P.S. I Loathe You

Author: Chicky Babe No. 1

Note: Since I ah-dore The Clique I have decided to write a book on the Pretty Committee. It's a little bit different, because Massie is an LBR! Ehmagawd! So, I hope you enjoy this story.

Note # 2: I do not own The Clique. I am NOT that genius Lisi Harrison.

The OCD girls

Massie Block: Massie just knows that the eighth grade is going to be easy-breezy. Until five gorgeous girls from California show up at BOCD at steal all the attention away from her. Massie is fuh-rious! She needs to bring them down. All the way down. But it's not going to be easy.

Alicia Rivera: Alicia is Massie's loyal beta, so that means that she worships her. What will happen when Alicia goes behind Massie's back and befriends the new girls of BOCD? Will this be the end of their friendship as we know it?

Dylan Marvil: Dylan is sick of being fat. She gained 10 pounds and the guys won't even look at her. May even enter a state of utter depression.

Kristen Gregory: This can nawt be happening! Kristen has ditched the Pretty Committee to be friends with The Unbelievably Pretty Committee. WTF is going awn?

Claire Lyons: Claire may be the only one who sticks by Massie's side. She kinda has to. She's still living in Massie's guesthouse and does nawt what to get squished by Massie's pointy Steve Madden boots again.

The Briarwood Boys

Derrick Harrington: Massie Block has her button nose turned up at Derrington and he doesn't mind one bit. He has a new crush and he knows she will go as far as he wants her to.

Josh Hotz: Head over heels in love with the local Spanish beauty. Will do anything for her.

Chris Plovert: The short-lived crush on notorious eater Dylan may be returning. But the boys have threatened to make his life hell if he even glances at the "fat pig." Is he strong enough to risk his friendship and reputation for true love?

Kemp Hurley: Still takes photos of girl's underwear. Still looks up girl's miniskirts. Nothing has changed. And it will never change.

Dune Baxter: Who cares about Skye Hamilton? Kristen is just as sporty as he is. Who cares about dancing? Kristen is willing to take up surfing with him. Who cares about the Pretty Committee? Dune and Kristen are friends with the Unbelievably Pretty Committee.

Cam Fisher: Has officially dumped Duh-livia Ryan for Claire Lyons. He may have one blue and one green eye but that doesn't mean the guy is buh-lind. He has promised to never let Claire go. Never. Maybe that's because he has done something totally unnessacary

The Casuals

Olivia Ryan: Olivia has a deep, dark secret. It will be revealed in a matter of weeks. It has something to do with another blonde's crush.

Coral McAdams: Her nickname is officially changed from Strawberry to Pear, courtsery of the Unbelievably Pretty Committee (would you look at those thighs!? Gawd!)

Kori Gedman: Kori's bad posture has given her premature scolios. Ehmagawd! The thin hair... the pyshco laugh...Will she ever survive the eighth grade?

Layne Abeley: Layne. Layne. Layne. What can we do about Layne? No matter. She snags an alpha boyfriend. Ehmagawd!!!!!!!!! x infinity!

Carrie Randolph: More than anything, fast talker Carrie wants to be friends with Massie Block, even if she is D-O-N-E!

Alexandra Regan: Gawd! What a perv! Or not. Maybe Alexandra is something that no thirteen year old girl should be thinking about.

Livvy Collins: Livvy has to repeat the seventh grade! How embarrassing! She may even consider ripping out of hair and hanging herself by her cheap fuzzy polka-dot scarf.

The Unbelievably Pretty Committee

Mi-Carrh DiBella: Enter Mi-Carrh from sunny L.A. As soon as she is accepted into BOCD, everyone swarms by her side. Everyone except that pissy little brunette May-ssie Black. Mi-Carrh knows she is prettier than that LBR. Massie Block? An LBR? NO! What is happening to the world?

Taelah Agostino: Taelah is Nicole's bubbly second-in-command. She loves Ralph Lauren, food and soccer so that means that certain girls will flock to her side.

Jacara Lee Boyd: Jacara is from Rihanna's hometown, Barbados. Jacara has an amazing voice but she struggles with her looks.

Rachel Geller: Pretty and bubbly Rachel is a budding actress. She immediately tries to befriend the star of Dial L for Loser Claire Lyons. Rachel used to date Conner Foley so she was all over the pages of Us Weekly. Luckily Claire knows what Rachel is really like.

Lauren Hill: Lauren is the rare type of popular. She is so nice to everyone, they simply ah-dore her. She is really secretly scared of Mi-Carrh but will never admit it.

Sooo....What did you think? That is bascially every character ^^. I tried to think of new things for everyone. Some of them are a bit dramatic. But anyway, please review and make my day.

Love Always: Jordan.