Dancing Fools
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars is owned by ABC!
Chapter 8: Two to Tango!
Diablos asked,
"Who's on next?"
Wonder Girl answered,
"I think Superman is."
She sighed,
"Does Farrah look hot in that dress or what?"
Diablos blinked,
"Can I ask you something?"
Wonder Girl: Sure.
Diablos said,
"Are you still dating Speedy?"
Wonder Girl nodded,
"Yes, I am. However, Farrah did say something to me that I finally understand what she meant by it."
Diablos asked,
"Which was?"
Wonder Girl grinned,
"It is all right to window shop."
Diablos (blinked,
"O-K."
He thought to himself,
I'm having a long talk with Farrah when this is over.
All right, all right, let's get back to the show! Now, our next couple is a real treat for all you fans out there. We saw Superman on the first season and he and Fire literally burnt up the dance floor. Well, he's back, and this time, he's got a new hottie to play with.
Superman entered in appropriate tango wear,
"I'm being forced to do this!"
What are you complaining about, Supes? You're dancing with Sersi! Plus, I think she's giving you her number.
Superman said flatly,
"You do realize I'm married."
So was Henry VIII and look how many wives he had.
Farrah asked,
"Didn't he kill most of them?"
Details, details. I just want to keep going before we get canceled.
Gyrich grumbled,
"Which shouldn't be too long."
He got hit with bean bag,
"OW! You're getting sued for this, Persiana13!"
Yeah, I'll call those guys on Boston Legal. Which reminds me; who wants to do a parody on that show when this is over?
Everyone shouted,
"NO!"
Just asking. Geez, it's not like I'm gonna forge your signatures on the contract again.
The author looked away,
Mental note, remember to hire better forger next time.
Sersi entered in sexy green gown,
"Hello, Superman."
She grabbed Superman's butt, lustfully gazed at him. Superman was nervous,
"Miss, I'm flattered you're interested in me, but I'm married."
Sersi grinned,
"Cool! A three-way!"
An awkward silence came over the audience. The author cleared his throat,
You better jump on board, Supes. This is a once in a life-time opportunity!
Superman glared at the author,
"Do I look like Green Arrow to you?"
Farrah shook her head,
"No, he's not as chiseled as you are."
She licked her lips,
"I do have to admit, Sersi does have good tastes."
Hey, you and Sersi can lust on your own time, not on my show. Now, let the dancing commence!
As Sersi and Superman danced, Sersi was constantly grabbing Superman's backside, and rubbing up against him provocatively. Superman was hesitant to truly embrace the dance, but did to the best of his ability. Things were going smoothly when Lois entered and was furious,
"CLARK JOSEPH KENT!"
Oh, the middle name. That's not good.
Lois shouted,
"You said you were in a business meeting and couldn't be reached!"
Superman asked,
"How did you find out I was on?"
Lois shouted,
"I tuned in after what that bitch Fire was doing to you! And, here you are, dancing with…"
She looked at Sersi in disgust,
"THIS TRASH!"
Sersi scowled,
"Me? Trash? Look who's talking, Miss I-am-a-career-woman-who-is-so-busy-she-can't-make-love-to-her-husband!"
Lois was furious,
"Die, bitch!"
A cat-fight broke out. Thor declared,
"By the gods! Look at them go!"
Black Panther drooled,
"Wow, this Lois can fight!"
Farrah looked at the author,
"The fire house, boss?"
First, we get the judges' reaction. Then, we break it up.
Loki laughed,
"An amusing performance, although Superman was not as into it as I had hoped. A seven."
Gyrich drooled at the cat-fight,
"Ten!"
Doom commented,
"An eight."
Farrah said,
"A total of 25. Very good, Superman."
Superman groaned,
"Can we know break them up? I'm afraid Sersi could hurt my wife."
A loud rip was heard. Sersi, off camera, screeched,
"YOU BITCH! YOU SCALPED ME!"
Lois, off camera, cackled,
"Serves you right for asking to be in a three way!"
Sersi shouted off camera,
"Now, I don't want to! I want him all to my self now!"
The fighting continued.
Well, that went well. When we return, our final couple of the evening; Hyppolyta and Captain America!
Gyrich yelled,
"If the FCC is watching this, please cut the power!"
He got sprayed with a fire hose and went through a wall at the other end of the studio.
Next Chapter:
The Best for Last!