I ever pick what we do Lunch?"
"Well what do you wanna do Piccolo?"
"Meditate."
"But I don't know how."
"It's simple. I can teach you."
"Uh...ok I guess."
"Good. Let's go."
***
Vegeta smiled.
'Maybe staying longer wasn't such a bad idea after all. I still have time to kick afro puff's ass.'
Hercule rubbed his hands together.
'Man! This is going to be great! I'll kick Vegeta's butt and all the girls will love me and everyone will fear, yet respect me! I'm so smart. Vegeta has no idea what he's up against.'
Bulma rubbed her temples. Hercule was giving her a headache.
'All he does is ramble about how he's the greatest and strongest! Vegeta, you better beat him!'
Cell finished setting up the ring, made entirely out of legos. (A/N: I just love Legos ^_^)
"Ok. Let's get this match started, shall we?"
Vegeta hopped over the legos and stood ready to attack. Hercule winked at Bulma and then tripped over the lego ring. Cell muttered about how his perfect lego ring was ruined.
"Graceful entrance."
"Shut up Vegeta!"
Cell sighed.
"Ok. When I say fight you can start, ok?"
"Fine."
"All right."
"Ready...flight!"
Vegeta and Hercule were about to attack when Cell interrupted them.
"I don't believe I said fight."
"Ugh! Come on Cell! This isn't funny!"
"Ok ok. Ready...fright!"
Hercule and Vegeta fell over.
"Will you cut that out android!"
Cell couldn't answer Vegeta because he was laughing so much.
"I don't find this the least bit funny!"
"Ha...ye-hahahaha-yes it hahahahaa...yes it is!"
"Grr..."
Cell stood up and wiped a tear.
"Oh man...you should have seen your faces."
"CELL!"
"Huh? Oh right the match. Ready...fight."
Vegeta smirked as Hercule started to punch him.
"Feel the wrath of my fists Vegeta!"
Vegeta yawned and grabbed both of Hercule's wrists. Vegeta pushed Hercule and then landed a swift kick. Hercule went flying into the wall.
"Hercule landed out of the ring. Vegeta wins. What a surprise."
Hercule grabbed his head and started to whine.
"That's not fair! I want a rematch! I um...tripped on my...shoe laces! Yeah that's it."
Vegeta and Cell both rolled their eyes.
"You lost so leave!"
"Fine! You losers! You cheated!"
Hercule ran over to the other side of the room.
***
Sargent Smiley's eye was twitching.
"Can't...take all...this...happiness...EVERYONE SIT DOWN NOW!"
Vegeta growled.
'I'm never going to get a chance to fight Cell! Poor Bulma.'
Everyone walked over to their desks. Dodoria raised his hand.
"What is it tubby!?"
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
"Well too bad!"
"Please! I REALLY NEED TO GO!"
"Fine! You have 2 minutes!"
Dodoria ran out of the room and down the hallway. Frieza and Zarbon smiled at each other. Sargent Smiley walked over to the board.
"It's time for times table drills!"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Times tables?"
"What's that?"
"Don't play stupid with me! It's multiplication!"
"We only know how to add and subtract sir. Well...except Bulma and Cell. They're the smartest."
"Well...let's have a contest! Cell and Bulma get up here!"
Bulma walked over to the board. Cell leaned toward her.
"You are still technically my slave."
"But Vegeta said I was free until you both fought."
"I had my fingers crossed."
Cell smirked at her.
"I command you to lose."
"To...lose?"
Cell nodded.
"If you know what's good for you, you'll listen to me."
Bulma sighed and looked down at her feet.
"Fine. I'll lose."
"Good."
Sargent Smiley finished explaining multiplication to the class.
"Ok. We'll start with Bulma. 5x9!"
"45."
"Cell...6x8!"
"48."
"7x9!"
"63."
"7x8!"
"56."
This went on for awhile. Sargent Smiley decided that these last two would decide the winner.
"Bulma...11x12!"
"Um..."
She looked over at Cell.
"123."
"That's wrong! Cell, if you can answer it correctly you win."
"The answer is 132."
"Correct!"
Bulma sighed and went back to her seat. Vegeta glared at Cell.
'He made her lose! I know it! Grr...I'll kill him!'
Frieza raised his hand.
"What is it!?"
"Dodoria has been in the bathroom a really long time."
"You're right! Don't you kids do anything! I'll be right back!"
Sargent Smiley dashed out of the room. Frieza and Zarbon grabbed the bucket of glue and feathers.
"Ok Zarbon. Fly up there and put the bucket over the door. Then attach the string to it."
"Ok!"
Zarbon set the bucket up and tied the string on. He flew back down and held the string.
"When he opens the door and steps in you pull the string, covering him with glue. I'll be waiting up here and I'll pour the feathers on him. Then we can all run out!"
The class started to giggle.
"Hey that's a good plan Frieza!"
"Thanks. Shh! He's coming."
The class all smiled and waited. Sargent Smiley was dragging Dodoria down the hallway.
"Get in there!"
He shoved Dodoria into the classroom. Dodoria made sure he was out of the way. Sargent Smiley stepped into the room. Zarbon pulled the string and the glue split all over Sargent Smiley.
"ALL RIGHT! WHOEVER DID THAT IS GOING TO PAY!!"
Frieza smirked and poured the feathers on him.
"Take that!"
All the chibis grabbed their stuff and ran out of the room. Vegeta pushed Sargent Smiley.
"Later sucker!"
***
Wee! Did that suck? I hope not -_- Tell me what you think! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! I love you guys! And I'm going to apologize again with my very late updates and all my stories! SORRY!!! *gives everyone cool stuff*
Disclaimer: Cell: *drops a beat* Me: Yo yo my name is Jess-Chan and I'm a big DBZ fan. If you think I own DBZ, you must be cra-zy! Cell: That was...lame. -_- Me: Feh like you could do better. Cell: Maybe I could...I am perfect you know. Me: *rolls eyes*
***
Vegeta and Hercule were just about ready to fight. Cell awaited eagerly.
'I can't wait to fight Vegeta.'
Vegeta was just about to attack when the bell rang.
"Ugh! It's time to go home already?"
"I guess so. You two will have to finish this battle tomorrow."
"Fine with me. I guess you lucked out Vegeta."
"I don't think it was me who lucked out."
"Ha!"
Sargent Smiley growled loudly and slammed his fists on the desk.
"WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL RINGING NOISE!?"
All the chibis stopped packing up and looked at Sargent Smiley like he was a nut. Lunch raised her hand.
"Uh...Sargent Smiley sir?"
"What is it soldier!?"
"That ringing noise is the bell to go home."
"The bell to go home?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
"Well isn't that nice. SIT BACK DOWN NOW!"
Vegeta's mouth dropped open.
"Wha-what!?"
"I said sit down! That's an order and you will all follow it!"
Everyone reluctantly sat down except Frieza.
"I'm not sitting down! I'm going home!"
"You will sit down and you'll do it NOW!!"
"Everyone else is leaving! It's not fair!"
"SIT DOWN NOW!!!"
Frieza pouted and stomped his feet, ready to throw a fit. Zarbon walked over to Frieza and dragged him back to his seat.
"Lord Frieza, we'll have more time to do that practical joke if we stay."
"Hmph, fine Zarbon."
***
Everyone was staring at the clock, waiting for Sargent Smiley to stop talking. He was telling them about his experiences in the army. Goku's stomach was growling.
'Aww man. It's been 2 hours since I last ate! I'm so hungry.'
Goku surveyed the area for food.
'Aww! There's nothing...unless I eat my Tylenol. NO! What am I thinking! I love them...but then again. They look so yummy and tasty. Mmm...so little and white. I bet they taste so sweet.'
Goku reached into his desk and pulled out the bottle of Tylenol. He popped off the top and downed the whole bottle. Chi Chi was surprised to see Goku do that.
"Goku?"
"Mm?"
"Um...do you know you're eating your Tylenol?"
"Yeah. Want some?"
Goku stuck out his tongue filled with tiny white pills.
"Ugh...no thanks."
***
Sargent Smiley decided that everyone deserved a break for being well behaved. Dodoria, Frieza and Zarbon were in a corner talking.
"Ok. We need glue, feathers and a bucket."
"Are you sure this is a good idea. I mean...he isn't so bad. He let us have a break."
"Dodoria?"
"Yes Lord Frieza?"
"Give me a good reason why I should punch you in the face."
"Erm...I'll get the glue!"
Dodoria hurried off. Zarbon and Frieza sighed and went back to planning their attack.
***
Goku frantically searched the room.
"Where are they!?"
He sat down and started to cry. Chi Chi came over and sat next to him.
"What's wrong honey?"
"I can't find my Tylenol anywhere!"
Chi Chi looked at Goku strangely.
"Don't you remember?"
"Remember what Chi Chi?"
"You ate them."
"I WHAT!?"
"Um...ate them?"
"Tell me you're kidding! I wouldn't eat my precious babies!"
Chi Chi handed Goku the empty bottle of Tylenol.
"I...I did eat them, didn't I? I'm...a monster!"
Goku started crying hysterically.
"I'm a murder!"
"Goku! Are you are not!"
"You don't want to marry me, the murder. I understand Chi Chi. I'll just go away."
Goku started to walk away.
"Wait! I never said that! Grr!"
Chi Chi kicked the bottle of Tylenol.
'Why did I have to tell him that! I could have bought in a new bottle! He wouldn't know! Wait...maybe I still can! Our marriage will be saved!'
***
Piccolo sighed while he 'fried' eggs in the kitchen center.
"Can't I ever pick what we do Lunch?"
"Well what do you wanna do Piccolo?"
"Meditate."
"But I don't know how."
"It's simple. I can teach you."
"Uh...ok I guess."
"Good. Let's go."
***
Vegeta smiled.
'Maybe staying longer wasn't such a bad idea after all. I still have time to kick afro puff's ass.'
Hercule rubbed his hands together.
'Man! This is going to be great! I'll kick Vegeta's butt and all the girls will love me and everyone will fear, yet respect me! I'm so smart. Vegeta has no idea what he's up against.'
Bulma rubbed her temples. Hercule was giving her a headache.
'All he does is ramble about how he's the greatest and strongest! Vegeta, you better beat him!'
Cell finished setting up the ring, made entirely out of legos. (A/N: I just love Legos ^_^)
"Ok. Let's get this match started, shall we?"
Vegeta hopped over the legos and stood ready to attack. Hercule winked at Bulma and then tripped over the lego ring. Cell muttered about how his perfect lego ring was ruined.
"Graceful entrance."
"Shut up Vegeta!"
Cell sighed.
"Ok. When I say fight you can start, ok?"
"Fine."
"All right."
"Ready...flight!"
Vegeta and Hercule were about to attack when Cell interrupted them.
"I don't believe I said fight."
"Ugh! Come on Cell! This isn't funny!"
"Ok ok. Ready...fright!"
Hercule and Vegeta fell over.
"Will you cut that out android!"
Cell couldn't answer Vegeta because he was laughing so much.
"I don't find this the least bit funny!"
"Ha...ye-hahahaha-yes it hahahahaa...yes it is!"
"Grr..."
Cell stood up and wiped a tear.
"Oh man...you should have seen your faces."
"CELL!"
"Huh? Oh right the match. Ready...fight."
Vegeta smirked as Hercule started to punch him.
"Feel the wrath of my fists Vegeta!"
Vegeta yawned and grabbed both of Hercule's wrists. Vegeta pushed Hercule and then landed a swift kick. Hercule went flying into the wall.
"Hercule landed out of the ring. Vegeta wins. What a surprise."
Hercule grabbed his head and started to whine.
"That's not fair! I want a rematch! I um...tripped on my...shoe laces! Yeah that's it."
Vegeta and Cell both rolled their eyes.
"You lost so leave!"
"Fine! You losers! You cheated!"
Hercule ran over to the other side of the room.
***
Sargent Smiley's eye was twitching.
"Can't...take all...this...happiness...EVERYONE SIT DOWN NOW!"
Vegeta growled.
'I'm never going to get a chance to fight Cell! Poor Bulma.'
Everyone walked over to their desks. Dodoria raised his hand.
"What is it tubby!?"
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
"Well too bad!"
"Please! I REALLY NEED TO GO!"
"Fine! You have 2 minutes!"
Dodoria ran out of the room and down the hallway. Frieza and Zarbon smiled at each other. Sargent Smiley walked over to the board.
"It's time for times table drills!"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Times tables?"
"What's that?"
"Don't play stupid with me! It's multiplication!"
"We only know how to add and subtract sir. Well...except Bulma and Cell. They're the smartest."
"Well...let's have a contest! Cell and Bulma get up here!"
Bulma walked over to the board. Cell leaned toward her.
"You are still technically my slave."
"But Vegeta said I was free until you both fought."
"I had my fingers crossed."
Cell smirked at her.
"I command you to lose."
"To...lose?"
Cell nodded.
"If you know what's good for you, you'll listen to me."
Bulma sighed and looked down at her feet.
"Fine. I'll lose."
"Good."
Sargent Smiley finished explaining multiplication to the class.
"Ok. We'll start with Bulma. 5x9!"
"45."
"Cell...6x8!"
"48."
"7x9!"
"63."
"7x8!"
"56."
This went on for awhile. Sargent Smiley decided that these last two would decide the winner.
"Bulma...11x12!"
"Um..."
She looked over at Cell.
"123."
"That's wrong! Cell, if you can answer it correctly you win."
"The answer is 132."
"Correct!"
Bulma sighed and went back to her seat. Vegeta glared at Cell.
'He made her lose! I know it! Grr...I'll kill him!'
Frieza raised his hand.
"What is it!?"
"Dodoria has been in the bathroom a really long time."
"You're right! Don't you kids do anything! I'll be right back!"
Sargent Smiley dashed out of the room. Frieza and Zarbon grabbed the bucket of glue and feathers.
"Ok Zarbon. Fly up there and put the bucket over the door. Then attach the string to it."
"Ok!"
Zarbon set the bucket up and tied the string on. He flew back down and held the string.
"When he opens the door and steps in you pull the string, covering him with glue. I'll be waiting up here and I'll pour the feathers on him. Then we can all run out!"
The class started to giggle.
"Hey that's a good plan Frieza!"
"Thanks. Shh! He's coming."
The class all smiled and waited. Sargent Smiley was dragging Dodoria down the hallway.
"Get in there!"
He shoved Dodoria into the classroom. Dodoria made sure he was out of the way. Sargent Smiley stepped into the room. Zarbon pulled the string and the glue split all over Sargent Smiley.
"ALL RIGHT! WHOEVER DID THAT IS GOING TO PAY!!"
Frieza smirked and poured the feathers on him.
"Take that!"
All the chibis grabbed their stuff and ran out of the room. Vegeta pushed Sargent Smiley.
"Later sucker!"
***
Wee! Did that suck? I hope not -_- Tell me what you think! *gives thumbs up* Thanks! I love you guys! And I'm going to apologize again with my very late updates and all my stories! SORRY!!! *gives everyone cool stuff*