Yullen Week
Theme Two: Prank
Summary: Komui sneaks a potion into Kanda's morning soba...what shall happen now that Kanda is no longer Kanda? What does he want with Allen?
Disclaimer: I do not own DGM no matter how much I might want to...*cries*
Allen was ready for anything fate could throw at him that morning. He had trained for an extra hour in his room while Link was busy going through paperwork that Leverrier decided was "urgent" though he doubted if anything Leverrier decided was urgent actually was. Then he had decided to take a bath which was peaceful since no one else was around (thankfully he didn't like bathing with anyone else even if Link was that one other person) and now he was seated with a large pile of food in the cafeteria and without Link beside him he could officially relax for awhile until Link showed up to torture him with more paperwork.
"Morning, Moyashi-chan! Lenalee!"
Allen grumbled a good morning through a mouth full of food while trying to ignore Lavi as he glomped onto his back before jumping down beside him as he continued his breakfast which he was only half way through. Lenalee happily chirped a good morning back before continuing her meal politely.
"What's wrong with Yuu-chan? Normally he isn't this mad so early in the morning." Lavi said observing the waves of pure loathing coming from the stoic exorcist.
"Nii-san was trying to force him to battle against his latest invention." Lenalee replied smiling.
"I'm not even going to ask what that Komui put Kanda through this morning. I think I'd be dead before I even got near him today." Lavi said worriedly.
Everyone watched as Kanda continued to eat his soba until he looked up and death glared every single person in the room. The room suddenly became much louder as everyone turned away from him even Lavi and Lenalee. No one was that suicidal to go against the angered samurai. Allen was too busy eating to notice what was happening around him.
"Finished!" Allen exclaimed.
"Wow Moyashi-chan that's like a new record for you. It only took you like half an hour to finish eating." Lavi commented excitedly.
"Well I'd better go and find Link he's probably giddy believing that I've run off." Allen joked.
"Where is two-spot this morning?"
"I left him and a Finder stuck in a giant ball half way to the cafeteria."
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Link walked beside Allen as they made their way towards the cafeteria.
"Link?"
"What Walker?"
"What is that moving in our direction?"
"It appears to be a Finder, Walker."
"But what's behind him?"
". . ."
Allen watched as the object moved closer and closer towards their location. To him it looked like a giant ball rolling towards them with the Finder running for his life. Survival instincts kicking in he jumped through a door to his right just as the Finder ran past him the ball only inches behind him. Sighing at his luck, Allen peaked out of the door and down the hall to find Link with the Finder.
Link was now stuck in a giant sticky ball of what looked to be one of Komui's latest inventions with the Finder against the back wall of the corridor. Neither Link nor the Finder could move or break free from the giant ball.
"Walker, help us down this instant." Link demanded.
"Sorry Link but I'm not touching that. I don't know what would happen. Just wait a while I'm sure Komui will be here soon to look for his . . . cough "precious" cough . . . invention. I'm going to be in the cafeteria, see you later." Allen said as he turned away from the invention and the helpless people and walked off hearing the cries of both Link and the Finder.
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Allen and Lavi burst out into laughter while Lenalee smirked trying to tell them that it wasn't appropriate.
"See ya later then!" Lavi said struggling to breathe from laughing.
Allen smiled as he picked up his giant pile of dishes and carried them back to Jerry to wash. Turning back after he'd told Jerry that he'd made another wonderful meal, he watched as Kanda suddenly disappeared in a large cloud of pink smoke. Everyone in the cafeteria stopped to look on in fascination as the cloud consumed Kanda.
A loud growl cautioned everyone to back away from the smoke and Kanda now that he was inside it. Slowly Allen watched as the pink smoke cleared only to find himself staring at a large black tiger with blue eyes sitting in the exact spot Kanda had once been with Kanda's clothes lying beneath the tiger. Watching the tiger, Allen couldn't help but notice the tail twitch in annoyance. The entire cafeteria was deathly quiet.
"Ha ha ha! I got you Kanda! That is for destroying my wonderful new creation!" yelled Komui jumping out from behind Allen. An awkward silence fell upon the cafeteria as everyone watched Komui dance around in glee, then . . .
"THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRANK!!!" Everyone in the cafeteria shouted in Komui's direction however with a growl from Kanda everyone stopped. No one was ready to move as Kanda in tiger-form began prowling around the area eyes clearly locked on Komui who was now hiding behind Allen.
"Lenalee help me!!! Kanda's going to eat me!!!" Komui whined to his sister a pout forming on his lips.
"Let go of me already! I'm not Lenalee!" Allen yelled trying to pry Komui from his back.
"I couldn't hide behind Lenalee! What if she was attacked! Besides you make a much better shield."
"But I'm smaller!"
Allen continued to fight with Komui while unaware that Kanda was stalking his prey. Suddenly his eyes shone on Allen's form making him take a step backwards. Why is he looking at me and not Komui? Allen thought while slowly moving backwards. Without hesitation, Allen took off running like a mad man from the cafeteria with Kanda close behind him.
After running around in circles (Allen got lost yet again -.-') Allen found himself running past Kanda's room and almost stopped in fright however his survival instincts told him to move so he willingly obeyed. Jumping down two sets of stairs he heard a growl close behind him and continued to move. Allen didn't even realize where he was going anymore all he knew was that he wanted to get away from the tiger.
Unfortunately he slipped on the floor and fell landing on his butt and hitting his head. Slowly sitting up he held the back of his head as it started to throb. What was I running from again? Oh yeah, Kanda in tiger-form . . . Allen thought, dazed after his fall. I've been running all morning I should be fine now. A growl from directly behind him however proved otherwise.
Allen felt Kanda's tiger-mouth grab onto the back of his collar causing him to squeak like a mouse in fright. Behind him Kanda growled again and began dragging him down the corridor. Of course everyone simply watched as poor Allen was dragged by the Kanda-tiger around the corridors of the Black Order unsure of what to do to help. Allen simply kept his eyes closed afraid of what he might find when he opened them or if he ever opened them again. Finally after hearing a door open and then close, Allen opened his eyes to find himself in Kanda's room. (How did Kanda open that door? *puzzle*)
Allen sat up after feeling Kanda drop him on the floor. He was pretty sure that being dragged across cold floors for an hour was not good for the body especially his but doubted that Kanda really cared about him. Allen stood unsure of where Kanda was and looked around deciding to make a break for the door and hope that he wasn't torn apart. As he turned around he realized that Kanda stood between him and the door.
Allen was pushed and nudged until he looked where he was actually going. Kanda was pushing him towards the bed.
Flustered, Allen turned to protest but Kanda simply growled threateningly making Allen move a little faster towards their location. Once there he was pushed to the side closest to the wall while Kanda lay cat-like in front of him almost as if he were asleep. What am I supposed to do now? Is he truly asleep? Should I try for the door again? Thoughts ran through his head as his body continued to shake from fright. Making a decision, Allen cautiously began to move to get off the bed and leave the room however every time he would move Kanda would look up and somehow glare at him with his tiger eyes causing Allen to sit back against the wall on the bed. Allen was sure of it; he was officially the prisoner of a tiger.
Thanks a lot Komui . . .
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Around lunch time Allen heard the door open quietly and glanced worriedly at Kanda who was sleeping soundly. From his position on the bed he couldn't see who it was until they moved into the room. He watched as Link, Lavi and Lenalee moved into the room quietly trying not to disturb the tiger or Kanda, Allen wasn't entirely positive which he preferred to be called at the moment and thought it was better not to ask. Link stood with Lavi and Lenalee on the other side of the room.
"Heya Moyashi-chan, how's it going?" Lavi whispered.
"I'm the prisoner of Kanda who is now in the form of a tiger, I'm just fine Lavi." Allen said sarcastically while rolling his eyes and folding his arms across his chest.
"Well after the incident in the cafeteria this morning Nii-san is attempting to make an antidote so you can return to your usual routine however hopefully it will just reverse sometime tonight if that doesn't work."
"Attempting!" Allen said a little louder than necessary stirring the sleeping Kanda. Everyone was quiet while Kanda fell back asleep after checking Allen was still behind him.
"Why did he decide to drag me into this anyway? Komui was the one who "pranked" him" Allen pouted.
"You'll have to ask Yuu-chan that I'm afraid Moyashi-chan." Lavi answered in an all-knowing tone. "Well when he turns back at least."
"This is ridiculous. Walker you will be leaving for your mission this afternoon now come." Link said beginning to move towards them loudly.
Allen couldn't help but stiffen at sudden movement of Kanda who was now watching angrily as Link moved closer, tail flicking. Link didn't seem to be bothered by it though and continued to move towards them. Kanda moved in an instant and leaped at Link claws raised. In a single swipe Kanda sent Link flying back against the wall before landing in front of Allen and glaring at the intruders. Lavi and Lenalee froze not daring to move in case they were hit as well while Link grumbled incoherently.
"Link, are you alright?" Allen asked anxiously watching as Link stood from the floor.
"Come Walker, while he is no longer on the bed."
"If I move he will try to attack me."
Allen sighed as Link refused to hear any of his reasoning. Cautiously, he began moving from the bed however as the bed squeaked underneath him Kanda turned around and furiously growled at Allen making him back up as Kanda jumped back onto the bed his head only a few centimetres away from Allen's. Link, Lavi and Lenalee excused themselves rather quickly after that while promising to come up with a quick solution.
"I really hate this. I'm like some damsel in distress." Allen muttered under his breath as the door closed. Allen watched calmly as Kanda returned to his usual cat-like position in front of Allen. I swear the tiger . . . Kanda . . . was just smirking at me.
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It was now nearly midnight, Kanda was still a tiger and Allen was still trapped on the bed with him. Lavi, Lenalee and Link hadn't returned after the first attack even though they had promised and something told Allen that they wouldn't be returning any time soon. Kanda regardless of the position was asleep only stirring if he felt Allen move slightly which was now only to get comfortable. He'd given up long ago of the idea of escape . . . Allen was however not very game on the idea of sleeping next to a tiger and that went double for one that was Kanda so he took to staring out of the window instead at the moon.
This had started as an excellent day yet turned sour so suddenly that he hadn't even had a chance to adjust to it. Sighing, he looked down at Kanda as he began to twitch either from a dream or fleas Allen didn't know but he hoped that it was from a dream. Fleas were simply annoying for both animals and humans.
Suddenly, his vision was blocked by a pink cloud and Allen only prayed that Kanda was turning back. As soon as it cleared Allen quickly glanced back out the window blushing deeply. Kanda who was now awake and back in human form wasn't wearing a single piece of clothing.
"Moyashi." Kanda growled angrily.
"Get up off the bed so I can leave if your that angry, BaKanda!" Allen said trying to stay calm yet failing miserably.
Allen suddenly fell back onto the bed with his wrists pinned by Kanda. Glaring up at Kanda didn't really do anything to help the situation either since that was the only facial expression Kanda knew. Then Kanda did something that Allen hadn't expected. He actually lay down exhausted next to him an arm pulling Allen's body closer and underneath the blanket that was now covering most of Kanda's body. Allen blushed even deeper at the position they were in. Sure Kanda was underneath the blanket and Allen couldn't see anything but he could feel it on himself since Kanda was practically lying on him.
"Why did you choose me to drag into your room? Komui was the one that tried to prank you and failed miserably." Allen said trying to ignore their position.
"Why would I want Komui in here?" Allen glared at him for a proper answer.
"..."
"What was that Kanda I couldn't hear you?" Allen said.
"I didn't like how Komui cowered behind you like a shield." Kanda muttered into Allen's hair.
"BaKanda." Allen laughed.
Allen wrapped his small arms around Kanda allowing him to pull Allen closer to him. With that Allen simply forgot about the position they were in and relished the thought that Kanda was actually beside him. They spent the remainder of the morning sleeping comfortably in each other's arms forgetting yesterday's events, simply enjoying being close to each other.
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"Yu-chan~ is back to normal!" Lavi screamed immediately as Kanda and Allen walked into the cafeteria making everyone turn around cautiously. "Heya Moyashi-chan. See you're free finally couldn't have been too fun with Mr. Stoic here could it?"
Lavi moved to glomp Allen but stopped as soon as Kanda moved in front of him grabbing Mugen and growling deep in warning. Everyone sweatdroped. That was typical Kanda and yet not at the same time. Lavi moved back apologizing for his behaviour and ran tripping back to Lenalee. Maybe Kanda wasn't exactly back to "normal" however with Kanda and Allen's hands interlocked as they waited for their breakfast, no one would think that either Kanda or Allen could be labelled normal ever again.
Rewritten: 27/04/2010