Dancing Fools 2
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Chapter 4: Flaming Hearts!
And, we're back.
Firemen ran by, carrying fire extinguishers. The author reassured everyone,
Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, the studio is NOT on fire.
Gyrich was smoldering,
"I wish it was."
He got hit with a bean bag,
"OW! That does it! When my superiors find out what you've done, you'll-!"
An apple got stuffed in his mouth. Farrah shook her head,
"I couldn't stand to hear a grown man bitch."
Loki said,
"If I may…"
She waved her hand over Gyrich, instantly, Gyrich turned into a pig man. Audience was laughing. The author smirked,
Not bad, not bad at all, Loki. Now, let's get to this next couple.
Farrah grinned,
"Hey, let's get some grass skirts and have a luau."
Maybe after the show. Anyway, our next couple tonight is one that I had to bring back from the past. I mean, I don't know what Yellow Jacket was thinking when he did this, but, folks, I gotta tell ya; if you're willing to dump a woman like Tigra for a woman like Firebird, you definitely have something wrong with you.
Firebird entered in scandalous yellow dress,
"What's wrong with Henry? He's a nice man."
Bonnie, not to disappoint you or anything, but the guy's a loser. He created Ultron…
Wasp said off camera,
"He's hit me a few times."
Tigra called out in audience,
"He built a killer robot during his Avengers trial and tried to kill us…"
Yellow Jacket entered in tux with yellow tie,
"That was an accident."
Farrah growled,
"You built a killer Thor clone that murdered my boyfriend."
Yellow Jacket yelled,
"That was Tony's idea!"
Jarvis said from the audience,
"What about the time you were arrested for treason and espionage?"
Yellow Jacket was hysterical,
"THAT WAS NOT ME! THAT WAS A MISTAKE!"
Doom grumbled,
"So is this show."
He got hit with a mallet,
"OW!"
Silence, Doom. Now, Firebird and Yellow Jacket are going to dance…the Ramba!
As the two began dancing, the audience and the judges seemed to like it. Just as they were about to finish, however, Jean Grey entered and tackled Firebird,
"You copycat bitch! Die!"
A catfight broke out. Firebird screamed,
"Why are you doing this?"
Jean Grey yelled,
"I'm the Phoenix! You're an Avengers' wannabe! They based your character off of me! Why do you even have fans anyway?"
She doesn't keep dying and coming back to life.
Farrah nodded,
"She helped Thor with some problems he had."
Tigra added,
"She kept Hank warm for me."
Diablos said,
"She's not a whiny little bitch like you are, Grey."
Everyone turned to Diablos, stunned. Farrah was surprised,
"Wow! I never thought I'd hear my boyfriend bad mouth someone like that. Oh, he and I are so going to make babies later."
She squealed in delight. Jean Grey was stunned,
"HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Diablos shrugged,
"I probably do, but I just don't care."
He telekinetically lifted up Jean and launched her out of the studio. Jean was screaming.
Diablos, remind me to write you an 'M' rated romance with you and Farrah when this is over.
Diablos shook her head,
"No thanks. I just can't stand people who think they're better than everyone else."
Farrah kissed Diablos on the forehead,
"I love you, Lance."
All right, let's get to the judges. What do you think?
Loki chuckled,
"I found the performance…amusing. Eight."
Gyrich yelled,
"You're all nuts! A four!"
He got hit with mallet,
"OW! All right, a seven."
Doom nodded,
"Interesting. An eight as well."
Farrah grinned,
"23 points. You two are in the lead!"
Good for them. When we return after our commercial break, Wasp and Iron Man will do the Waltz. Let's hope it's Iron Man and not a psycho clone he built.
Iron Man shouted off camera,
"I heard that!"
Next Chapter:
Waltzing into a Psych Ward.