A/N: Wow. I am SERIOUSLY very sorry. Whoever said junior year was the hardest wasn't joking. School has been eating away all my time. I have an essay almost every week to write for my AP history class and my physics teacher treats us like college students, so a lot of time is spent trying to teach myself physics so I can hand in my homework. What time I do manage to get is spent with my boyfriend, who I don't get to see often 'cause he lives a few towns away from me. My Christmas break has just flown by. This is my last day of freedom and I'm home alone with nothing to do. I figured I was a little (more like WAY) overdue for an update. I hope everyone had wonderful holidays and happy new year to all you guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Tylenol. I asked for the legal rights to both for Christmas, but Santa was stingy this year

ENJOY!

Goku winced as he stood up from the ground. Chi Chi awaited eagerly for his next move. Would he finally be in love with her? Or would he become obsessed with someone else?

"Mmm..." Goku took a step forward, closing the space between him and Chi Chi.

"Oh Goku!" Chi Chi cooed, joy and excitement flowing through her body. She leaned forward to catch Goku in her arms, but found herself lying face-down on the floor. Now where did he disappear to?

Launch had Piccolo pinned underneath her. She pointed her machine gun right at Piccolo's head.

"Now, Launch, you wouldn't want to hurt me...would you?" Piccolo silently prayed he could somehow get through to her. Maybe her normal self was trapped inside somewhere and if he tried hard enough, he could reach her. Such a Goku thing to do, but it was better than getting shot.

"Now why wouldn't I want to hurt you?" Launch grinned devilishly, pushing the gun harder into Piccolo's head. He was really screwed now. So much for trying to get through to her.

"PICCOLA!"

"Huh?"

Piccolo and Launch looked to see Goku running toward them. What on earth was going on with this kid now?

"Goku, what are you doing!?"

"Piccola, I missed you!" Goku flung himself at "Piccola", knocking Launch out of the way.

Piccola? Piccolo's face contorted in confusion. "What are you talking about?"

Goku giggled gleefully and poked Piccolo's cheeks. "You, silly!"

Piccolo growled and pushed Goku off himself. Had this kid gone mad? Wait, no. He was already crazy, but this was just insane.

Goku clung to Piccolo's arm and rubbed his face against it, much like a cat does. "Oh I missed you so much! Give your honey some sugar!" Goku said, turning his cheek for Piccolo to kiss.

"WHAT!?" Piccolo's eyes bulged out of his head. "Are you insane, Goku!? I'm not KISSING you! AND MY NAME IS PICCOLO!!"

"GET OFF HIM!"

Goku and Piccolo's heads both snapped in Launch's direction. Her envious eyes glared straight at Goku. She gripped her machine gun and took a threatening step forward.

"Why should I get off my beloved Piccola?" Goku blinked innocently at Launch, who took another step toward Goku.

"So we need to find him fast!"

Cell, Zarbon, Vegeta and Bulma stared at Chi Chi, who had just finished explaining the situation with Goku.

"You're telling me that you decided to bash Goku upside the head in order to get him 'normal'?" Cell asked, trying to clear up his confusion. Maybe Chi Chi and Goku belonged together. They were obviously both nutcases.

Chi Chi nodded her head shamefully. "I was just angry because he was paying attention to his stupid Tylenol..."

"We'll help you find him, Chi Chi. And we'll make sure he goes back to normal...well normal for him." Bulma offered her friend a smile.

"Thanks."

Frieza made his way back to his desk unnoticed. He rubbed his hands together in anticipation. Though his plan started out lame, it was now going to be very interesting. He wondered what Mrs. Haggison would do to the new kid once she found her TV in his desk.

"Frieza, you truly are the greatest," Frieza congratulated himself. "I knew I didn't need my servants. I'm perfectly capable of carrying out plans myself."

Frieza leaned back in his desk, extremely pleased with himself. He watched the door for Mrs. Haggison's return.

"Kindergarten graduation is just around the corner, Agnes."

Mrs. Haggison sighed at her son-in-law's doubt of her abilities. How could he possibly think she wouldn't be able to whip these dumb brats in shape before their graduation? He was too worried about the school's reputation and that made him weak. She narrowed her eyes at him in disgust. Pitiful.

"I can assure you that they will be the best behaved children in this school, and they will continue their good behavior when they enter the elementary school. You hired me, did you not? So why are you so skeptical now? I thought you knew I was perfect for this task." Mrs. Haggison folded her arms as the principle shifted nervously. She even intimidated him! How dumb could he be to think the brats would take control of her?

"Yes, yes I did. However, I thought the same thing about Sargent Smiley. He's an army Sargent and they killed his spirit! I'm just nervous-"

"About the school's reputation?" Mrs. Haggison cut in.

"Well...yes."

The hag shook her head at what she saw as her son-in-law's incompetence. She turned her back and went into the classroom, more determined than ever to show that she was fully adequate to handle a few bratty kids.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?" Hercule sighed. How many more of Dodoria's stupid jokes did he have to sit through? Getting people to like him sure was hard work.

"Cargo!"

"Cargo who?"

"Car go beep beep!" Dodoria started cracking up at his own joke.

Hercule sat absolutely stunned at the terrible joke Dodoria just told. He thought the other one's were bad, but that one just took the cake. How was that supposed to be funny?

Hercule ran the joke through his head once more, not amused whatsoever, but he had to laugh. "Ha...haha..."

Dodoria squealed. "I'm so happy you liked that one! Lord Frieza hated that joke the most. I'm not sure why, I think it's hilarious!"

"Yeah...me too..." Hercule was ready to jump out the window. He picked the worst person to get to like him first.

Launch was now backing Goku into a corner, gun aimed at his head.

"Listen, Piccola and I are very happy together! I know you're jealous because Piccola is a very pretty girl, but I'm almost positive she doesn't swing that way if you know what I mean."

"SHUT UP!" Launch screamed, poking Goku with the gun. "Piccolo is a boy and he's MINE!"

Goku giggled. "Silly, you're confused. Piccola is obviously a girl and she's not yours."

Launch had enough of Goku's stupidity. She brought the gun up, aimed and pulled the trigger. The bullet bounced off Goku's head and dropped to the floor.

"Hehe, ow! That kind of stung." Goku rubbed the tiny red mark the bullet made on his forehead.

Launch growled, fed up with the lack of pain she caused and whacked Goku with the butt of her gun just as Chi Chi and the others arrived.

"Oh kami!" Chi Chi watched Goku fall to the ground and hoped he'd turn back to normal.

The chibis crowded around Goku as he slowly regained consciousness.

"What happened? Where are my Tylenol?" Goku looked around, then up at the chibis staring at him. "Hi...?"

"YAY!" Chi Chi jumped up and down. "He's back, he's back!"

Mrs. Haggison returned to her desk and sat in her chair. "I hope I didn't miss much." She looked ahead, excepting to see Law and Order. Instead she saw nothing but the anger. Which brat took her TV? Mrs. Haggison cleared her throat, "GET BACK INTO YOUR SEATS!!"

All the chibis turned to look at the hag, noticing her face was turning red and she was scowling more than usual. They decided it was best to go without any complains.

Satisfied that the chibis listened, Mrs. Haggison walked to the front of the room. "Someone took my portable TV and if they confess now, there will be no consequences." She figured it would be a better approach to play nice first. If she started threatening them, they might get scared and never confess.

The chibis looked around the room at each other. They were basically all around each other, so then how could one of them have done it?

Ah ha...

The chibis turned their attention to the smirking Frieza, as did Mrs. Haggison.

"I knew it!" She stormed over to Frieza's desk. "Where is it, brat!"

"I don't have your stupid TV, you hag! Are you sure you're just not going senile?" Frieza smiled as Mrs. Haggison's face turned even redder. Frieza 2, Mrs. Haggison 0.

"Give back the TV!"

Frieza wanted to hint for her to check desks, but he didn't want to seem too suspicious. How could he go about doing this?

"Where do you think I put it? In my desk?" Frieza asked, congratulating himself in his mind once again.

Mrs. Haggison's face lit up. "Good idea, brat! I'm going to check everyone's desks, starting with yours!" Mrs. Haggison checked Frieza's desk, ready to prove she was right in assuming he took it. She stood back up after searching his desk, disappointed.

"It would appear that you were wrong." Frieza smiled.

Mrs. Haggison muttered something under her breath and continued her search. She looked through almost everyone's desks and found nothing! She only had one person left. Hercule.

"Before I look in your desk, I'm going to give you a chance to redeem yourself." Mrs. Haggison looked at Hercule, who seemed to be fine. She was expecting him to be nervous. Maybe he didn't take it.

"I didn't take it!"

"Ok, you had your chance." Mrs. Haggison said, beginning her search through Hercule's desk. "What's this?"

The class gasped as Mrs. Haggison held up her portable TV. The new kid was a thief?

"I didn't take it, honest!" Hercule cried. "You can ask Dodoria, I was with him the whole time! Tell her, Dodoria!"

Dodoria knew it couldn't have been Hercule who took the TV. He had been listening to his jokes the whole time. There was only one person who could have done it and that person was Frieza. So what was he to do? Sell out his master or go along with the only kid to ever laugh at his jokes?

Dodoria looked back and forth between his master and Hercule. "Um...I don't know what you're talking about Hercule." He had to, surely Frieza would beat him up. Besides, he had known Frieza way longer and was loyal to him. No amount of laughter could make him betray his Lord.

"What!?" Hercule was in total shock. Why would Dodoria lie like that? "I really didn't do it, I swear!!"

"And I gave you a chance of redemption," Mrs. Haggison shook her head. "You're really in for it now."

Hercule looked around to room for another witness. Someone had to have seen him with Dodoria. "I really didn't take it!"

"No one can trust a thief. Now get up!"

Eep! I wonder what's going to happen to Hercule. So...good, bad, ugly? Let me know! Thanks!!