Ye Olde Cliché

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"So, Roxas, truth? Or dare?"

Selphie glanced mischievously up at the blonde.

Roxas grumbled for a moment, before answering. "Truth, I guess."

Selphie pouted. "Aw, c'mon."

"Yeah, right," Roxas said, rolling his eyes. "Like I trust you to be in control of me."

Selphie started to retort, but was interrupted by Riku. "Can we just get on with it?"

"Oh, right, um…Roxas, have you ever had risqué thoughts about….Axel!"

Aforementioned redhead smirked widely as Roxas turned a radiant magenta. Axel gave Selphie a look that clearly said he had paid her off for that one. Meanwhile, Roxas was stuttering out some form of answer.

"Wha…I…huh? Why would…ergh!"

Kairi shoved Roxas lightly. "Aw, just answer the question. We all know the answer anyway."

Roxas gave a helpless yelp of distress, turning a darker shade. "Fine!" he shouted after a moment. "Yes, goddammpff!" Roxas was suddenly interrupted by an obstruction.

Sora groaned and hid his face behind Riku when Axel leaped across the room at Roxas. A few moments later, the laughter had died down. As well as the shouting and cursing from the blonde. Sora peaked out from behind Riku's shoulder, checking if the coast was clear.

"I don't think this game is safe…" Sora said uncertainly. Larxene had already been arrested, Demyx's hair was now bright green and very short, and now Axel and Roxas were…well, who knows. Maybe it was best to just leave now.

"Don't worry," Riku said, smirking at the brunette. "I'll protect you."

Sora pouted. "I can handle it!"

Riku laughed. "Yeah, I know."

"So anyway!" Selphie said loudly. "Since Roxas is gone, the turn goes to Naminé, as she's his sister."

Naminé smiled softly. "Alright. Sora, would you like to go?"

Selphie interrupted. "No! It's not a choice! Just ask truth or dare!"

"Oh, sorry," Naminé said. "Sora, truth or dare?"

Sora trusted Naminé, so decided on dare. How bad could it be, right?

Naminé was silent for a second or two. "I dunno, I can't think of anyth-"

Selphie interrupted eagerly. "Kiss Riku!"

"Whaa?!" Sora could feel his eyes bugging out of his head. He and Riku both scooted a few inches away from each other simultaneously.

"Yeah!" Kairi encouraged a moment later. "Do it!"

Riku turned abruptly on the girl. "Don't you two take out your freaky yaoi fantasies on us!" he growled at the giggling girls.

Demyx laughed softly, earning an equally intense glare in return. "You gotta do it," he said, nonplussed by the searing glare. "It's a dare, you can't back out." He shrugged as if to say there was no problem.

Nobody acknowledged the fact that Naminé was supposed to be the one naming the dare, but then again, at this point, no one really cared about that detail. Besides, Naminé was actually liking the idea more and more as the argument went on.

"They're probably just scared." Axel had returned, bringing with him what looked like a very battered, but contented Roxas. He narrowed his eyes in amusement at Sora and Riku. "That's it, right? You two scaredy cats can't handle it?"

Sora's eyes glazed over slightly. No way he was scared. Swallowing his pride and embarrassment, he grabbed Riku by the wrist, eyes glued to the floor.

A collective inhale was heard as Riku was pulled into facing his friend.

Sora reached up to Riku's face, moving slowly so he wouldn't run away. He looked into his friend's eyes, trying to convey that he did not want to do this.

Riku, on the other hand, had no thoughts of movement in mind. Sora had looked up from the floor, blue eyes totally focused on Riku. Riku was barely aware of the gloved hands holding him in place. He was positive the light from his face was enough to power a third world country.

Riku's eyes widened as Sora's fluttered closed. Rising onto his tip toes, Sora brought the taller boy's mouth to meet his.

It wasn't a very prolonged kiss, only about two seconds in total. Just long enough for Sora to mumble sorry through their joined lips. Most people in the room swore they thought it would be longer. Especially when they saw Riku's hands come up to Sora's shoulders.

But those hands didn't bring Sora any closer. In fact, Riku grabbed hold of Sora's shirt and gave him a thorough shaking.

"Never do that again!" he yelled at the smaller boy who squeaked in surprise and immediately let go of Riku.

Riku, in turn, looked murderous. He stopped suddenly in shaking the life out of Sora. He dropped the boy unceremoniously to the floor and stalked towards the cowering females at the other end of the room.

"Don't you ever force me to take part in your twisted delusions ever again!" His voice was low and dangerous; clearly communicating he wasn't interested in excuses or apologies.

Riku stomped his way to the door and paused. "Sora."

The brunette made a squeaking noise similar to the one previous and cringed.

"Sora," Riku said again. "Get your ass over here. Now."

Sora jumped up and followed the silver haired teen out the door. Said door slammed, leaving the room in total quiet.

"So," Tidus said, breaking the silence. "Who's next?"

Sora fidgeted as he trailed behind Riku, afraid of what his friend would do. So far, they were just walking, Riku ahead by a few steps. Where they were going, Sora hadn't a clue. He was too focused on his feet to look up.

He was so focused, in fact, that he didn't notice when Riku stopped walking, and ran into his back.

"Sorry," he said, feeling a blush.

Riku was silent. Sora continued to play with his hands, trying not to panic.

The silver haired teen turned abruptly to face Sora, his face scant inches from Sora's. His eyes were not happy in the least.

"I don't want you to do that ever again, understand?"

Sora nodded emphatically. "I won't, it was a dare, so it won't happen again, promise."

Riku made a noise somewhat reminiscent of a growl. "That's not what I mean."

"What are you-?"

Sora didn't get to finish the sentence, as he found it hard to speak through Riku's mouth on his. His eyes widened in surprise before closing as he felt Riku's lips moving against his own.

Sora's arms instinctively went around Riku's neck as the taller boy lifted him by the waist. He found himself sitting on something, probably a rock, with Riku standing between his legs.

He felt a tongue flicking across his lips and opened them in surprise. Sora made a pleased noise, thinking Riku was very good at this kissing stuff.

After a few seconds, Riku moved away, Sora following him slightly. Both were a bit breathless from lack of air.

Riku brought one hand to brush over Sora's jaw line. "I don't want you to ever be sorry for this."

Sora blushed lightly. "Sor-" But Riku didn't want to hear that. So he stopped him with a second kiss. This time, a shorter one.

"Are you paying attention?" Riku asked sarcastically.

Sora looked downward for a moment, then back up. "I don't know, you might have to remind me."

So he did.

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A/N: Yeah, I know. I used the way over-used truth or dare set up. But you know what? It was one AM when I wrote this, so I don't really care!

Please R&R, and please don't yell at me for unoriginality.

Oh, yes, partly inspired by a doodle by Elaine, who is a fantastic artist on deviantart and should get more attention for her OC's than her fanart because that's what makes her happy.