Hope those who have read my story like it so far.
Hilda was in her room reading Witch Weekly, a magazine from the other realm with gossip about the stars. She hated having to wake up at eight for the usual Saturday morning waffle breakfast. It was never her idea to begin with, but her perfect sister's. Everything Zelda did had to be to the books, which droved Hilda mad. To Hilda, the perfect Saturday morning was sleeping until ten, and grabbing a bowl of cereal while watching those strange, but funny mortal cartoons. Like, Zelda always said though "It's for Sabrina." Hilda thought of it as too perfect though. They were witches for Merlin's sake, which was far from perfect.
She was reading about Belinda Charmburg's new magic finger when she heard a knock at here door.
"Aunt Hilda. Can I talk to you?" Hilda heard her niece ask from outside the door. Hilda pointed at the door, opening in a white sparkle of magic. Sabrina walked in with Salem right at her feet. Hilda tapped her bed, gesturing Sabrina to sit down.
"Of course we can have a heart to heart, just watch where you sit. There are still some pieces of wood in the covers. I didn't get first chair, again. I'm second, again. You don't know..."
"Hey, can talk about what I came here to tell you?" Sabrina asked, not trying to sound rude.
"Oh, sorry. Go on," Hilda said
"OK, so what if some one you loved is accidentally...pregnant?" Sabrina said.
Hilda was shocked. This couldn't be happening.
"Sabrina, you're the last person I though this would happen..."
"Aunt Hilda! Not me. I'm talking about Aunt Zelda," Sabrina interrupted
"Oh, so you think so too?" Hilda asked. She had had her suspicions, but didn't want to get involved. It was her sister's business. Not hers
"Actually we know." Salem said
"Salem kind of told me about the Diagnosis Spell. Dr. House showed up, and figured it out, very rudely.
"And I told him to give Cuddy my number." Salem said with such bliss that Hilda could see his skin tuning pink under his black coat of fur.
"Oh, I see they updated the magic book. It used to be Doogie Howser. So what's House like. Handsome, Smart, and Available?
"More like Sarcastic, Rude, and a Genius, but trying to stay on topic, What are we going to about Aunt Zelda. Can't she just," Sabrina nearly screamed.
"Well there's only one thing. We have to tell her," Hilda said, trying to give advice like Zelda did.
"And what if she doesn't know herself?"
"Well, if she doesn't know now then she will in nine months when the kid pops out at the supermarket. We'll have to use the Plus or Minus spell if she doesn't know or doesn't believe us. "
"What's that?"
Hilda tried to explain, even if she wasn't as good as explaining what spells do, then doing them. "Basically you ask a question, and it tells you in positive or negative form with a candy plus or minus. I use it all the time at parties to find out which men are single and who is fat, but looks pregnant. It extremely embarrassing to ask a person when's the baby due and there not really pregnant"
"Why candy?"
"I guess it makes the outcome sweeter."
Sabrina wondered outload "Why can't she just take a pregnancy test?"
"Mortal pregnancy tests don't work on witches plus it would be a little rude to hand her it and say "Pee on this just for kicks," Hilda said, acting out the entire thing.
"OK, so who's going to tell her?" Sabrina asked.
"I don't know. There's only one way to figure this out," Hilda said as she zapped a giant coin into her hand. "Heads or tails?"
"Heads." Sabrina yelled as Hilda pointed at the coin, making it flip in the air. Suddenly it fell to the grounds with the head of the Other Realm President, George Lincoln facing up
"Hahaha Sabrina has to tell Zelda," Salem laughed, almost falling of the bed.
"Come on. Two out of three," Sabrina whined.
"Sorry sister, but you're going to be the bearer of bad news."
"Fine, but how do you think Zelda's going to take it."
"I don't know. It's not like she doesn't want any children, but she also wanted to be married first. I just can't stand the though of it being Willard Kraft's, but then again she will be half Spellman," Hilda said, trying to make the best out of a bad situation
"Wait, how do you know it's going to be a girl," Sabrina asked as she opened the door. Hilda fallowed her, along with Salem.
"I don't. I'm just hoping the baby is a girl, that way she will look just like Zelda, and not Willard Kraft," Hilda said as she closed the door behind her. Sabrina, and her, continued down the stairs and to the kitchen, which felt like a walk that took an eternity, than one minute.