And we're back. Vita takes the microphone. "You know, it'd really be nice if we had more than one microphone."

I glare at you. "Just saying!" she looks at the cards. "Anyways, back to the award thingy, yeah. Okay for best player moment, and this is such a shocker…jet"

Jet comes up, takes award, and flirts with Vita. She mutters something about idiotic straight guys.

"And for best gay moment, and though there was no evidence I think it should have been Zuko-" she ducks as a fireball passes where her head was hit's a random pile of Vita's and Sokka's explosives, causing a massive crash, fire, explosion, and very angry backstage crew.

I walk out angrily. "Vita, you haven't even been on air for a minute yet!"

"Correction - that was a minute and a half!" Vita yells.

I glare. "Either way half the place is blown up and there's a giant skylight!"

"I think it gives the room a nice touch"

I sigh. "I can't believe I'm saying this but you and" I point at in the audience "you, are in charge"

Both I put in charge "Really?" I nod. "Sweet" Vita smiles evilly.

"Okay, three rules. No insulting celebrities. No explosions. And definitely NO CACTICE JUICE!"

Vita pulls out blindfolds. "No Vita!" I yell

"But I didn't even tell you what I was going to do yet" she whined

"It doesn't matter" I smile. "Zuko, come with me"

"Why is Zuko going" Vita asked, suggestively.

"Cause he made the hole and well you know, some other things" I smile. "I don't trust you"

"But I'm a year older than you" Vita argues.

looks at her. "Really?"

"I'm short, okay! And in my defense she's really tall so yeah!"

"We'll I'm leaving now and hopefully nobody shall be dead when I return"

I leave.

"I'm going to go look for music" Vita decides. She walks off leaving Sokka to tell a bad joke. "I FOUND CACTUS JUICE!!!" she yelled in a sing-song voice.

Running back to the camera Vita smiles a cheesy grin, cactus juice balanced on her arms and head. "Okay, we're gonna have some fun. Cactus Dare!!"

looked at her strangely. "Cactus dare?"

"It's like Double Dare but with Cactus juice." She mumbles something about Harry Potter fans

"Okay. cool" she said smiling almost as evilly as Vita.

Vita looks into the cast box. "Who first?"

Oooh me! MEE!!" Sokka said waving his arms.

"Well he is the most experienced in the field." Vita notes quietly.

"Me next!" Toph exclaimed.

Vita smiles flirtingly and calls her place after Toph. The rest of the cast slowly joins in; leaving Katara to defend herself.

"Come on Kat" they all call.

, still smiling, turned to Vita. "You do realize Sara is going to kill you, right?"

Vita made a noise in disagreement. "yes. Yes I do. But don't worry. This is only entertainment. We'll do the award show first….or after….or not, since I have a feeling we'll have bigger problems by then"

"Okay"

-----10 minutes later-----

"#$%*" Vita muttered. She was half drunk and looking at the now fully trashed studio. Everyone was crazy and drunk and Ozai was on the table and - "#$%*!!!!"

Vita turned to . "This is bad. So so bad" "SECURITY!!!"

"Um, they're all either drunk or exploded"

Me and Zuko happen to walk through the door at that wonderful moment.

"Vita….what did you do!?!?!"

Vita turns towards me and cues the music off. "Sara. Sara. I um. Um. Cactus Dare?"

"I left you in charge for ten minutes. You realize that right?" I took a better look. "And why is Ozai - you know, I neither need to say OR SEE that"

"hehe Sorry" Vita mutters sheepishly.

"Let's go to commercial before I am tempter to murder you, eh?"

Vita thinks fast. "But we didn't present the awards"

"Fine. Aang wins for gay moment. For the award count….Zuko's winning by allot and everyone else isn't."

"And since we don't have time to present the new categories we're going to do something different.

I want each of you to come up with your best avatar rule.. Since I'm sure most of you don't know what I'm talking about, Vita and I will demonstrate."

I start and we alternate. "I shall not call Sokka ponytail"

"Nor shall I call Zuko scarface"

"I will not blindfold the entire avatar cast and make them kiss someone of the same gender assuming it's their boyfriend or girlfriend"

"I will not call any of the avatar characters gay"

'Really?"

"Of course not"

Vita smiles and I groan. Vita clears her throat. "and finally, I will not tell Ozai he looks like a teenage girl"

"And that explains his bad fighting!"

We both smile and chorus the end. "And we shall not do anything on this list….even though it's 100% true and really really fun!"

Okay so come up with one. Vita and I choose out favorites. And after the break you vote on those. Hopefully by then everything will be normal again." I glare at Vita.

"YOU'RE THE WRITER!!!!"

"True….."