Dancing Fools 2
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I Own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars is owned by ABC!
Chapter 2: Judges, Brawls, and more Brawls.
Thor swung his hammer,
"Taste my hammer, puny one!"
Hercules swung his mace,
"Me, puny? Look who's talking, Goldilocks!"
The brawl continued.
Ok, this has got to stop. If they keep fighting like this, my show will be ruined.
Yellow Jacket asked,
"Didn't you ruin it the first time when you did your parody?"
He got hit with a fly swatter,
"Ow! Farrah!"
Farrah grinned,
"Now, let's see if we can restore order around here."
She cleared her throat, and then roared like a lion. Everything stopped,
"Better."
I am so glad I am not her boyfriend right now, ladies and gentlemen. Now, that we have order, let's introduce our judges!
Miss Marvel rolled her eyes,
"It's all villains, right?"
Our first judge is…LOKI!
Loki turned around in her chair,
"Greetings, stupid mortals."
Thor yelled,
"I protest! My accursed-."
He blinked, noticing Loki is a woman,
"What happened?"
I think Loki got a sex change after Asgard was recreated. Although, this could all be a trick to have us think it is a woman when it really could be a man.
Loki said,
"I'll prove I am a woman."
She took her top off, Avengers were stunned. Hawkeye was stunned,
"Those look real!"
Hercules exclaimed,
"Thor, your sister is hot!"
Iron Man, his tongue hanging out, drooled,
"Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy…"
Wasp rolled her eyes,
"Definitely plastic surgery."
Loki sniped,
"You're just jealous I can stuff my face and not gain weight, unlike you. You probably need a crowbar to squeeze your fat ass into your own costume."
Wasp shouted,
"DIE!"
She tackled Loki, a catfight erupting.
You know, I just thought of something. I should definitely tape these catfights, and see if the WWE will give 'em a contract.
Farrah laughed,
"Wow, Janet can really deliver a submission hold."
The author got a camera,
Oh, this is so going to Vince. I can see it now; heroes wrestling villains! I'd make a fortune!
Farrah shook her head,
"Let's continue to the second judge."
You're right. Our second judge is…Henry Gyrich!
Gyrich turned around, bound and gagged to chair,
"MMAMAMAHAAAFFFAAAMMM!"
What's that, Henry? I can't understand you with that gag in your mouth.
Gyrich yelled louder and still gagged,
"MAFFHAHAMMAHAMAHMAM!"
Farrah was in shock,
"How dare you! I am a woman!"
She swung mallet, hitting Gyrich in the head. Gyrich had little images of Quin-jets float around head and a large lump appeared on his head. Farrah giggled,
"That's better."
Hawkeye asked,
"Hey, do you think I could have that mallet when you're done?"
I'll think about it. Our third judge for this evening…Dr. Doom!
Doom was bound to chair,
"Release me this instant, Persiana13! I am Doom! I will not be denied!"
Hawkeye grinned,
"It looks like Persiana13 is denying him the bathroom."
He broke out into laughter. Yellow Jacket said,
"If only Reed could see this now."
Hey, Doom. You know that whole Gray-Green thing has been out of style since disco, right?
Farrah smiled,
"I have just the thing to freshen him up."
She pulled out pink paint and dumped can on Doom. Doom was furious,
"Farrah! You will suffer at my hands when this is over!"
He looked down,
"What are you doing?"
Farrah held a paint brush,
"Adding a few kittens, some flowers…ooh! We have to put a rainbow!"
She painted a rainbow all over Doom's mask. The Avengers burst into laughter. Doom yelled,
"No! I am Doom! I will get you for this, Reed Richards! You have cost me-!"
He got hit with a mallet and was knocked out. Farrah smiled,
"That's better. Gives me more time to work on my canvas."
Diablos shook his head,
"My girlfriend has completely lost it. I have no idea how Leon put up with you."
Leon said off camera,
"Denial helps. The occasional head-butting the wall works too."
Diablos groaned,
"For once, can't my girlfriend be normal? Is that too much to ask?"
Miss Marvel said,
"With Farrah, it is."
Farrah shouted,
"Up yours, Barbie!"
She flipped off Miss Marvel.
Save if for backstage, ladies. Let's get this show on the road!
Next Chapter:
Let the dancing insanity begin!