Dancing Fools 2
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars is owned by ABC!
Chapter 6: You want us to dance WHAT?
The author was talking on the phone,
Now, wait just a minute. Since when is rotten fruit considered a biological weapon? Next you'll be telling me rotten milk contains the secret to anthrax. You know what, just try it!
The author angrily hung up the phone,
I can't believe they think I'm some sort of terrorist!
Gyrich yelled,
"Like you're not! I mean, you're holding all of us hostage here in this insane asylum!"
Loki said,
"I was invited."
Gyrich was frantic,
"Several masked men dragged me out of my bed at three in the morning, in my underwear!"
The author snickered,
Who knew you had 'My Little Pony' underwear?
The audience burst into laughter. Gyrich was horrified,
"You swore you would never mention that!"
You didn't pay me enough to keep those photos out of the press, Gyrich. Now, the whole world knows you're a sissy, whiny, girlie man.
Farrah smirked,
"More so than you already are."
All right, now that we got Gyrich torture out of the way, let's go on with the show. Our next couple tonight is Vision and Scarlet Witch. I selected a dance style that had not been done on the previous season, and it's one that is sure to surprise everyone.
Vision entered, dressed like a rapper,
"Persiana13, I am still unsure as to what I am supposed to do?"
The author rolled his eyes,
Vision, you just ruined it for me! I was going to say Vision and Wanda are going to be dancing to hip hop.
Scarlet Witch entered in baggy clothes and sneakers,
"This has to be the most humiliating moment in my life."
Farrah asked,
"Even more so when you used your powers to make babies?"
Falcon said,
"Even more so when you had a nervous breakdown and killed some of the Avengers?"
She-Hulk added,
"Even more so when you tried to sleep with Cap?"
Wanda blinked,
"All right, that last one is a bit higher, but my point is, I don't even know what to do. I know I rehearsed and everything, but I'm not sure."
Vision placed his hand on Wanda's shoulder,
"I believe in you."
Yeah, yeah, we all get it. Can the mushy stuff and let's go.
As the two began hip hop style break-dancing, many in the audience were blown away by Wanda's and Vision's control and agility. It looked better than some of the other dancers' performance. The author applauded,
I'm impressed. And, to think, you two had absolutely no talent whatsoever.
Scarlet Witch glared,
"It's nice to see we're appreciated."
I know. Let's go to the judges.
Loki declared,
"I give...ten!"
Gyrich grumbled,
"You call that dancing!"
He got hit with a mallet and deliriously remarked,
"Ten!"
Doom said,
"Nine."
Farrah smiled,
"A total of 29 points. You two are in the lead."
Scarlet Witch squealed,
"Yay! Vision, this is amazing! Quick, let's make babies!"
Vision blinked,
"Uh, Wanda, you do remember the last time we tried to, right?"
He got carried off stage by an ecstatic Wanda.
All right, now, that that's settled; we're going to commercial break, and, when we return, Miss Marvel and Wonder Man will be performing the sexy samba!
Farrah grinned,
"Oh, this is going to be fun."
She rubbed her hands evilly.
Next Chapter:
Samba Smash!