Hey Hey People!!!! Yup I'm back! The night's not over! I'm serious! And Hyper! Welcome To The Return Special Of The First Annual Avatar Awards!!!!

Oh and guess what! We have more guest! Real ones! Waiting back stage! Dam I gotta cut the caffeine!

Anyways give it up for your next temporary host….. The Cabbage Man!

Hey I said I got guest. I never said they were important guess. I do have to pay them you know.

The Cabbage Man walks on stage. 'Now the last category of votes have been tallied and we are ready to announce the winners.

For the best trademark…and they won by like 80% AND THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHIGN BAD TO MY CABBAGES!!!! Zuko!'

Loads of fan girls pour back into the studio and scream.

The Cabbage Man flips to the next card. "For best non trademark moment we have Aang with hair. THE AVATAR!!!! AHHH MY CABBAGES!!!!" holds hands protectively over cart.

He sighs. "Alright. Now for the best um that big word drastic change thing the winning moment is….. Zuko jumping in front of the lightning bold for Katara!"

Zuko walked on stage and grabbed the mic. "Quick little question. WHY THE HELL DID EVERYONE LIKE THAT SO MUCH!!!"

The Zutara/Zuko fan girl section stands up. 'It's obvious!" one calls out.

"Right, you guys with the shipping wars" Zuko muttered. "How could I forget"

He left the stage muttering something about BEEP BEEEEP fan fiction.

I walked back on stage. "Zuko! Little kids could be watching this! But I mean if they are….well they're gonna have to learn this stuff eventually. Um Katara do your award count thing"

Katara walked up and apparently she found the time to chance dresses.

"Welcome back everyone! Well Zuko's winning….still. And the rest of us a heaps behind….still. Here it is…

Zuko: 22

Sokka: 12

Katara: 5

Aang: 5

Toph: 3

Azula: 2

Yue: 2

Iroh: 2

Suki: 2

Ty Lee: 1

Mai: 1

Bumi: 1

Lee: 1

On behalf of everyone here STOP VOTING FOR ZUKO! Oh and it's everyone's behalf I guess except Zuko's." she nervously laughed. "And the next category's will be presented by…um… Foaming Mouth Guy…"

I said we were on a budget, did I not?

Foaming mouth guy takes the stage, yells that it's the avatar, and faints.

I grab the microphone from Katara. "Um we're gonna need a new guest" I stand for a moment thinking! "Vita get your BEEP on an airplane so you can give the nominations!"

There's a big crash. "I'm here" my best friend Vita runs into the studio receiving much applause.

"Thank you. Thank you. Your all too kind" she pauses at Ozai. "Except you. Your very very mean. And you look like a teenage girl"

I laugh. "And not in a good way"

I look at my friend. "Okay read of the cards. Don't fantasize and don't say anything inappropriate to any of the nominees"

She goes wide eyed. 'Am man." She sighed. "….fine. But can't I just-"

"NO!" I yell. "And no Vita, you may not kill Ozai because he has a contract"

She pouts. 'Give me the cards" I reluctantly hand them over.

"Hmmmm" She smiles evilly. "Alright the next award is for the best player moment! Aw Sara you had to give me this one!" she smiles. "It's just too perfect!. Okay the nominees are…

1. Sokka at Kyoshi Island

2. Jet at we.. The forest…they never did give that a name

And 3. Chan and the other dudes from The Beach

She pauses. 'Sara, what the heck is the next cataogry" she looked closer. 'Oh wait. I got it… SARA!"

She smiles even wider -if possible. "The next category is…. Moments you swore they were gay!" Sara you picked the best time to have me!. Okay the nominees are…

1. Aang with his "Zuko! I want you to dance with me!"

2. Sokka cross-dressing at Kyoshi Island. Warrior or not that's just wrong

3. Toph...well with the whole loving herself as a guy actor thing.

And that's it! Vote!"

Thank you, Vita. And no, not for presenting the nominees, for not embarrassing or destroying anything or more importantly anyone.

Vita smiles. 'Don't worry, I'll still be here after the commercial"