Eek! =@_@()= I'm really sorry about taking so long to update. School was killing me with all it's work and then I got sick with this really bad throat infection. I had a constant fever for like 5 days *dies* But I'm all recovered and on my spring break! =^_^= Yay! So I decided to get some writing done!

Thank you all so much for reviewing! =^_^= I'm so happy everyone is really enjoying this story! *hugs everyone* You guys are super awesome! *tosses super awesome confetti on everyone* YAY!

Disclaimer: Jess: I don't own DBZ or anything else! So don't sue me! I don't have any money anyway! *cries* Cell: Yes you do! I was looking through your bag and found your wallet with plenty of money! Jess: Hey! That money's reserved for spending on my Jennifer! AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BAG!? Cell: I have a perfect explanation for that. Jess: Oh yeah, then let's hear it. Cell: You see, I...um...*runs* Jess: Oi! Get back here you jerk!

***

Mrs. Haggison paced back and forth in front of the classroom, obviously not pleased.

"It appears some of you," she glared right at Frieza before continuing, "decided they were too good for my pop quiz!"

The smirk on Frieza's faced broadened in pleasure knowing he had successfully annoyed the old bat. Frieza 1, Mrs. Haggison 0.

"Sooooo..." she drawled on, leaving the chibis in suspense, "I've decided to...let you all have play time!" Mrs. Haggison placed something that resembled a smile on her face. It was so awkward, it clearly didn't belong there.

The chibis were absolutely boggled. Did she just say they could have play time? There had to be some catch, but what exactly was she planning? It didn't really matter to the chibis, they wanted to play! Only Frieza, who remained in his seat, seemed to care.

"She's up to something! I know it!" Frieza growled under his breath, never taking his eyes off of his new enemy.

***

"Goku?" Chi Chi desperately tried to draw Goku's attention away from his Tylenol. She mentally cursed herself for giving them to him. They were supposed to help her get Goku to marry her, not ruin her chances! Chi Chi stopped pestering Goku and looked around the room for something that could knock some common sense into her future husband. Anything at all!

"That's it!"

Chi Chi's eyes fell on the perfect weapon. A light from above shone upon this weapon, almost like some sort of validation that it was what she needed. Chi Chi even swore she heard angels singing as she was propelled forward by some unknown force. She hastily snatched up the weapon into her little hands and immediately felt the power within. The plastic frying pan from the kitchen center was the answer. It could cut through the air with ease, it was simple to wield! Sure she had whacked some of the boys, namely Dodoria, with it a few times before, but that was playful. One swift, yet strong blow to the head and Goku would be normal again...or perhaps normal for the first time ever.

Chi Chi smirked and raised the frying pan up in triumph. She was getting married and she was getting married today!

***

Cell and Vegeta stared each other down. It was time to fight for Bulma's future. Bulma stood at the side of the ring, watching Cell and Vegeta step in.

"He's really fighting for me! That's so sweet." Bulma smiled to herself although she was rather nervous. Cell wasn't that bad, but Bulma really didn't want to be stuck as his slave forever!

Zarbon had agreed to be the official of this match. He had nothing better to do since his master had gone crazy trying to get back at Mrs. Haggison. He made a signal for the fighters to get in their stances, then rang the bell.

Bulma winced and covered her eyes. She couldn't watch this! They were really fighting viciously and they had just begun!

***

Piccolo had the perfect chance to meditate, but he couldn't concentrate. Launch was nowhere to be found and that made Piccolo uncomfortable. What if she was waiting to catch him off guard and attack him with...with KISSES!? Ugh! Piccolo stuck out his tongue at the thought. Girls were so stupid and gross! Why wouldn't Launch leave him alone?

***

Chi Chi tiptoed up to Goku holding her newfound savior, the frying pan. She was about to check if Goku was paying attention when she caught herself. Of course he wasn't paying attention! He was too occupied with those damn pills. Chi Chi growled and tightened her grip on the frying pan. She raised it high above her head and brought it down as hard as she could.

WHAM!!!

Chi Chi fell backwards from the force of her own blow. Did she really hit him that hard?

"Goku...?" Chi Chi asked uneasily. She watched as his eyes glazed over. "Oh my gosh! Goku, I'm so sorry! GOKU!?"

THUD!

Goku fell face first onto the floor with a sickening crack. Chi Chi was positive he had cracked his head if she didn't do it first.

"Oh no, oh no!" Chi Chi flailed her arms about aimlessly while she sat on the ground. What did she do to her husband!? She was only trying to help! She didn't want to kill him!

"Uuughmmph..."

Chi Chi blinked. He made a noise...HE WAS ALIVE! She didn't kill Goku!

Goku peeled himself off the floor. "Owwies...that kinda hurt," Goku moaned, gingerly touching his head.

"Oh thank kami! You're not bleeding." Chi Chi let out a sigh of relief. Boy, Goku sure did have a hard head.

Chi Chi stood, hauling Goku up with her. "Are you ok, hon-" Chi Chi blinked, then rubbed her eyes. Was she dreaming? Goku's eyes had been replaced by...hearts!?

"It really worked! Oh Goku! Let's..." Chi Chi trailed off. Goku wasn't looking at her. He was looking at her at all! He was looking at something right behind her...

***

Cell and Vegeta seemed to be evenly matched, but neither Bulma nor Zarbon could tell if one fighter was toying with the other. Bulma had long since removed her hands from her eyes. The fight was actually interesting, even if it looked like it hurt a lot.

Bulma bounced up and down. Vegeta had just delivered a harsh blow that had knocked Cell right on his rear end! Bulma's smile quickly faded as Cell sprung to his feet and sent a kick straight to Vegeta's side.

"Oh no!" Bulma gasped along with Zarbon.

Cell had kicked the wind out of Vegeta and knocked him flat on the ground. He attempted to get up, but found the room started swirling. Vegeta stayed down in an effort to regain his breath while Zarbon began his count.

"Come on, Vegeta!" Bulma had remained quiet throughout the whole match until now. She really felt Vegeta could use some cheering on.

"What's wrong, Prince? Can't get up?" Cell mocked, smirking proudly at Vegeta.

Vegeta hissed at Cell through his clenched teeth. As soon as the room stopped spinning, Cell was so going to pay!

"6!" Zarbon counted off with his fingers raised in the air.

All of a sudden a gleeful, childish shout ripped through the air.

"What the..."

"FLYING TACKLE GLOMP!"

"GAH! NO!"

Goku charged madly at Cell. He pounced into the ring and onto Cell, knocking him out of the ring. Goku then proceeded to trap Cell in a bone-crushing glomp.

"What's gotten into you, Goku!? Have you gone crazy...er? Get off of me!" Cell cried, trying to pry Goku off of him.

"Kakarot! What's wrong with you! We were...in...wait a minute..."

"What?" Cell eyed Vegeta, still attempting to get Goku to release him from the embarrassing glomp.

"I WON!"

"What are you talki-DAMMIT! Goku, you cost me the match!"

Goku had no reply. He just held Cell tighter.

Bulma couldn't believe it! Goku had actually saved Vegeta, which in turn saved her! SHE WAS SAVED!

Zarbon kneeled down to raise Vegeta's arm. "Vegeta wins by ring out!"

***

"What have I done!?" Chi Chi sobbed. She had just witnessed her husband fall in love with another person...another GUY...and it was all her fault! "I should have just dealt with his unhealthy pill obsession! Now he's obsessed with...with...CELL!"

Chi Chi looked back down at the frying pan she held in her hands. "Maybe if I hit him again, I can fix everything!" With a devilish glint in her eye, Chi Chi set off to plot.

***

Frieza's eyes were glued onto Mrs. Haggison's figure. He snorted at the noise his fellow classmates were producing. How could they be so foolish? They were falling right into her little trap! Of course Frieza didn't know what her trap was, but he was convinced there was one.

"Look at her watching Law and Order on her stupid little portable TV," Frieza thought to himself. "Watching her precious show! That's probably the only reason she let us have play time! I wonder if I can get that show canceled..." Frieza sweatdropped at his lack of revenge skills. He needed his servants to help out, but they were just fools! He needed flawless plans, he couldn't afford any botches. This was serious.

***

Dodoria groaned to himself. Why did that Hercule kid have to keep following him!? Curse Mrs. Haggison for sitting them together!

"Listen, Hercule, I told you before...I DON'T LIKE YOU! Stop following me already!"

"But, I find you funny!" Hercule was lying, but he was positive Dodoria couldn't tell. He needed to have at least one friend before he could win the whole class over.

"You...you do? But Lord Frieza always said my jokes were lame!"

"What does that Frieza guy know?"

"Yeah! He wouldn't know funny if it bit him on the nose!"

Hercule glanced around. "Was that supposed to be funny? Just laugh, idiot!" His mind screamed at him. "Hahahaha!" Hercule let out quite possibly the worst fake laugh known to man, but Dodoria didn't know the difference. No one had ever laughed at his jokes before. He decided to take back what he said about Hercule. This kid wasn't bad, not bad at all.

***

Piccolo cracked open an eye and looked around. It was eerily quiet, he was certain Launch was around somewhere. Piccolo sighed and closed his eye, but found both open after hearing a giggling noise. Piccolo narrowed his eyes suspiciously and glanced around, trying to find where the giggle had come from. He picked himself off the ground and checked by the cubbies.

"I GOT YOU!"

Piccolo had no time to react before Launch threw herself onto him. Surprisingly Launch put a lot of her weight into the hug, forcing both chibis to fall to the ground.

"Hello!" Launch chimed cheerfully.

Piccolo stared at her with a half shocked, half annoyed look on his face. "Where exactly did you come from?"

"The coat closet, silly!"

Piccolo cursed under his breath. Of course, the coat closet! He was so close! If only he had looked there instead, he would have saved himself a lot of embarrassment.

"You're so funny, Pi-ah...ahhh..."

"Oh no!" Piccolo had no idea what to do! Launch was about to sneeze, and he experienced her sneeze before. It was not pretty at all.

"AH CHOU!"

Piccolo gaped wide-eyed at the now blonde haired Launch, who happened to be glaring menacingly at him and holding a machine gun.

***

Cell finally pried the crazed Goku off of himself.

"What's wrong with you!?" Cell screamed at Goku, upset he had lost the match and a slave.

"I love you, sweetheart!" Goku replied, snuggling up next to Cell.

"You what!? Did you just call me sweetheart!?" Cell thought he was going to have a heart attack. First the kid was addicted to Tylenol and now Goku's in love with him!

Vegeta, Bulma, and Zarbon could barely contain their laughter. It was funny enough that Goku had cost Cell the match with a "flying tackle glomp", but Cell being called sweetheart definitely was one of the funniest things ever.

"Goku, you do realize I'm a guy, right?" Cell asked, desperately trying to move away from Goku.

"Don't be a silly goose! You're no guy, Cellina!" Goku giggled, clinging to "Cellina's" leg.

If Cell responded to Goku, no one heard because it was drowned out by the laughter of Vegeta, Bulma and Zarbon.

"Hahahaha! Cellina!?"

"Shut up!!!" Cell screamed, glaring daggers at the laughing chibis.

"Aww it's ok, Cellina! Don't be mad!" Bulma teased and smiled at Cell.

"MY NAME'S NOT CELLINA AND YOU KNOW-MMMP!"

Goku clamped his hand over Cell's mouth. "Shh! Honey, you're causing a scene!"

Cell began to thrash violently. "MPPPMHHHHHPMMH!!!!!!!!"

***

Mrs. Haggison stepped away from her portable TV to speak with her son-in-law, who happened to be waiting outside the classroom for a report. Frieza selected that time to strike with his ultimate plan.

"This is so...lame, ugh!" Frieza hated to admit it, but he was nothing without his servants. He shrugged to himself, figuring something was better than nothing...even if that something was as dumb as stealing the hag's TV so she couldn't watch her precious Law and Order.

Frieza peeked into the hallway before sneaking to Mrs. Haggison's desk with practiced stealth. He quickly grabbed the portable TV and wondered where he could hide it. Frieza's eyes spotted the perfect spot.

"The new kid's desk...I'll frame him! This isn't so lame anymore!" Frieza smiled to himself as he checked around to see if anyone was looking. The chibis were all occupied and never noticed Frieza slip the TV inside Hercule's desk.

***

Chi Chi sat in the corner and pondered about how she was going to go about bashing Goku in the head again. She looked over to Goku who was currently trying to kiss an irrate Cell and sweatdropped.

"I guess I'll just go over there and whack him while he's busy with Cell," Chi Chi said to herself with a shrug of her shoulders.

She got up off the floor, dusted herself off and walked over to Cell and Goku. Chi Chi held the frying pan as if it were a baseball bat and took a swing.

BONK!!!!

Goku stumbled around before falling lifelessly to the ground. The chibis present blinked at Chi Chi, wondering exactly why she just walked over and mercilessly struck Goku in the head with a plastic frying pan.

"Uuuuhh..." Goku groaned and sat up, rubbing his head. Again, his eyes were replaced by hearts. Chi Chi silently prayed to Kami that it this time it worked right.

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Woo! I finally updated! Took long enough, ne? I kept getting interrupted while writing this chapter =-_-()= Anyway...please review and tell me what you thought! *gives thumbs up* Thanks so much! And I apologize for the CellxGoku-ness in there =^^()= I just HAD to put that there for my girlfriend. We're totally obsessed with that pairing *giggles*