Man, i haven't updated this in a long time. Since school is almost over, I'll probably have more up to date more often. Life keeps you busy. I'm trying to make Percy more accurate and not so much OOC. Oh yeah, I don't own Percy or anybody else in the series. Rick Riordian owns Percy and the gang. The Greeks own the gods. Gotta give the Greeks credit. OCs are completely my own.

"Camp? Well, that totally messes up all my summer plans! What's so great about this damn camp that I have to go to. Camp is for sorry losers." Edward turned away exasperated. "Wait. You need to go. This camp is your last chance to survive in this world. This is the right choice."

Edward whistled sharply. Suddenly a hellhound appeared in front of Edward. Edward looked up and smiled with a devilish grin. "Wait! You're gonna get killed by it!" Percy ran toward the hound, retrieving his pen from his pocket. "You're gonna kill this thing with a pen? Good luck." Percy uncapped the pen, revealing a shiny sword that seem to shine across all the windows.

The hellhound made no movement. It just sat down and began to whimper. Edward climbed on top of the huge dog and petted it. Percy just stared still holding the sword in his hands. "Nice sword you got there, Percy. Like my big doggie?" "That's your hellhound? You summoned it?" Edward climbed down and shook Percy's hand. "Welcome to my world, Percy. And you're definitely not escaping it." "But how? When? Who's child are you? You have a dad? No mom? But?..." "Save the questions for later. I'm going to check out this 'special' camp. Oh yeah! Can I borrow your hoodie for a sec?"

Percy tossed him his hoodie, still staring in disbelief. " Hey boy, sniff? Yeah? Okay, take me that place. Thanks!" Edward tossed back the hoodie covered in spit. Soon the hellhound and Edward disappeared and melted into a shadow. The shadow raced on the sidewalk.

"Hey, Percy? Where's Edward?" Haley appeared from around the corner. "Where were you?" "Ummm....I had to go to the bathroom." Oh but I think he just took a hellhound to Camp Half-Blood..." "Really? Oka- WAIT! He's a child of HADES!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LET'S GO TOO!" Haley dragged Percy along, flagged a cab and stuffed him inside. "HEY WATCH IT, HALEY! URMPH!!!! LEMME GO ALREADY!" " Quiet, you. Delphi Strawberry Fields, please?"

"Okay, let me get this straight. Edward got really mad at you, summoned a friendly hellhound that you almost killed it, took you hoodie, traced a trail to Camp Half-Blood and dissed you?" Percy looked around sheepishly. "Well, for the most parts, yes. That's pretty much what happened." Haley looked away in disgust.

"You have a girlfriend, a new half-sister, invincible and save the world yet still haven't managed to get a brain." "Hey! I have a brain! At least, you're not dead so far! It's because I protect you! Even Annabeth says if it weren't for me, she'd be dead!" "Annabeth also said that you're Seaweed Brain and your head is filled with kelp." "I swear, if you weren't in the Poseidon cabin, you would most likely be in the Athena one. Look! Even she approves of you! See that owl? Just for you." The cab driver didn't seem to notice about the Greek gods. Heck, this was New York City. He had definitely heard stranger.

"Okay! Here we are! Delphi Strawberry Fields. That will be $53.78." "Do you take drachmas? I have a hundred?" "Sure, whatever is fine. Just make sure it is equivalent to the bill!" "Here you go, sir." The driver looked at the two teenagers as they walked up of the hill. Hmm... Must be brother and sister because that's what they do. They bicker. As he drove along, he could of sworn he saw a dragon. My mind must must be playing tricks on me.

"CHIRON! CHIRON! I THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD OF HADES!" The campers perked up when Haley's cries were heard through out the camp. Chiron appeared by her side unexpectedly tapped her should. She jumped up and shrieked. Percy covered his ears, wincing. "OMIGODCHIRONYOUSCAREDTHEHECKOUTOFMEWHERES EDWARDHUHHUHHUHSOISHEACHILDOFHADESORWHAT?!?!" "Calm down, Haley. He's with Mr. D." "WHATISHEDOINGWITHHIMOMIGOD!" Chiron sighed. "Percy? Can you take her back to the cabin so she can calm down?" Percy looked at her running in circles pondering out loud, frantically jumping to conclusions and sighed. " Sure, Chiron. I'll take her to the Big House when she's okay." Chiron nodded and watched Percy walk down with her, chatting away. He galloped to the Big House. From a yard or so away, he could hear bickering with Mr. D's high whiney voice and the new boy's smooth voice. "You don't just burst he on camp ground with a hellhound!" "But I'm a damn demigod. People couldn't see shit because if they did, the cops would be here!" "Demigods do whatever they want to! Only gods can do that! I hate being stuck with you little brats." "Well, go away then! Live your damn life somewhere else!" "Lucky for you I can't. Daddy imprisoned me for another 50...AGAIN! First he takes it off then he thinks the brats like you are growing on to me!" "Well too bad! Deal with it!" Chiron walked in without them noticing. Chiron cleared his throat quite loudly. "WHAT!" they both shouted in unison. "What was your name?" "I'm Edward. Edward Fox. Like that hot actress Megan Fox?" "Edward, go to the Hermes cabin for now. Sooner or later, the gods will claim you." "Fine. How do I get my stuff?" " Oh that's been taken care of." BOOM! The door slammed open. "Edward? Are you okay? What happened?" Edward turned around and saw Haley with a panicked looked on her face. Haley broke out into a grin and ran over to hug him. "Mr. D, can I show Edward around?" "Whatever to get rid of that brat is fine by me." "Same to you, Mr. D." Thunder could be heard with a loud booming sound. Haley bit her and looked uncertain of herself. "Hmph. That's Dad up there. And that's your signal to shut up and respect me." "I'd doubt it. I think it was his laughter." "Edward, let's go. NOW," Haley barked in an urgent tone. Haley dragged him by his shirt out the door. Edward almost raised his hand but soon slapped away by Haley. He muttered something under his breath, surely a swear.

I think I'll split this chapter because a lot has happened so far.