Dancing Fools 2
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I Own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars is owned by ABC!
Chapter 9: Hippolyta Hotness!
Wonder Woman groaned,
"My mother is dancing next."
She put her head in her hands,
"This has to be the most humiliating moment in my life."
Diablos asked,
"More so than the time you got banished?"
Wonder Woman looked at Diablos,
"Yes. Gods, what is Persiana13 thinking pairing up my mother with Captain America?"
Tigra shook her head,
"Oh, come on, Diana. Trust me on this; Cap is one of the sweetest, kindest men ever to live."
Farrah said,
"Outside of my boyfriend."
Tigra shrugged,
"Anyway, you don't have to worry, princess. She'll be all right."
Diablos said,
"It could be worse; she could be paired up with the Avengers' Hercules."
He looked around,
"Where is he, anyway?"
Wonder Woman smiled darkly,
"Last time I checked, somewhere in Egypt."
Farrah rolled her eyes,
"And she says I have issues. You do realize this is the Herc that is my friend and not the one that you know, right?"
Wonder Woman shot her a look,
"Sister, Hercules copped a feel, after I threw him out of the studio!"
You're paying for that gaping hole in my studio, princess. But, don't worry; I'll sell that footage of you in the shower. That'll about cover it.
Wonder Woman was horrified,
"You wouldn't! Please, don't!"
Promise me you won't criticize what Hippolyta is wearing when she comes out, and I'll think about it.
Hippolyta entered in the most REVEALING gown ever and smiled,
"I am ready, my Adonis."
The audience was slack-jawed. Wonder Woman was stunned,
"Mother, what are you wearing?"
Farrah grinned,
"Cool! It's the dress I made for her."
Wonder Woman glared at Farrah,
"I am having a VERY long talk about your sense of fashion when this is over, sister."
Wonder Girl thought to herself,
I wonder if Mother will let me have that dress when she is done.
She then giggled. Hippolyta had little hears float around her,
"Adonis, come on. It is time for our performance on stage. If you are good, we can have a performance in my bedroom afterwards."
Wonder Woman was covering her face,
"This is not happening. This is not happening."
Captain America entered in appropriate salsa wear,
"Tell me again why I'm doing this?"
I wanted two random couples for this show. Hey, an idea just came to me. A Hippolyta and Captain America romance fic. I think the fans would love it!
Wonder Woman groaned,
"This is not happening. Please tell me this is not happening."
Farrah was enjoying Diana's look on her face,
"Hey, what happened if they got married? Can you imagine the kids?"
Wonder Girl clapped excitedly,
"I always wanted a little sister!"
Wonder Woman screamed hysterically and ran out of studio,
"Hera, kill me now!"
The author blinked,
I think you broke her. Cool! While they dance, I'm gonna video tape Diana's nervous breakdown!
The author grabbed a camera and ran out of studio, chasing Wonder Woman. Hippolyta and Cap did the salsa. Every so often, Hippolyta tightened her grip, making Cap wince slightly and trying to handle the situation carefully. It did not help matters that the song choice was 'Let's get Physical'. No one dared to interrupt the dance, for fear of Hippolyta's temper. When the dancing was over, the author re-entered,
Oh, you cannot believe the look on Diana's face. I've got black mail material for years.
Farrah looked at the camera,
"Well, anyway, let's go to the judges."
Loki declared,
"A Ten!"
Gyrich shouted,
"Cap! This is all your fault for getting me into this mess!"
He got hit with a mallet,
"TEN!"
He fell unconscious. Doom was furious,
"You call that dancing?"
He got hit with a mallet,
"TEN!"
He then fell unconscious. Farrah clapped,
"A perfect score! 30 points!"
Hippolyta was ecstatic,
"Finally!"
She grabbed Cap and rushed back-stage. Cap shouted in protest,
"What are you doing?"
The sound of door slamming behind him could be heard. Hippolyta said off camera,
"Now, for our own little dance!"
Crashing sounds could be heard backstage. The author blinked,
All right. I think it's safe to say Hippolyta has a thing for Cap.
Diablos groaned,
"Ya think?"
He got hit with a mallet,
"OW!"
Next Chapter:
Yep, the finale!